David: Welcome to the Not So Smashing Game! I am the host of the show along with my two hands, Crazy and Master. Now last episode we had some Toad abuse, redhead drama, dodgeballs knocking half the contestants out, Fox love, and a poor toad eliminated before he could do anything worth while! With Slippy gone, Will Team Crazy get their stuff together, or will Master use their sanity to keep winning challenges? Find out now on-
Crazy: A Not So Smashing Game! go team Crazy!
Master: Crazy! You and me are not supposed to interrupt David when he did this intro... (looks into camera and smiles like a hand can) but go team Master!
Crazy: Screw you brother! (curls into a fist and punches Master)
Master: (groans) you'll pay for that (lunges to Crazy)
David: ... Why did this have to be me? And since when could you guys talk!?
Team Master, Breakfast
Team Master's members woke up for breakfast, Tails sticking to Krystal like a loyal dog, Shadow polishing a gun he somehow sneaked in, and Mona glaring at Daisy, who still had no idea why she was doing it. Shadow aimed his gun around and everybody but Tails ducked. "Shadow, don't point the gun around in here, they will think that you want to shoot them." The fox said, already knowing Shadow's habit of playing with his guns. Shadow shrugged and put the gun away, getting a sigh of relief from some.
Ashley, Daisy, and Krystal sat together at one table, only after Krystal told Tails calmly to sit somewhere else. "Tails is a nice kid, from what I saw at the Olympics, smart too. But why did you seduce the little guy Krystal?" Daisy asked the blue fox. "You think I actually tried? That fox is at the age where his hormones are kicking in, and I just happen to be a beautiful fox. So it just happened, honestly, I didn't try." Krystal explained. Ashley just looked at other two girls with little interest as she magically twirled her spoon in the soup she got from the magic fridge. "Why did you get soup for breakfast?" Daisy asked. Just than, the soup came alive and started to walk on the table, its contents dripping from the now living creature. "That's why." Ashley said.
Shadow, Tails, Bowser Jr., and Ridley sat at another table. Well, Ridley pulled a bigger seat and another table by it, but you get the point. Bowser Jr. was drawing on something under the table, so the rest couldn't see what he was up too. "So Shadow, you seem to have found a way to get guns in here." Ridley said so only their table could hear. "Yeah, it was easy with chaos control. now where did my gun go?" Shadow said, looking around for the gun he had, when Bowser Jr. came out with a pink gun with green flames. Shadow stared at the gun in misery, than glaring at Bowser Jr. as he took out a chaos emerald, "Chaos..." Shadow started glowing red, and Tails screamed, "Run! He's gonna blow!" everybody getting out of the room as quickly as he could. "...BLAST!" Shadow finished, the cameras getting destroyed along with the entire living room.
Team Crazy, Breakfast
Because they went to the elimination ceremony, everybody but Knuckles and Lucina was asleep when they heard the explosion. Knuckles and Lucina jumped up in shock, and they heard screams coming from all the bedrooms, Waluigi came out of his room, "What the heck was th-ACH!" Waluigi screamed as he was trampled by a fat crocodile that ran out of his room. "Get the food and run!" K. Rool screamed, getting to the fridge and taking out food and running, he also saw a big gem in the living room and tried to grab it, without realizing it was indeed the Master Emerald. "Get away from the Master Emerald, you dirty fat croc!" Knuckles said, throwing an extremely hard punch into K. Rool's gut and sending him into the flatscreen, braking it (Yet Again).
Midna and Tetra came out their room a little calmer than most, and saw the mayhem. Waluigi was like a pancake on the ground, K. Rool was stuck in the wall head first and unconscious, Lucina and Paulitina stopping Knuckles from going over to do more, Crash spinning out of control, tearing up the couches. Finally, they saw Pacman taking the fridge K. Rool dropped and started to eat everything, trying to calm himself down with food.
"Ah! Calm down everybody! David and Crazy Hand are solving the problem as we speak! just stop!" Everybody turned to the voice, and saw it was Master Hand at full size waving at them to stop. "... The Hand can talk guys! everything is going insane!" Tetra screamed, making everybody scream and go in terror again. Master Hand sighed as he snapped himself and teleported Team Crazy with him to see what happened.
Team Master's living room remains
David gasped as he saw what was a part of the mansion is now nothing but ashes and small chunks of the walls that was once there. He looked and saw all of Team Master's members covered in the ashes except Shadow, and he immediately knew he did it. Shadow bent down and saw the remains of his ruined gun, and the paint that was on it, and his facial expression saddened, "My beautiful gun..." he said, Tails and everybody else getting up. "Just for future references, Shadow loves his guns, and if you ruin them, he'll do that, so DON'T touch them anymore." Tails said, Bowser Jr. (the cause) and everybody else nodding in agreement.
Master Hand came in with the teleported Team Crazy and they saw the damage done, and everybody but Knuckles wondered who did it. "Who touched one of Shadow's guns?" Knuckles asked Team Master, Tails pointing at Bowser Jr., who nervously laughed as Knuckles took out the Master Emerald, "Oh Master Emerald, I plee to thee, A chaos emerald has destroyed this land, please fix it." Knuckles chanted in a weird voice, causing a few to think he went crazy (to match his team). Suddenly the big Emerald started glowing and the ashes started to dissaper, and the wall started to magically grow back to normal, as well as the roof and furniture. everybody but Tails and Shadow gasped at the feat. "Wow, thanks, you saved me the trouble of doing it myself." David said happily. "Yeah, anything the chaos emerald do, the master emeralds will fix... but we need new couches, a new fridge, and another new flatscreen." Knuckles said. David's smile deflated instantly and he sighed as he went over to Team Crazy's living quarters to see the damage.
"So how does that emerald thing do stuff like that?" Lucina asked, "Well, Its has power to that of gods, so don't doubt its power." Knuckles said, Paulitina scuffed at the comment, "How can that emerald match a deity like me?" she commented, making Knuckles turn to the goddess and stare. "I, uh... didn't mean any offense, Goddess Paulitina." He said, but Paulitina laughed, "I didn't take any offense, it's fine." she said happily. Suddenly Master Hand came back to the contestants, "Now, while David fixes this mess, I'll take you guys to the challenge site." Master Hand said. Team Master looked at the talking hand, amazed. "... Yes, we can talk alright? Now lets get going already!" Master Hand said as he snapped himself and teleported the contestants to an unknown place.
Shadow: Just don't touch my gun again Bowser Jr... ever.
Mona: Why can the Hands talk?!
Waluigi: Aww... That darn crocodile squashed me harshly *rubs his back in pain*
Knuckles: I still hate the crocodile with a passion, especially after he touched the Master Emerald. I'm going to have to polish it later...
Challenge Site
When the contestants landed, they felt a wooden tiled floor under there feet, but saw they were still outside. They figured out that they were on a giant stage on the ground. After five minutes of impatiently waiting, David teleported in with seaweed on his head, before anybody could question it, he held Crazy Hand out, "Crazy wanted to go for a swim... but lets forget about that! today we are going to have the challenge directed by somebody else, as a special guest!" David said. The contestants wondered very shortly as Master Hand snapped his fingers and a fat yellow plumber with garlic in one hand and a money bag in the other appeared on the stage.
"Wario?! What the heck are you doing here?!" Waluigi screamed over everybody, "Because I'm getting paid to guest star in this thing! Sure it sucks, but the money is great!" Wario exclaimed, laughing, and Mona and Ashley sighed at their boss. "Actually, since everybody else is still in The Smashing Game, we decided to being one of the cut players that lost immediately, and the only other volunteers were R.O.B and Kirby, who can't talk right." Crazy hand said. The contestants laughed at the plumber. "Hey! shut up! I'm in control of this challenge, you better be quiet or you lose automatically." Wario said, everybody shutting up.
"Good, now from what this David fella told me, This game is called 'Wario says'" Wario said happily, "Hey, It's called Simon says!" David yelled, "Shut it! now how you play Wario says is that whenever I say 'Wario says' in front of a command, you must do the command, or you lose, and if I don't say 'Wario says' and you do it anyway, you also lose. First team to lose all its members loses the challenge, and the overall winner gets this!" Wario says, taking out a golden trophy of himself, "And you better appreciate this fine trophy when you get it!" he says loudly. "God, this fat man is annoying..." K. Rool says, everybody laughing at his irony. "Now the game will begin... Now!" Wario says, everybody paying attention to him.
Daisy: Whatever Wario does can never be good, especially in something that lets him control people!
"Wario says stand on one leg." Everybody did do, "Wario says to tell him he's the ultimate lifeform." Everybody was confused, but all except Shadow said so, "I would never give that title to some fatass plumber in yellow." Shadow said as he got off the stage, eliminated. "Wario says switch legs." everybody did so, "Now stop." Dixie, Tetra, and Midna accidentally stopped, Tetra cursed as the three got off the stage. "Mona, Wario says to give Paulitina your best insult." Mona looked confused, but immediately came up with one, she turned to the goddess, "Your a good for nothing goddess that has all the power a person could want, but gives the power of flight to a puny angel that can't fly, who you have a crush on." Mona said with much more venom than needed. The Goddess cried as she got back on both her feet and got off the stage, crying and eliminated herself. Everybody looked at Mona with a look of disgust.
Mona: Wario! Your supposed to help me, not make it worse!
"Wario says you can stand normally now." everybody sighed in relief as they stood on both feet. "Knuckles, Wario says insult whoever you hate the most." Knuckles immediately looked at K. Rool, "You have a stupid bloated eye, an eating disorder, and are the ugliest being in existence." K. Rool glared at him, "K. Rool, Wario says insult him back." Wario said. "You are dumb enough to be tricked by Eggman 3 times, stupid enough to think you are as strong as Sonic is fast, and even gullible enough to have Rouge seduce you to get the Master Emerald." K. Rool said, using the information he found while surfing the internet in his room. "Knuckles, knock him out." Wario said, Knuckles immediately punching K. Rool in the face, knocking him unconscious (Again for a second time today by Knuckles) "I didn't say Wario says, and since the crocodile is unconscious, your both out." Wario said. "It was worth it." Knuckles said happily as he dragged the crocodile king off the stage.
"Wario says do a headstand." Everybody tried to do a headstand, but Louie rolled like an egg onto his back, and Ridley was too freaking big, getting themselves eliminated. Daisy realized she was an idiot for not taking her crown off, but her fluffy hair kept it from hurting too much. "Wario says do a handstand now." Wario laughed at some of the results that followed. Tails tried to cheat and use his namesake to help him, but he ended up hitting Krystal and knocking both of them down, eliminating them. Waluigi's skinny and long arms made him have to kick his legs like a madman, kicking and knocking down Lucina in the process, but staying in. Wario looked at them struggling and laughed, "Warios says to stop." Daisy and Waluigi dropped down in relief, Daisy rubbing her head and Waluigi his arms.
"Wario says... Punch David." Wario said after some thought to the 7 left. they looked at each other in confusion before all but Bowser Jr., not wanting to piss anyone else off after this morning, ran to David. "What the?!" David shouted as he felt 6 fists come into contact with him, five in the body and 1 in the face (guess who did that). Master Hand and Crazy Hand got up and saw that David was unconscious, "Hey! Nobody hurts my body buddy and gets away with it!" Crazy yelled as he fired a beam at Wario, "Ah! Protect me!" Wario yelled, Ashley quickly going over to save her boss and putting up a magic shield. "Thanks Ashley... but I didn't say Wario says, so your out." Wario said, causing Ashley to glare at her boss and after a bit sigh, she than started to get off the stage, "You owe me a pay raise for that Wario!" She said as she got on her broom again and started to pass the time by flying.
Ashley: That's what I get for helping my boss I guess.
Daisy, Mona, Waluigi, Pacman, and Crash were all that was left. Wario pulled out 3 gold coins, "Wario says bring him 1 of the coins back!" He said as he threw the coins, all racing to get them. Mona pulled Daisy's hair as she went to grab a coin, "Ah! Hey, were on the same team you know!" Daisy said, but she was thrown to the ground as Mona grabbed the coin and went to hand it to Wario. Crash, Waluigi, and Pacman went for it, and Waluigi grabbed his quickly, but as Pacman went down to grab his, Crash came in and put his face in the ground, literally making Pacman eat dirt, since he had his mouth open. Waluigi and Crash gave their coins to Wario.
Daisy: God dangit Mona! I'm getting sick and tired of you doing stuff like that to me!
Crash: Sorry Pac-dude, didn't mean to make you eat dirt.
"Wario says kiss his feet." Wario said. Crash literally threw his hands up and started to walk away, "No way dude, I have to much self respect to do that." Crash said, being eliminated. Mona and Waluigi did not have that self respect however and went down and kissed Wario's feet. Daisy laughed and quickly took out her cellphone and took a picture, "I'm gonna send this to the rest of the gang, their going to get a laugh!" Daisy said, laughing hysterically.
"So my two best associates... you could say that your my left and right hand." Wario said, and the now conscious David sighed at the pun to his hands, Crazy giggling and Master sighing as well. "Well now, since I know you both hate each other... Wario says compliment each other." Wario said. Waluigi and Mona glared at each other before trying to think of something, "I, uh... like your red hair." Waluigi said after quite a long time. "I, uh... I actually can't come up with anything nice to say." Mona said, making Waluigi frown and getting a few laughs. "That settles it! my bud Waluigi wins the game! now here's a trophy... which I want back when you come home with the prize money." Wario said as he handed his purple(brother? associate?) friend the trophy of himself. "Now, about my paycheck..." Wario said to David, "Yeah, about that... after making my contestants punch me, how about no?" David said, sending Master Hand who grabbed Wario and threw him, Wario screaming as he disappeared from sight team Rocket style.
"Anyway, So congratulations to Team Crazy for winning the challenge!" David said, getting a few cheers from the winning team, and sadness from the losers. "Team Master, you will meet me in front of the mansion tonight to vote for who will go next!" he said, getting more sadness. "Yeah! It will totally be awesome to see one of you weirdos go home!" Crazy hand laughed, getting slapped by his fellow hand, "Your team is the one with the weirdo!" Master said. Suddenly they saw a whole bunch of angels coming from the sky, led by none other than Pit. "Which one of you insult the amazing, beautiful, and precious Paulitina!" He screamed. Paulitina came back and pointed to Mona. Pit glared at her and Mona turned to David, "Take us to the mansion, please!" She said. David shook his head, "If I take you back, they'll follow and probably destroy the mansion (again), so I'll let you settle that here and now." David said as he snapped Master Hand and teleported everybody but Paulitina and Mona. "Uh... is it too late to apologize?" Mona asked, Paulitina nodding to the question and the army of angels started to kick her ass.
Lunch time, Team Master
Shadow, Tails, Krystal, and Daisy sat at a table together. "Hey guys, I know you may not know me well enough to help me out but... would you mind voting for Mona?" Daisy asked. Shadow gave her a suspicious look, but Krystal looked confused. "Why would you want to get rid of her Dear?" Krystal asked. "Did you see what she did in the challenge? she basically pulled my hair out of smite, even though she was closer to the coin. She literary stopped and waited for me to get near it so she could have an excuse? She wants me gone even though I did nothing to her!" Daisy finished her rant, giving a horrified Tails and Krystal, "Why, if that's what happened, of course we will vote with you!" Krystal said, Tails nodding in agreement, but Shadow said nothing as he got up and went to another table.
Shadow saw Ashley, Mona (with an ice pack on her head and lots of bruises), and Dixie and sat with them. Before they could question, he spoke, "Mona, you are currently the target of some people, and I see that the witch and monkey will probably go soon after, so I'm offering you a deal. You vote with me for the space alien, and you guys will be safe later." Shadow said. Dixie immediately questioned this, "Why Louie?" she asked. "Because you three will probably do well in future challenges, but Louie will do nothing for us given his size, only holding us back." Shadow said. Before they said something else, he added, "And besides, if you want to be gone Mona, than don't vote with me, it's as simple as that." Shadow said as he walked away. Mona thought for a second a nodded her answer, even though Shadow wasn't there, and Dixie just shrugged, not seeing anything else she would do. Ashley got away from the table and secretly casted a spell to increase her hearing, so she could listen to the last table.
At the last table was Ridley, Louie, and Bowser Jr., and they all were talking about working together. "That seems to be a smart thing to do, but who would we vote for?" Louie asked, "How about that monkey, Dixie Kong? She seems weak enough, and nobody from either team will miss her." Ridley said, both the other's nodding. Ashley couldn't help but smile as she heard about the three way tie between Mona, Louie, and Dixie, with her being the deciding factor.
Ashley: Who to vote for, who to vote for indeed. Who do I make happy and who do I piss off?
Elimination Ceremony
Team Master came out and saw the bleachers that they were to sit at, but they saw a banner next to it that said 'Team Master sucks' and Ridley was about to tear it up when David came in and saw it, frowning as he looked at Crazy Hand, "That is uncalled for Crazy Hand, I didn't insult your Team when they lost first." Master said, but Crazy scoffed at him and snapped his fingers, making the banner say 'Crazy Rules' instead. "Better?" Crazy sarcastically said as Ridley tore down the banner and they began.
"So, before you vote to see who goes home, I'm going to ask you a few questions to ask each of you, basically for the entertainment of the audience." David said, thinking of questions to ask before Crazy raised himself up and pointed to Mona, "You! Who do you think sucks the most on your team?" Crazy asked, getting a glare from David, but Mona smiled, "I have to say that the wannabe princess Daisy sucks the most, but I'm not voting for her tonight, so we'll deal with it later." Mona said, getting a glare from Daisy and the foxes, but David continued by using Master Hand to point to his next contestant to question.
"Ridley, do you think that you are in any danger tonight? Being not only a villain but incredibly big, strong, and can fly?" David asked, getting a sigh from Ridley, "Sure, give everybody a reason to vote for me why don't you David?" He said with venom, Crazy literally zipping David's mouth shut with magic and others laughing. "But to answer your question, no I don't, because as long as I'm not a jerk like a few people, they won't have any real reason other than my strength, which they need for challenges." Ridley said, getting a few nods. Master Hand unzipped David's lips and he breathed in sweet oxygen. "Thats it Crazy! you'll get it now!" David screamed as he bit his own hand, that being Crazy. Crazy yelled and ran, David hanging on to him with his teeth. "Um... I guess I'll take over from now." Master said, than making himself into a gesture towards the box. "You guys can start voting as I try to calm David and Crazy down. Tails, you vote first." Master said as he went to stop his other pieces of his body from killing each other.
Daisy's vote: Mona "After being how you've been to me these past days, I think you more than deserve my vote."
Shadow's vote: Louie "I might as well get rid of the weakest link already, and its you."
Ridley's vote: Dixie "I actually have a personal hate for monkeys, and since nobody will miss you I might as well get you gone."
Ashley's vote: ? "I honestly will lose nothing from anybody voting for you, so I think I will. Sorry, but better luck next game."
David walked back to the stage, Master Hand calmly waiting and Crazy tied up with magical rope. "Ahem... Now where was I? Oh Yeah! It's time to read your votes!" David said as he used Master hand to take out the votes, "First vote: Mona" Mona wasn't surprised that the fake redhead voted for her. "Second vote: Louie" Louie jumped at his name, not knowing why people would target him. "Third vote: Dixie" Dixie looked up in surprise, because not only has she done nothing wrong, but people hate others already, so why her? "I really want to speed this thing up for you fellow, so 4 and 5 are for Mona, 6 and 7 are for Louie, and 8 and 9 are for Dixie." Crazy said under the rope, before getting another bite from David. "Shut it Crazy! Don't make me turn you into a chicken!" David yelled, shutting up Crazy. "Now while that is true... lets see what the final vote is..." David said, Master Hand holding the name for him to read. Louie moved around nervously as he sat, Mona taking off her helmet and rubbing it to calm her down, and Dixie still in shock. "The second person to be eliminated from the Not So Smashing Game is... Dixie Kong." David said, Everybody, including Ridley and Louie, gasped in surprise. "I know I voted for her, but I didn't really expect anyone else voting for her as well..." Ridley said. Dixie Kong sighed as she got up and left the grounds of the mansion.
Dixie Kong: I truly didn't expect to be eliminated tonight, because with the rivalry between Mona and Daisy feud, but those three other guys and one other voted for me. I guess I enjoyed the time I had here, though I got knocked unconscious by a ball going at the speed of sound.
Ashley smiled, knowing that even though it brought shock to the team, they wouldn't hate her if they did find out she voted for Dixie. Why she chose Louie over Dixie is still unknown, but it was worth it in her mind. David sighed, "My, now that you two can talk, this show is going to be more annoying." David said to his hands. "Well, atleast I'll make it interesting, not like Master and his wannabe Crazy Team!" Crazy yelled, getting out of the rope. "Why you! I'll get you for this brother!" Master yelled as they started wrestling each other away from David. David had an annoyed look on his face, but he walked over to Tails with a request. "Hey Tails, you mind making me some robot hands so I will have something for when this happens?" He asked.
David: And that was a lovely episode, ending with a surprise twist of an eliminated Dixie Kong! Will Team Master get their members under control, or will they end up hating each other like team Crazy? And will Team Crazy keep themselves from the chopping block for another day, or will their hate get the best of them!
Crazy: And will Master ever admit that my team is better?
Master: Heck no!
David: My god, you two are annoying...
Crazy: Hey, atleast you aren't getting annoyed by a weird author.
Jay: I heard that.
David: Not another voice in the credits! Ah! (Runs out the room)
Jay:... God you guys are the funniest Hosts! I'm glad I'm writing you! so anyway, to the audience, vote for who you want to win, who you want gone, and even a kind of challenge you want to see! Review and fav! and wish luck to David to keep his sanity!
