A/N: Man I love you guys! I haven't gotten that many reviews per chapter since my valentine story which is almost complete! Thank you guys, and I have fixed Narcissa's maiden name to Black, thank you guys for telling me that as well. Here is Chapter 3!
Disclaimer: I only own the plot, everything else is J.K Rowling's (I break down crying- maybe she'll share!)
Chapter 3: An interesting first day of classes and problems
Lily got up bright and early quite enthusiastic about her new classes. She got dressed and read some of Hogwarts: A History, which she had checked out of the library the night before. Soon her roommates woke up and they headed down to breakfast.
"James remember, approach her with style and oh umm, make sure you show her what you can do- impress her ya know." Said Sirius
"Ok, if it doesn't work I'm going to kill you"
"Ok," Remus pulled Sirius aside for a minute
"Sirius are you sure about this I mean well we know Lily is not going to fall for this,"
"Relax Remus, James isn't going to kill me! It's going to be fine, plus this going to be very entertaining."
"Good point, but I'm still not quite sure."
"Remus, shut up, and enjoy it while you can- James may not survive this so have fun while he's still around."
"Sirius you sound like he's about to be guillotined"
"He's not but really close."
"You should be worried about your life, James will kill you if this goes wrong."
"I'll take my chances."
"Let's just walk into the great hall,"
"Yes but let's do it like planned,"
"whatever" The doors burst open, there stood, Sirius and Remus with James in the middle, walking in the great hall with their heads held high, walking with the same feet to the same tune and… looking like idiots, they dressed normal and all but pretty much how they were walking, strutting around as if they were movie stars, James is definitely going to kill Sirius. The people in the Great Hall are silent. The three some stride over to their seats.
"Remus what are you guys doing?" asked Lily
"Don't ask, Sirius's idea."
"You know you guys looked like idiots don't you?"
"Yeah I know but Sirius is trying to humiliate James in some weird way, I was against this, but hey they are my friends."
"True,"
"Hey Sweet thing," said James
"Your name's Potter right?"
"Yeah, as I was saying, uh,"
"Potter, don't say anything, you don't want to risk more humiliation than you already have." Lily got up and left for Charms, not only did she want a good seat, she wanted to get away from the freak known as James Potter
"What did I say now!"
"I told you she's the academic type," said Remus, getting up
"I need to make a trip to the library," said James
"Why?"
"To check out books!"
"For school,"
"NO! Why school?"
"Cause this is school, and we are here to learn and-"
"I don't care about that, jeez, I'm not here to learn! Except DADA, and flying! I need books on pick up lines and stuff to impress girls!"
"Do they even have those books at this library?"
"They should, if not in the regular section, the restricted section" remarked Sirius,
"That's right Sirius! You know I have an invisibility cloak! It's perfect!"
"You two are going to get into so much trouble,"
"That's why we got you!" said James
"Huh?"
"You are the sensible person! You will keep us from doing the dumbest things! And, since your smart you can get us out of trouble!"
"What would you guys do without me?" said Remus slightly sarcastically for some it was true, a lot of emphasis on 'some'
"Exactly!" said Sirius. They headed off to Charms.
"Good Morning Class, I am Professor Flitwick, here are some rules, I may be small, but under NO circumstances will there be any teasing about my size, for I do have the power to give detentions, and take away points."
"Oh please," whispered Sirius to James "This guy does not look like he has the power to take away points! He's barely half my size!"
"I know," James whispered back
"And no whispering, while I'm talking." Said Flitwick, motioning to Sirius and James "Five points from Gryffindor. Now, turn to page Three on the levitating charms, read to page thirteen and then we will start practicing them on these feathers which I will pass out momentarily. "
ten minutes later.
"Good job Miss Evans and Mr. Lupin, very well done five points to Gryffindor for each of you, Mr. Potter and Mr. Black, what are you doing, it's swish and flick, did you even read the chapter?"
"Uh,"
"Well,"
"Never mind, Mr. Pettigrew, you might want to go to the hospital wing," (Pettigrew, kind of messed up the incantation and well, something weird happened)
"Very good Mr. Weasley, five points to Gryffindor"
soon class was ending
"Homework: I'd like to see and three foot essay on the Levitating Charm on it's uses and such and such by Wednesday, you may go"
"Glad that's over," said James
"Yeah, now we have free period till next class!"
"Good," said Remus, "I want to research the levitating charms more to help me out with my essay, plus to look at some other things in the library"
"I have some researching of my own to do," said James "Three guesses what?"
"Umm," said Peter "Charms?"
"Peter where did you come from?"
"Uh, London?"
"Evans?" said Sirius "pickup lines, and flirting tips?"
"Well done Sirius! You get to hang out with Peter since you have nothing to research"
"Right, yeah, Peter, let's go to the library and play exploding snaps without Madam Pince catching us"
"Okey day"
So the four of them went to the library, with Remus reading more on Charms, James reading a pile of books he managed to find with these titles:
Lame pick up lines for dummiesGirls: All about them
How to talk to your crush
How to defend your crush against the dark arts
How to show off your stuff without giving suspicion to your crush and more, and Lily was somewhere looking up charms and other subjects and being well behaved like Remus. Sirius and Peter were playing exploding snaps and were soon going to get kicked out of the library by Madam Pince.
After many other classes they finally had flying class, James decided this was where he could show off a little. Madam Goldenrod had explained flying and such
"Now, who would like to try it?"
"I will" said James smirking, he pushed off, and flew right up in the air, doing some stunts he had learned at home.
"very nice Mr. Potter now please land now," James landed smoothly with ease winking at Lily, who only looked annoyed.
"Miss Evans, would you like to try."
"Fine," she pushed off and did do not as good as James did, but she did it.
"Nice Miss Evans, ok class dismissed"
James was walking in the hall leaving the latrine when bumped into… Severus Snape
"Watch ityou klutz of a Gryffindor"
"I would, but you were in my path,"
Meanwhile Sirius was having cousin trouble:
"Narcissa! What are you doing?"
"Owling your parents telling them you have been sorted into Gryffindor!"
"What's wrong with that?"
"You should be in Slytherin like the rest of the Blacks! But you, you, are a blood traitor!"
"Narcissa, be reasonable, you can't-"
"I can and I will!"
"Who have you been hanging out with?"
" None of your business, maybe you'll see me with them!"
Then James is attempting to talk to Lily
"Hey Lily-flower, did it hurt when you fell?"
"Excuse me?"
"When you fell you know from heaven because you look like an Angel."
"Very flattering Potter, please leave me alone, you are such an arrogant show-off!" Lily stormed off
"What did I do now! Why me! Why is this so hard!"
"Hey James," said Sirius in a soft tone at the Great Hall
"Hey," said James in the same tone
"Where's Remus?"
"I don't know, so what happened to you?"
"Narcissa is so annoying! She's owling my parents telling them I had been sorted into Gryffindor, my parents will be so mad, they might disown me."
"Gee, wow, that sounds a lot worse than what happened to me, my parents would never do that- I think, my problem was Evans,"
"What did you say,"
"I called her Lily- flower, which I think suits her and is nice, and I did the Angel falling out of heaven pick- up line."
"What did she do?"
" Well, she said it was flattering and told me to leave her alone and called me an arrogant show-off."
"Harsh,"
"Yeah and to add to that, I have a new enemy, Severus Snape- I'd like to call him Snivelus Snape! That suits him better!"
"What did he do,"
"I was leaving the latrine when he bumped in to me then he called me a klutz."
"Ok,"
"Hey guys!" said Peter
"What Peter?" asked James and Sirius in unison
"Well, hey, you guys don't look happy what's wrong?"
"Well to summarize it."
"I may be disowned,"
"Evans dissed me and I have a new enemy"
"ouch, where's Remus?"
"Beats me" said James
"I know where could he be?"
"Maybe Snivelus got him."
"Who's Snivelus?"
"My enemy,"
"Oh,"
"Oh no! He could be with Evans!"
"James don't jump to conclusions!" said Sirius
"To the library!" They got to the library, they heard Lily's voice,
"I can't believe Potter! He is such an arrogant prat and a show off! Did you see him Alice! Do all those stupid flips and stuff on the broom and winking at me! I first thought he was an idiot-, which he is but this no, I did not think that he was like this but now I do!"
"Wow, he must be well like you said what did he say?"
James couldn't take it he left for he knew Remus wasn't there anyway. Sirius and Peter followed, they found James in a nearby hall slouched down on the ground.
"Mate are you ok?" asked Sirius
"She doesn't like me,"
"It's ok, you just made a bad start, and you can win her over."
"I wish Remus were here."
"I know, where could he be?"
"Don't worry James you can do it! It just takes time!" said Peter
"Peter that's the smartest thing you've said since I met you." Said James
"Thank you,"
"Yeah don't give up now mate, you just made one mistake and you can learn from it, oh no, I'm starting to sound like Remus!"
"hee, hee, thanks for acting like him Sirius, ah, just look at that full moon out there, I guess there is hope I can get her, it may take all my 7 years in Hogwarts but I'll still do it!" said James rising
"That's the spirit James!"
"Yeah! Said Peter
"Let's keep looking for Remus,"
A/N: Ok I know there hasn't been much Lily in these chapters but there will be more. It's just a lot of fun writing about James and co. as you probably have guessed Remus is missing because he went off somewhere to transform into a werewolf. They find that out later and name their club and you know about that all ready keep the reviews coming in! I'm also going to recommend a story, it is called: Run Like The Devil Is After You by Naz in Black it is hilarious and deserves more reviews than it has it is awesome! Read her other fics too! They are also hilarious as well, you can find them on in my favorites lists or you can use the search engine your self if u want well, I gtg c' ya!
