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This chapters What would you do is brought to you by YJ-Lover, because a) it's a good question and b) he/she has reviewed every chapter and I ignored him/her last time...

What would you do if Kaldur needed a date? Would you set him up with someone or leave him out awkwardly because he's the only one with no romantic relationship? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Kaldur: I...

Dick:...

Zatanna:...

Me: Wow, this got awkward fast.

Roy:...

Artemis: PISS OFF ROY!

Roy: I'm going, I'm going.

Me: Do me a favor, Arty, and get him out of the cupboard.

Artemis: Sure thing *grabs Roy by ear*

Roy: OW OW OW OW *is dragged out of room*

Dick: Wally and me were going to set Kaldur up with Cheshire...

Wally:... But then we realized their shipping name would be 'catfish', and that's just wrong.

Roy: *from out of room* Hey! In the comics I have Cheshire! Artemis what are you doing with that crowba- OW!

Zatanna: And plus, Kal is too serious

Dick: Who else can we set him up with?

Me: I've never minded Kal and Artemis together

Wally: NO WA- um, I mean.. I don't care.

Artemis: *dusting hands off as she walks into room* what did I miss?

Dick: You going out with Kal. And Wally just making another spitfire moment.

Spitfire-Shippers: KISS!

Me: I must say, spitfire fans seem to be the hardest shippers. I think it's the most popular OTP, too

Wally: We don't even like each other

Dick: Wow, that is so stupid I'm not even going to grace it with a response.

M'gann: Hey *pant* guys, what *pant* did I miss?

Me: Where have you been?

Connor: No where...

Me: *looking to readers* I'm going to say they went for a run and let your imaginations come up with another story

Wally: What about M'gann and Kal?

Dick: Her and Connor are a couple, duh, and on Cartoon Network no couples have fights or break up or anything.

Zatanna: That'd make a good few episodes. I've got my money on Wally and Artemis breaking up.

Wally&Artemis: WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING OUT!

Dick: Sheesh. What if Rocket joins the team?

Me: How-?

Dick: I know everything *winks to fangirls*

Fangirls: SSSIIGGGHHH

Connor: Really?

Me: You brood too much. Except your hair is awesome *ruffles hair*

Connor: grumblegrumblegrumble

M'gann: Wouldn't it be a bit racist if Kaldur and Rocket went out?

Dick: Yeah, only two black people on the team. Cartoon Network would get pounded for it.

Kaldur: Do I not get a say in this?

Wally: Of course not

Kaldur: Quite frankly, I'm still deeply in love with Tula *wipes eye*

Fangirls: OMG TOUCHY FEELY MOMENT *faints*

M'gann: Wow, Kal, that's so romantic

Artemis: I wish I had a boyfriend like you

Dick: It'll never work out. The whole 'I'll never lose my feelings for Tula, and will never date again'. The second a new girl comes onto the team she's already got a future boyfriend. There's no chance someone will go without a girlfriend/boyfriend for very long. Kal would of hooked up by the end of the season.

Wally: What about Barba- I mean Batgirl?

Dick: She can't go out with Kal!

Zatanna: *glare* who is this 'batgirl'?

Me: Yes! Dick and Babs!

Dick: Wow. Thanks a lot for ruining my chances with Z.

Zatanna: I can still hear you!

Artemis: I know Beast Boy is supposed to make an appearance

Me: How-?

Artemis: My... Uh... Dad...

Dick: Yeah, gay relationships? No chance. This is a kids show we're talking about

Wally: I doubt half those kids know what a gay is.

Dick: You can't talk. You're homophobic.

Wally: Dude!

Fangirls: WHAT? So no DickxWally!

Me: Well, we know Dick isn't. That Nightwing costume..

Artemis: Who's Nightwing?

Dick: I become him when I'm older.

Me: How-?

Dick: I know everything.

Fangirls: *die*

M'gann: What if Starfire joined?

Dick: Sheesh, Zatanna won't be happy about that.

Zatanna: Happy about what?

Dick:...

Connor: Anyway, Starfire is like, M'ganns twin. The alien-ness? Not Understanding Earth culture? The horrible cooking?

Wally: Starfire isn't really Kal's type

Dick: How would you know?

Wally: Dude, I was on the team.

Dick: Oh yeah... You and Jinx were-

Wally: Dude!

Artemis: Who's Jinx?

Wally:...

Connor: What about Raven?

Artemis: Not Kal's type

Me: You kidding me? I'm getting RavenxKal plot bunnies right now... Like, both kind of magical, and Kal would try and stop Raven getting all depressed. But then again, if Beast Boy came on the show... Beast Boy already hates Aqua Lad, but that's Garth. And Garth stole Tula in YJ, so we hate him.

Connor: Wonder Girl?

Dick: Uh, No. You go out with her, anyway

Connor: Actually, that's Kon

Wally: *whispering to Dick* I think I prefer Kon. We were better bros with him

Dick: You mean, Bart was

Wally: Huh. Well it was Tim, too. Not you.

Dick: But I basically act like Tim. Maybe not as shy... But remember how I put the utility belts over my shoulders? Like Red Robin

Wally: And I'm pretty much Bart

M'gann: My head hurts. This makes no sense. Who is Bart and Tim and Starfire and Rocket and Wonder Girl and Raven and Beast Boy and *pant* Nightwing?

Artemis: Agreed.

Zatanna: And if we're going by the comics, I'm in my thirties and I have a crush on Batman

Wally: Ugh. Put off much, Dick?

Dick: Is this going to make it awkward when you come over and meet Bruc- Batman?

Connor: Guys! We're supposed to be finding Kal a girlfriend!

Kaldur: I thought this was theoretical.

Wally: No, duh. You need a girlfriend. You're all sad and lonely

Dick: So, what? Who does he go out with?

YJ: *look at eachother*... OC.

Me: That's settled then. Reviewers - which lucky OC gets to go out with Kal?

Kaldur: Is the position of my girlfriend being sold to your readers?

Me: Uh... No...

Zatanna: I think this is the most confusing chapter yet

Dick: Agreed

Wally: Agreed

Artemis: Agreed

Connor: Agreed

M'gann: Agreed

Kaldur: Agreed

*from outside of room* Roy: Agreed

Artemis: ROY! PISS. OFF. NOW!*storms out of room*

Me: ...but I love him...

Dick: Uhhhh...

Me: Sorry, it's the tuxedo. Damn, that suit...

Greg Weisman: *jumps out of M'gann's handbag* It's always the suit.

Wally: What the f-

Me: CHILDREN'S SHOW! Now Z, we gotta go shopping. I need to have a conversation with you, because frankly you have no lines.

Zatanna: Yay! Meet you on the R-Cycle! *runs out*

Dick: Wait... MY BIKE! *sprints after Zatanna*

M'gann: Okay Greg, you need to come with me. I don't like the way you portrayed me when I was morphing into Black Canary... *links arms with Greg and walks out*

Me: Well, seeya everyone!

Connor: Review.

Me: Say please

Connor: Review.

Me: I guess that's the best we can get out of him...


Woah... I have no idea what just happened. Review with any scenarios, Kaldurs future girlfriend ideas and also any special guests you want to feature in later chapters...

Or you could review with some praise *hint hint*

Thanks for reading! (and people who favorite and subscribe without reviewing... You know who you are and what you have done)

For anyone who didn't get picked to have the What Would You Do, very sorry. I may go back through and use some of them. I must say, there were some really good ones. Wally stealing money from Connor... Roy and Kaldur making out (yup, fangirl drool)... And Robin being turned into an adorable four year old.

Dick: I already am adorable

True dat, Dick.