(Here is where Drake, his two Darksides, and ninja Digimon ally enter Konoha aiming to acquire the young Hyuga)
(Homer: Little do they know that Luke Skywalker is making his way to Tatooine to save Han and Leia as they speak…)
When Nighttime came in the village known as Konoha, the streets were empty and the lights of all buildings were turned off, while outside the main gates of the village, Drake, Onikagemon, Omaddon, and Johan were hiding behind thick bushes.
(Ray: Well, truth be told, they were just taking a wiz…)
"Good. All of them have settled down for the night." Omaddon said.
"Not all Omaddon, there are still the Anbu black Ops who're always alert and ready when needed." Drake explains.
(Hellboy: They've got semi-autos, so look out if they catch you…)
"So how're we gonna get past any security?" Johan asks his master.
"Simple, Onikagemon."
Onikagemon suddenly poofs up some black ninja garments for them, "These ninja outfits will allow us to infiltrate the village without being detected. But we still should be careful."
(Hellboy: These are ninja outfits, NOT stealth suits…dang, Omaddon's not listening.)
"Cool." Omaddon says dawning his outfit.
Soon all four were in their Ninja Stealth wear. They crept right through the gates where Izumo and Kotetsu were busy trying to stay awake but one blink and the four snuck by with ease.
"That was too easy." Johan says.
"Shh quiet, you hear that?" Drake whispers.
(Chad Vader: Sounds like a couple making out. I want raw footage!)
They peek around the corner to see Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi who're gossiping.
"It's that genjutsu woman and snake woman." Johan says.
(Chad Vader: Oh, they weren't making out. That wasted five bucks.)
"They're heading right for us!" Omaddon cries.
"Quiet, just follow my lead." Onikagemon said as they climbed up a nearby tree and started jumping from branch to branch avoiding the two women.
Suddenly Kurenai stopped and looked up at the tree and saw nothing but dark, while she didn't see Omaddon who was trying to hold onto a branch without falling.
"What's with you?" Anko asked her friend.
(Homer: Ah, nothing. There's just some idiot in a tree.)
"Nothing, just thought I heard something." Kurenai said.
"You've been working too hard come on let's have some fun!" Anko said dragging Kurenai along the street hoping to find some action.
(Ray: BEER RUN! WOO-HOO!)
When they were out of sight, the three infiltrators pulled Omaddon back up.
"Can't you go for one minute without trying to mess things up?" Johan asks his partner.
"I can't help it if I slipped." Omaddon whines.
(Ray: Someone put a banana peel in that tree, that jerk…)
"Silence you two, the Hyuga manor isn't far from here, so let's go!" Drake commanded as they began rushing around the streets in a stealth manner making sure nobody caught a glimpse of them.
When they finally made it to the Hyuga manor they saw two Hyuga guards on patrol.
"Hmm only two guards, what fools." Omaddon mocks.
(Homer: He doesn't know they're packing suicide grenades…)
"There're probably more stationed on the inside." Johan says.
"Well with these suits we should be able to sneak by, but with the two out front we'll need to distract them." Drake analyzes the situation.
(Hellboy: I'll tell them the ramen bar is open late and then we move in.)
"Leave that to me." Onikagemon said as he got a little closer to the guards and gathered some energy, "Shadow Bind!"
Suddenly the two Hyuga guards stopped dead in their tracks.
"Hey what's going on?" guard one asked.
"We can't move!" guard two said.
(Homer: Someone glued our bodies-)
"Skull basher!" Omaddon cries and he bashes their heads together and they fall unconscious.
(Homer: D'OH!!!)
"Good job you two, now comes the more difficult part, sneaking in and out." Drake said as they crept inside the manor.
(Hellboy: Last time, you stepped on three cats.)
On the inside Onikagemon crawls on the ceiling like a spider making sure he is well hidden, and quiet. Johan and Omaddon on the other hand were creeping along the ground hiding behind anything big enough to cover them. While Drake was peeking through keyholes of various rooms to see which one belonged to Hanabi.
Drake looks in one room, and sees Hinata who just started taking her shirt off. Drake let out a small gasp when her shirt was nearly off and turned away from the door, "Yikes."
"What'd you see?" Johan asks.
"Something that just might haunt me for the rest of my life." Drake said in monotone.
(Chad Vader: Or something that will make shower-time all the more pleasant.)
"Check that room over there." Onikagemon said pointing to the room on the far end.
(Hellboy: You moron! That's the closet!)
So Drake crept down the hall and peaked through the keyhole and saw Hanabi Hyuga who was still in her training outfit while looking in her dresser mirror brushing her hair.
"Jackpot." Drake said, "Now to try out that technique that Ino has given me."
Flashback
Ino is handing a scroll to Drake.
"What's this Ino?"
"This scroll contains many of the Darkness styled Jutsus."
"Darkness styled Jutsus?" Drake asked with curiosity.
"Yes, normally there are only five elements, Fire, Lightning, Water, Wind, and Earth." She explained, "But there originally existed a sixth element known as the Darkness style, to perform a Dark jutsu the user had to reach deep inside himself and use the darkness of their hearts to control it. It had become to dangerous for ninja to use, so the First Hokage made sure every trace of the Darkness styled techniques were locked away. When I heard of these Jutsus I broke in and stole one of the very last remaining scrolls hoping I could someday use them, but I figured you need these more than me, this way if using Duskmon or Velgemon becomes insufficient, you'll have a back up source."
(Ray: Yeah, can you go back? I think I missed something…)
"Very clever Ino, I should get started on this right away." Drake said reading from the scroll.
(Ray: Never mind.)
End Flashback
"This is just like a Freddy Krueger movie, only my body's not one big third degree burn, oh well time to go to work." So Drake started forming the following hand signs Tori (Bird), Saru (Monkey), Mi (Snake), Tora (Tiger), while chanting his technique, "Darkness style; Super Smoke!"
(Ray: Now give me those Marlboros!)
Drake then sinks into a small black cloud of smoke which sunk underneath the door to Hanabi's room. Hanabi hadn't been watching her door and didn't see smoke enter, and then Drake popped out of the smoke with the cloud vanishing. His shadow casted a large dark shade over Hanabi, Hanabi was shocked and turned to see Drake, she gasps and he chuckles as he reaches out for her, and the screen goes dark.
(Homer: He's giving her the 'Doug Jones' hand. RUN!)
We then find Hiashi running outside to find his two guards knocked out. He ran over to them to make sure they were ok.
"Are you alright, what happened" Hiashi asked.
(Hellboy: We dunno, that snail came outta nowhere.)
"Someone attacked us, I think they got in the manor." One of the guards told Hiashi.
"Oh no, not again!" Hiashi gasped not wanting to relive the same tragedy that cost his brother's life.
(Homer: Not the boogeyman incident again!)
Soon alarms were going off in the Hyuga manor, and suddenly Kakashi, Anko, Kurenai, and Guy appeared in front of Hiashi.
"What's the situation Lord Hyuga?" Guy asked.
"Someone's snuck into our manor."
"Did they get anything?" Kakashi asked.
"We still don't know yet."
(Hellboy: Man, this guy's no help…)
"Tou-san!" Hinata cried as she and Neji both wearing sleeping robes ran up to the Hyuga head and the Jonin ninjas.
"Hinata, Neji, what's going on?" Hiashi asked.
(Ray: We're out of toilet paper!)
"It's Hanabi-sama lord Hiashi, she's not in her room!" Neji explains.
Hiashi then looked like he had a heart attack, "My child, no!" he cried.
"We're on it Lord Hyuga." Kurenai assured him.
(Ray: But if we bring her back in over fifteen minutes, you owe us all a coke.)
"We'll split up and if you see anyone suspicious give us a form of sign." Kakashi plans.
(Homer: You mean like that big, hairy ape guy that walked off into the woods?)
Suddenly a dark blast almost hit them and they all looked up and saw Omaddon and Johan standing on top of a wall looking down at them.
"Or let's not play the game of cat and mouse and just skip straight to the action." Johan says.
"The Chaos Duo!" Neji gasps.
"I guess even in the Leaf Village our reputations precede us, eh, Omaddon?"
"Well I mean we do have certain reputations." Omaddon says to his red headed partner.
(Ray: Like the long-lost members of the Batman and Robin cast.)
"So the Darksides are behind this attack." Anko said.
"What have you two monstrosities done with my daughter?!" Hiashi demanded out of them.
"It's not what we've done pale eyes, it's what our boss has done." Johan explains.
(Chad Vader: He's using the carbonite prison to lure someone into a trap.)
"So Drake's somewhere around here." Neji says.
Kakashi suddenly sensed something, "Everybody down!"
So everyone hit the dirt as a barrage of Shurikens came flying at them, luckily no one was hit.
They looked up to see Onikagemon standing before them, "Lucky you to dodge my Shuriken barrage."
"It's that ninja Digimon Onikagemon." Kurenai said.
"Correct you are milady." Onikagemon bows his head in respect to his opponents.
(Ray: Unfortunately, my other digimon companion, Uggabuggamon, couldn't make it.)
"Neji, Hinata, you two find Hanabi, we'll handle these three." Guy commands.
"Right sensei!" Neji acknowledges his order.
(Homer: We're in your will, right?)
So both activated their Byakugans and ran off in search of Hanabi.
"So which one you want?" Onikagemon asks the duo.
"I'll take the one with the bad hair cut and outfit." Omaddon says pointing to Guy.
"You'll be sorry when you mock symbols of the Flames of Youth Unyouthful Darkside!"
"Then I'll handle the Cyclops and the Snake." Onikagemon said looking at Kakashi and Anko as he readies his sword.
(Ray: They are talking about the chunin and jounin, right?)
(Homer: I dunno.)
(Hellboy: Beats me.)
(Chad Vader: No idea whatsoever.)
"Then that leaves Red eyes and Pale Eyes to me." Johan said looking at Kurenai and Hiashi as he readies his whip.
So they all went at it each of them taking on the ones they decided to fight.
"Water Style; Water Dragon Missile!" Kakashi fires his water Dragon at Onikagemon.
Onikagemon then spins his body like a drill and drills right through the Water Dragon and right at Kakashi.
"And you're suppose to be the best." Onikagemon mocks Kakashi.
"Striking Shadow Snakes!" Anko yelled as snakes launched out of her coast sleeves and dove right for Onikagemon.
"Time to slice and dice!" Onikagemon sliced the snakes in half with his ninja sword so fast you didn't notice, "Pitiful, though I admit you're fiesty, why couldn't Drake make you his captive?"
Omaddon was going at a fist fight with guy who was almost too quick for Omaddon to catch up with, "If you would direct your skills to the side of good then your flames of youth will burn as bright as the blazing sun itself." Guy says.
"No don't think so." Omaddon said plain and simple.
Meanwhile Johan was trying to whip at Kurenai and Hiashi but both were able to dodge his strikes.
(Ray: *humming Batman fight music*)
"You know when I'm done with you I'm gonna put you through the same kinda torture I used to put others in when I was a Sadist." Johan said as he tried once again to whip Kurenai and caught her by the leg.
(Homer: POW! BAM!)
"Crap!" she cursed.
Johan tugged on his whip to pull Kurenai close to him, but she suddenly vanished and Johan found himself stuck to a tree and Kurenai emerged from it holding a kunai to his throat.
(Hellboy: Uh…smack! Whip!)
"If you wanted to get this close to me all you had to do was ask." Johan jokes.
Lord Hiashi then ran at Johan ready to use the Gentle Fist, but Johan's aura shield blocked it for a bit before the punch cracked the shield and it shattered.
(Homer: Uh…shmutz!)
(Chad Vader: Um, yes…shmutz.)
(Homer: Hey, I'm running out of words, okay?)
"No one's ever been able to break my shield." Johan gasps.
"I'll finish him now!" Kurenai said ready to stab the Darkside until he vanished as was replaced with a log, "What?"
Johan then appears next to Onikagemon with Omaddon, "What's up?" he asks.
"We've done our job, now let's meet up with Drake." Onikagemon said as they vanished in a poof of smoke.
"No!" Hiashi cried.
"They got away!" Kakashi cursed.
(Ray: Curses! Foiled again!)
"Come on we have to catch up with Hinata, and Neji." Kurenai said as they went back through the manor and found the two still searching.
"I think I see her." Hinata said as she saw someone's chakra points up ahead.
They ran until they made it into a wide open training dojo.
"Where could she be?" Anko asked.
(Chad Vader: No one's bothering to look under the fridge.)
Suddenly they heard whimpering, they searched for the source and found Hanabi with fear in her eyes.
"Hanabi!" Hiashi, Neji, and Hinata cry.
"Look out!" Hanabi warned as Drake rose up from behind her with his left arm around her shoulder.
"Drake!" Hinata and Neji gasp.
"Release my daughter now!" Hiashi threatened him as they all stepped forward.
"Don't you come one step near her, or I'll ring her pretty little neck!" he said as he ran his finger under her chin as she gasped.
So they all backed away knowing he meant business.
"She's mine now, I'm taking her home with me." Drake said holding Hanabi closer to his side.
(Ray: I'll feed her and water her every day. She's MINE!)
"I won't let you take my sister!" Hinata ran at Drake only to stop in her tracks.
"Hinata what's wrong?" Hiashi asked.
"Me that's what." Onikagemon said trapping Hinata in his Shadow Bind attack while he kneeled beside Drake.
(Hellboy: That's the power of the starch-in-the-laundry gag.)
"Well I got a tight schedule, so we'll be on our way." Drake says as him, the Chaos Duo and Onikagemon stood by his side.
"I won't let you get away!" Neji rushed for the Dark beings.
"Bye-bye!" Drake said quickly as him, his minions, and captive were shrouded in Darkness and vanished, leaving Neji to miss.
(Chad Vader: Please, it's supposed to be, "Farewell".)
"No!" Neji cursed.
"They actually did it." Guy gasped.
(Homer: They actually got Uwe Boll's darkside.)
"They got away." Kakashi gasped.
"With my daughter." Hiashi then broke down into tears and dropped to the ground sobbing his eyes out while the Jonins let their heads down in defeat, while the two Hyuga's comforted the head one.
Meanwhile at Shadow Palace, they suddenly appeared at the throne with everyone waiting for their return. Hanabi slowly opened her eyes and gasped, she was no longer home in the Leaf Village, but some terrible evil place.
(Ray: They took her to a Spetsnaz training ground?)
(Hellboy: Nah, that's STILL too nice.)
(Ray: A Nazi concentration camp?)
(Homer: Still too nice.)
(Ray: The theater that showed "Alone in the Dark"?)
(Chad Vader: Now you're getting warmer.)
"Well Ms. Hyuga, welcome to the order of the Darkside's and the Antis, welcome to your new home." Drake said petting Hanabi's head, while she eyes all the Dark Warriors, Chamegolems, and Antis.
'What do I do now?' she thought.
(Chad Vader: Well, you could either run away, sit on the floor and hyperventilate, or just hide under your bed for the remainder of the visit. Either way works for me.)
(Of all the low things for Drake to do, wait till this breaks out in all of Konoha, things will definitely be taking some bad turns, but we gotta get her back.)
(Ray: Why's he asking the reader to do it?)
(Homer: Could be reference to the Author Fighters.)
(Hellboy: What about the NON-Author Fighters readin' this?)
(Homer: Uh…um…ya got me.)
(Chad Vader: Once again, Commander Simpson, you have proven to be a mindless idiot.)
(Homer: It takes one to know one, Chad.)
(Chad Vader: Oh, real mature, Commander.)
