Disclaimer: I don't own SD! Author's note: Whatever! Sorry for being a little weird. I know that people never expected the story to be like this. Anyway.Enjoy! (ehem.ehem)

Rebound: Chapter 3

Haruko shrieked in disgust at the sight of thick translucent saliva drenching her white wedding dress. It was good that prince Kaede brushed his teeth before the wedding. Anyway, the flood got higher and it also got stronger and it washed all the people out the temple including Haruko. After sometime, the flood got lower and they saved the prince of drowning in his own saliva. The prince turned human size and an old sage found him sleeping on a bush. He presented Kaede to the king. The king thought he was the long-lost prince and brought him to the palace. After three days, the prince still did not wake up. The sage and the king of siopao* were already worried then. Spontaneously, the castle wizard with brown hair and clear glasses had finished inventing an extra-powerful machine. He didn't know anything about the prince because he was down in the catacombs of the castle. He went straight to the room of the prince to show his new invention off. He carelessly surged into the room and tripped over a bricklayer that wasn't lined up properly. He accidentally placed the accordion-like tube in the mouth of the prince. A serving girl with curly hair heard the commotion and she rushed into the room. She clumsily turned the switch on and the machine worked. The machine sucked air out of the prince's throat and with it was something hard. The wizard hurriedly turned the machine off and removed the tube from Kaede's mouth. The Glasses-wizard pulled an apple skeleton out of the machine. (Obviously, the machine is a vacuum cleaner.) Suddenly, the prince fluttered his eyelashes and sat up. "I'm sleepy." was the first thing he said. The girl with curly hair who was wearing a cap on her head and the glasses-wizard rejoiced at the resurrection of their prince. Everybody was very happy with the news and the king and queen decided to hold a banquet. The party started with lots of food and merry making. The prince did not enjoy the party for he was disinterested in such. Suddenly, a black fairy appeared. The fairy had long, unequally cut hair (definitely not Mitsui) and a band on his forehead. "Why didn't you invite me? For that I shall curse the prince. Tomorrow, he will see a basketball, dunk it and he will die," he said. Everybody gasped at the ruthlessness of the curse. Everybody knew that the prince loves basketball. "The prince will not die but only sleep forever," said a good fairy. The fairy had tanned skin and a mole on his face, near the eye. "I don't have enough power to remove the curse but I can soften it. A prince must kiss our prince so that he would wake up." The king and queen (Coach Anzai and his wife) were terrified. They ordered that all the basketballs be put away or burned. The prince did not know about the curse or his father's edict. So the next day, Kaede got the ball he had hidden and played basketball. He made a successful dunk and instantly fell asleep on the cold, hard, cemented court. The tanned fairy made everybody fall asleep too so that they wouldn't notice the passing of time. After a hundred years, a redhead prince came passing by the vine-covered castle. Curiosity got the best of him and he explored the gothic castle. He saw prince Kaede and he was so drawn to him that he kissed him. The prince woke up and wiped the saliva off his mouth. "Do aho. Why did you kiss me?" he demanded. "Who told you I kissed you? A tensai like me? You must be dreaming! Wahahaha!' he laughed, as usual, like a psycho. He got the ball Kaede was holding and announced, "I stole the ball from Rukawa!" "Do aho," was Kaede's simple reply. He stood up and snatched the ball away from Sakuragi. He ran as fast as he could to escape from the raving lunatic. Suddenly, he noticed that seven bishonens were following him. He turned around to look. There were six people and a dwarf. He noticed they were familiar and of course they were, being Hisashi Mitsui, Souchiro Jin, Koshino (whatever his first name is), Akira Sendoh (he is not the old bad witch anymore), Kimonobu Kogure (he isn't the wizard anymore), Kenji Fujima and the dwarf of course, is Ryota Miyagi. "Wait for us SnowRu White! We are your seven companions for this fairytale! Six people and a dwarf!" they said in unison.

*Siopao- soft, white, round, fluffy bread stuffed with meat and sauce. This thing probably originated in China. End of Chapter 3 Author's note: Well that ends chapter 3. Comments and suggestions are welcome, just email me or review my fic. Your comments and suggestions will be my basis for chapter4. Sorry again for the wrong grammars (If there are any). Thanks for reading my fic and hope you enjoyed it. I would like to express my heartfelt gratitude to the following: Mars: for editing/proofreading my fic. Marshalle/ Ein Aust.: for supplying Koshino's first name. FYI: Koshino's first name is Hiroaki. Grimm Brothers: for Cinderella Other fairytale authors: For the other fairytales I used and will be using Blue6. : for reading and reviewing my fic And to all of you who read this stupid fic that was a result of the brain of a psychotic and neurotic person who is stupid enough to think she is talented enough to post her work. Thanks for everything. I'll gladly write a chapter 4 if somebody wants me to. Arigato Gozaimasu. Ja mata!