Ep. 3: The Big Pirate Fight-Part 1
(The Society, all in summer and beach attire, were on top of a huge ship shaped like oddly like a Krabby Patty sailing across a tropical ocean. Nick, who was wearing a short-sleeved orange unzipped jacket with a white t-shirt underneath, his usual blue shorts and black and white sneakers, was amazed by this extraordinary vessel while SpongeBob, who was wearing a white Hawaiian shirt with a blue flower pattern, red shorts, and blue flip-flops, was viewing the ocean horizon. )
Nick: This is so cool!
SpongeBob: She's a beaut ain't she? This is the Patty Ship, we usually use it to travel over the ocean. But today, we're just using it to do sailing and some fishing.)
(The duo heard two people vomit. The two turned around to find Ian Hecox and Zack hanging over the rail of the boat with green faces and sick looks.)
Ian: Could you not bring up the ocean?!...You guys know I get sea-sick!
Zack: And you guys know I hate fish...
(It cuts to Meg Girffin lounging in a chair with Ben approaching her.)
Ben: Hey Meg, wanna go fishing?
(Meg looked up and just glared)
Meg: What are you planning, Tennyson?
Ben: I'm not planning anything, I just got two fishing rods and some bait. That's it.
Meg: So, you're not gonna spill worms all over me, push me into the ocean, or feed me to the sharks?
(Ben looked downright shocked.)
Ben: Why would you think I do that?!
Meg: Sorry, I kinda have trust issues with other people.
Ben: Yeah, Brian and Stewie told me a lot about how people treat you in your homeworld, more specifically, your dad, Peter. He's been a part of the Society for a couple of months, and he's already proven himself to be a huge annoyance to virtually all of us.
(Ben pointed over to Peter, who was hovering over Helga G. Pataki, who was sunbathing, ready to start something.)
Peter: Hey, Helga...
Helga: Go...away...fat man...
Peter: What's with your unibrow?
Helga: I got from my dad, Big Bob. Now piss off.
Peter: Can you make your unibrow wiggle? That always makes me laugh.
Helga: If I make my unibrow wiggle, will you go away?
(Peter nodded, with Helga making her eyebrow wiggle. Peter does his trademark laugh and runs off, with Helga rolling her eyes and heads back to sunbathing. Peter run to ship's steering wheel, where Dan and his best friend, Chris, were steering the ship.)
Peter: Hey, Dan...
Dan: Peter...Your are in my no-zone...Please go away...
Peter: Why are your so short? Are you a dwarf?
Chris: Peter, for your sake...and survival, I suggest you stop.
Peter: What's the matter? He's kinda cute being short. I think I'll call you Shorty! Yeah, that's a good name!
(Peter began to skip around Dan and Chris.)
Peter: Shorty, Shorty, Shorty! Shorty, Shorty, Shorty!
(Dan started to show an expression of anger as his face started turning blood red, veins starting popping on his head, he clutched the steering wheel, circles formed around his pupils, steam blew out of his ears, and grated his teeth. Chris knew hell was about to break loose, so he jumped into the air, ran in mid-air for a few seconds, and dashed off. As Peter kept acting like an idiot, the camera zooms towards Dan's face, showing that something bad was about to happen to Peter. A few minutes later, Peter ended up with a black eye, a bitter look on his face, and was stuck in a life preserver, tied to the end of the boat, being dragged across the ocean.)
(Ian and Zack were still barfing into the sea until Ian dug into his pocket, pulled out a chocolate bar and broke it in half.)
Ian: Okay...Here's the deal...We'll each take one half of this chocolate and eat it...Maybe this could help our seasickness...
Zack: I'll take anything at this point...
(A small bump from the ship caused the pieces of chocolate to fly out of Ian's hands. Bloo, Mac, and Todd and Riley Darling were walking across the deck with Bloo and Todd having a small argument.)
Bloo: I'm telling you dude, Superman could whup Goku's ass!
Todd: No way! Goku could send Superman flying to the Moon!
(As the two kept bickering, Mac and Riley rolled their eyes. Suddenly, Mac and Riley were hit in the face by the pieces of chocolate, which landed in their mouths, and they swallowed the pieces whole and were left with blank stares. Everyone looked at the two with horrified expressions as they knew something disastrous was about to ensue.)
Nick: Did Mac and Riley just eat chocolate?
SpongeBob: Yes they did.
Nick: You know they're not allowed to have sugar, right?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Nick: We're so screwed, aren't we?
SpongeBob: Yes we are.
(Mac and Riley's eyes and pupils widen, they began to shake like a blender, and did a wide unsettling smile that rivaled o e of a serial killer. The two let out wild screams, ran in place with their legs and feet turning into blurry, spinning wheels, and dashed off, leaving a trail of dust clouds behind. They ran up to where Dan and Chris were, pushed them out of the way, and grabbed the wheel. They spun it around with rapid speed, it caused the entire Patty Ship to spin around in rapid circles. Nick and SpongeBob held onto the ship's rails for dear life screaming, Flapjack and Captain K'nuckles crashed into a row of barrels, Peter kept getting twirled around in the life preserver, and Ian and Zack barfed all over the place. The ship spun around fast, it flew into the sky like a propeller. A seagull was perfectly flying through the skies minding it's own business until it saw the Patty through the air and stopped dead in his tracks as his eyeballs popped out of his sockets.)
Seagull: (to the audience in a Peter Lorre impersonation) Well...Now I've seen everything...
(The seagull then pulled a gun from behind it's back, pointed it towards his head, and shot himself. The Patty Ship eventually stopped in mid-air for a moment and began to fall. Patty Ship landed in the ocean, causing some rather huge waves. Back on the ship, pretty much everyone was unconscious due to Mac and Riley's sugar rush, which finally lead them to a huge sugar crash. Flynn Rider was walking over the ship with a crossed-eye look on his face.)
Flynn Rider: Mommy?...Mommy, is that you?
(Flynn fell on his face while Peter fell from the sky, still in his life preserver, and landed on Fred.)
Fred: MY LEG!
(Nick and SpongeBob let go of the ship's rails and noticed that everyone was unconscious.)
Nick: Geez, looks like everyone was knocked out from the sugar rush that sent us literally flying into the sky.
SpongeBob: Yep, we're the only ones still awake...And unfortunately, so is Peter Griffin.
(SpongeBob pointed to Peter, who was poking the unconscious Society members with a stick.)
Nick: So what do we do now?
SpongeBob: Simple, just take the wheel and sail us to the nearest island.
Nick: But I can't drive a boat at all. I don't even have my driver's license yet!
(Peter then popped up behind the two with a triumphant look on his face.)
Peter: I shall sail us back to shore!
(Nick and SpongeBob did a classic cartoon thought-bubble with the bubble showing a vision of Peter sailing the boat like an idiot, crashed it into a couple rocks, and the ship sank to the bottom of the ocean; leaving the duo with horrified looks. Peter was slowly reaching for the wheel, but the moment that he touched it, the wheel fell on, broken up into wood chips, turned into sawdust, and was blown away by the wind. The three stared in utter shock.)
Nick: That went slighty better than I excepted.
SpongeBob: Apart from the fact that Peter destroyed our only way of steering the ship!
Peter: Look on the brightside, nobody else knows.
(Unfortunately, the trio found the entire Society all awoken, standing in front of them giving off death glares to you-know-who.)
Louise Blecher: YOU'VE DONE FUCKED UP NOW, FAT MAN!
(Everyone began charging towards Peter, with the fat man hiding behind Nick and SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: STOP!
(Everyone stopped dead in their tracks.)
SpongeBob: Look, I know you guys are pissed at Peter...I won't blame ya..and I know he's done a few bad things..
Eddy: A few?..
(A cutaway ensued showing a just a handful of the horrible things Peter has done to The Society. The first memory showed Bambi and GoGo Tomago walking together through the forest peacefully, until Peter stuck his foot out from behind a tree, causing the two to trip and stumble off a cliff. The second memory had The Society on a mission, hiding from members of the Organization.)
Peter: Hey Aang, you got something on your shirt.
(Aang looked down at his shirt, with Peter delivering a uppercut to the Avatar's chin, sending him flying back a few inches. Everyone glared at Peter while he just laughed his ass off. The final memory had Peter in the Safe House living room, watching t.v. while Snoopy was doing his trademark dance, without even taking his eyes off the t.v., Peter pulled out a gun and shot Snoopy straight in the chest. It cuts back to the present, where SpongeBob had a considerative look on his face.)
SpongeBob: Okay, he's done a lot of bad things. But at least we're fine.
Danny: SpongeBob's right. We may lost at sea with no way to steer the ship, but at least we stuck together and on a lovely day.
(But the ghost boy should've choose a better choice of words as everyone heard thunder. The team looked up at the skies and saw dark thunderclouds grooming above them.)
Violet: (sarcastically) Lovely day, huh?
Danny: Put a sock in it, Incredible.
(In a matter of minutes, the Society were caught in a raging storm; facing rough waves, strikes of lightning, and powerful gusts of wind. Numbuh 3, Bubbles, and Dee Dee held onto the crow's nest; Edd and Hiro Hamada clutched onto a seat, and Brian and Stewie Griffin were sent sliding all over the ship.)
Nick: SpongeBob! What are we gonna do?!
SpongeBob: I'm gonna head up onto the crow's nest and blow a few of the storm clouds away.
(SpongeBob turned to Aang and Raimundo, who were struggling to stay on the ship.)
SpongeBob: Aang! Raimundo! I'm gonna need your help with this task.
Aang and Raimundo: We're on it!
(The trio began climbing up to the crow's nest, with Nick and everyone else starting to get pretty concerned.)
Sandy: Watch out for the lightning bolts, SpongeBob!
Eduardo: (covering his eyes) I can't look! I can't look!
(The trio finally made it to the crow's nest and all took a big deep breath, with SpongeBob growing in size when he did. But the moment they were about to blow a combined gust of wind, a bolt of lightning struck them, electrocuting the trio with them moving up-and-down rapidly, multicolored rings formed around their pupils, Raimundo's hair stood up, and all had shocked looks. The three were sent flying out of their shoes, leaving a trail of smoke behind, and landed far into the ocean, much to everyone's shock.)
Nick and Everyone: SPONGEBOB!
Kristoff: CAPTAIN, OVERBOARD!
(Nick and Patrick rushed to the edge of the ship, panicking as the scoped the rough seas trying to find any signs of SpongeBob, Aang, or Raimundo.)
Patrick: What do we do?! What do we do?! What do I do?!
(As Hell was breaking loose for the Society, an unknown figure was viewing them from afar, using a telescope.)
?: Argh! Looks like the little sea sponge and his friends are in trouble.
?: Ay, and I saw that fat Irish drunk destroy their wheel.
?: It looks like we don't have to take these clowns down at all, the ocean will do just fine.
(Back at the Patty Ship, Kronk and Ron were scoping over the entire ocean, trying to find any signs of the trio.)
Kronk: SpongeBob! Aang! Raimundo! Wherever you guys are, we'll find you!
Ron: Jimmy! Do you see anything?
(Jimmy Neutron, who was up at the crow's nest, using a hi-tech telescope to find any signs of them.)
Jimmy: Nothing at yet!...Wait! I do see something.
(Everyone looked up at the sky and found Raimundo riding on a gust of wind and Aang using his glider staff. The two air manipulators landed on the ship, perfectly fine but barefooted.)
Katara: Aang! Raimundo! Are you guys okay?
Raimundo: Apart from being barefooted, wet, and a little zapped; we're fine.
Sokka: Wait...If you guys are here, then where's SpongeBob?
(Everyone got worried again as their leader was nowhere in sight, until Lilo spotted something in the sky.)
Lilo: Look!
(It was SpongeBob, who was using his pants as a parachute.)
SpongeBob: I'm coming in hot, guys!
Robin: He's coming down to the water! Quick, someone throw him a life preserver!
Patrick: Oh! I got it! I got it!
(Patrick ran to the ship wall and grabbed a life preserver, but as he was rushing back to the edge of the ship, he slipped on a puddle and was sent sliding towards the edge sitting on the life preserver. He crashed into Squidward, who was now in Patrick's arms, and eventually into Nick, who was now sitting on Patrick's shoulders. The trio were sent flying off the edge of the boat, running and flapping their arms in mid-air for a few seconds until they flew into the water below. SpongeBob gently landed on Nick's shoulders.)
SpongeBob: Thanks for the save, guys!
(The trio had a few spirals swirling around their heads as they gave SpongeBob each a thumbs up with a goofy smile. As the rest of the Society helped the four back onto the ship, the unknown figure from earlier was downright pissed from what he saw.)
?: BLAST! The sponge and that adolescent punk survived!
?: So...Now what, bro-guy?
?: It's time for Plan B. Fire the cannons!
(It cuts to a giant storm cloud with a green glow around it, where a giant green-flaming cannonball came flying out of it and was heading for the Patty Ship. Once Nick, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward all dried off, Ed noticed something in the distance.)
Ed: Hey, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yeah, Ed?
Ed: What's with the giant flaming-green steel ball of destruction heading straight for us?
(Everyone looked confused for a moment until they looked up at the sky and found out what he meant. The flaming cannonball was approaching them at high-speed, leaving the entire Society with expressions of horror as their eyes widen and circles formed around their pupils except for Ed, who had his usual dim-witted look. Wile E. Coyote pulled out one of his trademark signs that spelled out, "Oh ship!" Eventually, the cannonball striked the ship, breaking it in half and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.)
To Be Continued...
The End
