A/N: This story is made in collaboration with Mademoiselle-Star2018. I hope you enjoy, and please review.
At the panel for the new Ace Savvy comic, Bill Buck took to the podium. "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the winner of the make your own character contest Lincoln Loud!" The audience applauded as Lincoln stood up and waved. "Along with his creations the Full House Gang!"
"The High Card!"
"Let's deal with these Losers." Lori said arms crossed smirking.
"The Eleven of Hearts!"
"This outfit is great for springing into action!" Leni said winking at the audience.
"The Night Club!"
"It's time to do The bad guy shuffle!" Luna said and doing the devil horn signal.
"The Joker!"
"I see your bet and raise you! Get it?" Luan laughs.
"The Strong Suit!"
"The best suit around!" Lynn punches her palm smirking.
"The Eight of Spades!"
"No aces in this hole!" Lucy said with a smirk patting her shovel.
"The Royal Flush!"
"Nothing beats a Royal flush." Lana swings her wrench
"The Queen of Diamonds!"
"I am the queen." Lola flips her hair.
"The Card Counter!"
"Numbers do not lie!" Lisa stated holding her calculator.
"And last but certainly not least is the Deuce! She may be small but she a smelly trick for us all! P.U!"
"Poo Poo!" Lily giggled.
"The Full House Gang!" Bill presenting the girls. Again to thunderous applause. With the exception of a few like Brianna who was eyeing Lola with contempt. The girls all took one final bow before returning to their seats. "These new characters will soon be staring in their own special comic issue," Bill announced. Showing off the poster of the girls that will serve as the cover page of the comic. "Now if anyone has any questions, we'll try to answer them without spoiling too much."
"IS THAT CHEAP LOOKING TIARA ON THE QUEENIE'S HEAD REAL OR DID SHE BUY IT FROM THE DOLLAR STORE!" Brianna yelled without permission or the mic.
Recognizing the voice Lola shot back, "OH I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S REAL AT THE COSPLAY FASHION SHOW! BRI-UH-Nah!" The two girls where about to charge at each other, until their brothers Lincoln and Kick came in to restrain them.
"You what's your question?" Bill asked a random fan hoping to get the panel back on track.
"In a follow up to that tiara outburst, I just wanna know who made the costumes? They are legitimately a-maz-ing!" A girl asked.
"Well I did design the costumes but Leni here did make them." Lincoln said making Leni nod enthusiastically.
"Where did the idea come from?" A little boy asked.
"My sisters Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily. All of the characters are based on their personalities and talents." Lincoln answered making the crowd awe.
"Whoa, she has ten sisters?" Brianna gasped. "No wonder that Lola girl is so high strung."
"Actually she has nine," Brianna's brother Kick corrected her. "And yeah I'm sure that's the reason," said sarcastically rolling his eyes. Since in his mind, Brianna is just as high strung if not more so than Lola. Of course Brianna did pick up on this and is mentally promising herself to get back at her brother at her convenience.
"You sir, you have a question?" Bill pointing to the crowd. Directing his assistant to deliver the mic to the man raising his hand.
"I have a question for 11 of Hearts, why are you an 11 when there are no cards numbered 11?" he asked. Judging by the response by the audience, they were all thinking the same thing.
Leni got up and picked up the mic, "Oh that's easy..."
Fearing that Leni is about to make a fool of herself, Lincoln quickly jumped in. "Um, it's because she has the biggest heart of us all! On a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 11."
"Yup, that's right." "Definitely." "No question about it." all the Loud sisters giving their support. Lori giving Lincoln a thumbs up for his quick thinking.
"Aw thanks guys," Leni crying a tear of joy.
"Awwww," the audience touch by this loving moment.
"Okay next question."
"Is that a real baby on your team?"
"I'll let her answer that," Lincoln joked as he placed the mic near Lily.
"Poo poo," Lily predictably spat. Much to the amusement of the audience.
"Yeah is that creepy girl in a cape a vampire or something?" Some goth kid asked making everyone look at him "What? That's a legitimate-" He cut himself off when he noticed that Lucy was no longer on stage. "Where did she go?" He wondered, only to scream when Lucy popped out right behind him.
"Sigh. Unfortunately no, not yet, but as my teacher always says 'tomorrow is another day'." Lucy quoted. Freaking out the crowd.
"Lucy! You're not suppose to be down there, get back here!" Lincoln scolded.
"Alright," Lucy sighed sadly suddenly appearing right behind Lincoln causing him to jump in fright. Again freaking out the crowd.
"Yes my question is for the Joker, are you like crazy or something?" Some girl asked with some sass. Luan took the mic.
"Hmm I am crazy excited if that counts." Luan joked. The crowd chuckles.
"Card Counter, can you do my homework?"
"If you make it worth my while, if you know what I mean." Lisa teased, rubbing her fingers implying that she wants some cash.
"I don't have a question but I just wanted to thank Royal Flush for fixing the bathroom. I really needed to go."
"No problem, I also work on cars if you need service." Lana offered.
"I heard you playing a song about the Full House Gang at Karaoke. Is that like your theme or something?"
"Something like that. I'm still working on a full soundtrack." Luna boasted.
"Uh Strong Suit, those gauntlet of yours. They don't seem to go with the rest of your costume."
"Yeah about these," Lynn showing off her gauntlets. "They're not originally part of my suit. I won them in a tournament. Hopefully I can work them in with my character."
"Hey um are any of your older sisters single?" A teen boy asked making the girls giggle wholeheartedly.
"I'll answer this one." Lori took the mic "I have a boyfriend and he's the best boyfriend ever." She gave the mic back to Lincoln.
"How do you survive being the only boy in a house full of girls?" To that Lincoln chuckled nervously, unsure of how to respond.
After several questions later
"So which one of you is like the most powerful?" asked a girl in the crowd. The crowd suddenly goes quiet.
"I am!" "No I am!" All the Loud kids said all at once. Prompting them to fight in a giant dust cloud. Naturally the crowd getting all riled up started chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" While both Lincoln and Clyde wisely chose to exit the stage. jumping right next to where Jacob is sitting.
"Shouldn't we do something about this? About this?" Jacob asked.
"If you've got an idea of how to stop them go right ahead. If you succeed, you'll earn my eternal respect." Lincoln pledge.
"Of course if it doesn't work, we'll give you a hero's funeral." Clyde added. Causing Jacob to gulp in fear.
On the stage, Lori was trying to get her sisters to stop. "Girls stop it! You're embarrassing me!" Lori yelled. Sadly her pleas fell on deaf ears as Leni's ribbons wrapped around Lori, restraining and gagging the eldest sister.
"Ribbons, not only fashionable but practical as well," Leni quoting her slogan. Only to be smacked in the face with a pie.
"Hey I'm the one who makes jokes around here!" Luan said throwing more pies at her sisters.
Lynn activates her shield extension, again only making her gauntlet only slightly bigger, but big enough to protect her from the splatter of the pies. "Okay Joker, let's see how you handle my new toy!" Lynn aimed her rocket gauntlet at the pie that Luan was holding and timed her shot so that the pie would end up all over Luan's face.
"Looks like I just got creamed," Luan laughed.
"Alrighty time for some psychological warfare!" Luna howled prepping her guitar. Setting her volume up to 12, she played such a loud noise that everyone had to cover their ears.
"I anticipated this. Which is why I invented this!" Lisa proudly holding up an abacus. "I modified my abacus to not only calculate advance equations but also when shaken, it creates a counter sound wave to cancel out Night Club's guitar." As she said would happen, shaking the abacus began silencing Luna's music.
Luna kept strumming her guitar harder and harder desperately trying to play a single note, but couldn't due to Lisa's noise cancelling abacus. Luna ended up strumming so hard that all her strings broke. "Oh you just cross the line," Luna hissed. "Nobody but nobody stops the music!" Luna then proceeded to club Lisa with her broken guitar. Forcing Lisa to use her abacus as a shield.
"I really should have seen this outcome," Lisa said fearfully. Hoping that her abacus is stronger than Luna's guitar.
Lola stood facing off against her twin Lana. "Well Royal Flush there's no hydrants or pipes to use your 'special powers' on." Lola mocked with air quotes.
"Then it's time for the Royal Flush to make a Royal decree and summon the Royal Guard!" Lana whistled for her friends to join her. Instantly two frogs dressed as Darrel and Quoba from Kulipari jumped on stage, followed by three duckling dressed in the legendary armor of Don Dugo and his band the Three Caballeros, finally a snake dressed as Lady Rainicorn from Adventure Time complete with a small Jake doll sewn on its back.
"First off, aw how cute!" both Lola and the audience cooed. "Second, no fair! I want royal guards too!" Lola whined.
"No problem. You just need some animal friends, then take them to the Littlest Pet Kiosk. The best place to buy the perfect outfit for all your pawsplay fun." Lana talking like she's doing a commercial.
Over in the audience, Blythe beamed with pride. "Those are some of my best work," she bragged to the people sitting next to her.
"Well your army is no match for my radiance! Time to GEM!" Lola spreading her cape, revealing her jewel sequence, reflecting the stage lights, blinding Lana and her animal friends. "Surrender now!" Lola demanded. Before Lana could respond, some of the lights suddenly turned off, putting an end to Lola's attack. "Hey what gives?" Lola demanded. Looking around they found Lucy at the fuse box pulling fuses for the lights.
"Light is an illusion, only darkness is the real truth." Lucy quoted pulling out another fuse. Before Lola could say anything, the animal royal guard pounced on her.
"Lucy stop that! It's dangerous!" her father demanded.
"Alright," Lucy sighed. Appearing right behind her father nearly giving him a heart attack. Now that she was back on stage, she twirled her spade shovel above her head, rejoining the fight.
"Man I think I was less afraid with her pulling fuses," Mr. Loud breathing heavily. That's when he notice that something was missing. Namely the baby that he was holding earlier. "Lily? Lily where are you?" he cried. Lily giggled gleefully crawling around all the mayhem her sisters were causing. Soon as she got to the center of the stage, her face started to strain as she prepared to use her superpower.
"You go 11!" "Give 'em one two Strong Suit!" What's a matter Queenie, that all you've got?" "Bring back the music Club!" "Encore Joker, encore!" "Brains over brawn Counter!" "Use the dark side Spade!" "Show them animal power Flush!" "Look out Deuce!" the audience cheering for their favorite. Noticeably missing one.
Lori struggled against Leni's ribbons. Finding them surprisingly hard to break or even to wiggle out of. Growling in frustration not only at the fact that her sisters are making a mockery of their big break, but the fact that no one in the audience is cheering for her! That was unacceptable. Reaching the peak of her anger Lori found the strength to finally rip the ribbons apart! Then she dramatically and gracefully pulls out her trusty drill sergeant whistle and gave it a loud blow! Instinctively, due to years of Lori babysitting her siblings, they all jumped to attention at the sound of the dreaded whistle. Even Lincoln came to attention and he wasn't even on stage.
"Oh those girls are so totally busted," Candance grinned.
"Okay everybody just calm down." Lori says with her commanding voice and disapproving glare getting everyone's attention. "We're literally a team! Nobody is better than anybody else okay!" Everybody murmurs in agreement as they take their seats as Lori takes the mic "To answer your question being the best does not matter what matters is being there for each other not trying to out do each other." Lori says getting claps in approval
"Uh don't we try to out do each other all the time?" Leni asks out loud.
"The Loud family does but not the Full House Gang." Lincoln said rejoining his family on stage. The Loud siblings all hugged each other bring a touching scene. Sadly the moment was interrupted when they started to smell something in the air.
"What is that stench?" some cried out.
"Oh no," the Loud kids groaned as they recognized the smell coming from Lily's diaper. "Poo-poo!" She giggles then all of a sudden the full house gang put on their no funny business faces and a split screen is shown.
"Ace Savvy looks like our old enemy gas monster came back for a second round." Clyde says getting into character. Lincoln nodding in agreement.
"Unfortunately for her we got more than enough players for this deal." Lincoln drawing out the cards with his sisters' pictures on them and showing them to the crowd.
"I'm all-in!" Lori said blowing her whistle and the battle beginnings.
"Poo-poo!" Lily tries to waddle away but gasps when Lucy appears in her way.
"We're not bluffing fowl beast." Lucy said stoically making Lily turn around only for Lola to blind her with her cape.
"Not so fast you little stinker!" Lola says pointing at Lily
"What's so bad about being stinky?" Lana asks smelling the air with a smile making the crowd gag.
"Cause the house says so! Ha ha get it?" Luan joked as Lana casually gives her an old banana peel. Laun throws the banana peel at Lily making her slip across the room.
"Heads up Lori!" Leni yells to sister. "Wait is it heads up or tails up?" Leni wondered. As Lily was spinning around on the peel.
"You bet on the wrong card gas monster!" Lori grabbing Lily.
"Uh I would be worrisome about the amount our youngest sibling has consumed including the density of the diaper and her lack of A nap this evening... " Lisa cut herself off when Lily starts crying and throwing her arms around "May cause her to be cranky with a full diaper." she said deadpanned.
"Looks like we'll need a different strategy so Night Club and Ace if you would?" Lori asked so Luna and Lincoln nod and get into position.
" Cheer up, baby, don't you cry. No more tears, it's cheer-up time. Laugh with me and we will be. Happy happy happy " Lincoln sang as Luna played guitar. Or she would have played on her guitar if not for the fact that she broke it during the fight. So instead she just played a prerecorded song while pretending to play her guitar.
With Lily pacified by the lullaby, Lori pulls diaper off of her, Leni whips out some baby wipes, Luan sprays the stage with baby powder, Lucy digs in their mother's bag for a fresh diaper, Lana and Lola using their synchronized twin power to dress Lily from both sides at the same time.
"Strong Suit, Card Counter, you're up!" Lori tossing the dirty diaper to her sisters. Lisa quickly made some modifications on Lynn's rocket gauntlet. Making it not only stronger but now they can load the diaper on to it. Lynn then fired the diaper out an open window, sending it straight into a dumpster outside. That way the stench won't infest the rest of the expo. "Ace Savvy and One Eye Jack. I'm happy to report that we have vanquished the gas monster once and for all. " Lori saluted putting Lily in Lincoln's arms. He then raised Lily above his head in triumph. Showing everyone her happy smiling face.
"Aww." The crowd gushes at the cute sight. Needless to say, after such a brilliant performance, preorders for the comic went through the roof. Some were even asking for autographed trading cards Lincoln made. Lori being the most popular one now that she's accepted as the leader of the team. There's even some negotiations for a possible TV spin-off. Things were starting to look up for the Loud House.
Meanwhile over at Artist Alley. Ferb was making the final adjustments on his machine when a young boy with a triangle head approached him. "Ferb we need to talk." As always, Ferb said nothing.
A/N: In response to the review suggesting a story where the villains collect all the pages of the villains' tome. I kind of already did that with my two part story Vacationing Heroes Family Unite and Super Eggheaded Geniuses Unite. Granted at the end of the story the pages are once again lost in the wind. The villains' tome pages being scattered about is my explanation to why there are more villains in the world compared to heroes. Due to the pages being everywhere and can be read by anyone.
