What up my homies! Yeah that was lame. Anyway I hope you enjoy the third chapter! Peace Dogs!
Disclaimer: Hey guess what. I have a list that is labeled 'Things that are never going to happen.' Me owning ICarly is number one
Sam's POV
Bang! Bang!
"Hey, get up you lazy bum. It's time for school!"
Ugh! I don't feel like getting up right now. And who the hell is she to call me the lazy bum of this house. Everyone knows she's the freaking queen of Lazy Town. Heh, lazy town. I open my eyes and turn on my back. I really don't want to go to school right now, but if I don't my mom is going to drive me crazy! I get up out my bed and stretch my back. That feels good.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"I said GET UP!"
"I'm up already! Jeez, get off my chiz!" My mom finally backs off and starts walking to her room, mumbling something about 'teenagers and their hormones.'
After a bit more stretching I stumble around, looking to grab some clothes for school. I really don't want to go to school today. I mean, it would be fun to listen to people insult Freddie ( since I can't make fun him, even though I probably will anyway) but I don't think I can face Carly today. My eyes widen as I abruptly stop rummaging through my giant pile of clothes. Carly. Crap, in my sleepy state I completely forgot. She wants me. At that thought I shiver as a warm feeling flows through me. I still can't freaking believe this! My life was already confusing enough! Thanks a lot Fredward! You and your stupid pink hair! I still can't believe I was able to get away yesterday night, even when Carly was clinging on me for dear life.
Flashback to Yesterday (After The End Of The Second Chapter)
This is not normal. She should not still be holding me this tightly. It's been ten whole freaking minutes, and she still won't let me go! I've tried to shrug her off a couple of times but she wouldn't budge. And every time I would try scooting away from her she would just get closer than before. This is definitely not normal. I can see Freddie from the corner of my eye trying not to crack up. H wasn't even watching the new episode of girly cow. And neither was I because now Carly is now rubbing on my arm, leaving goose bumps on my skin. I feel so awkward right now. If this was any other girl I would have no problem telling her off. But this is Carly, my best friend, who's in love with me. I always promised myself that I would never hurt her physically or emotionally, and I tend to keep that promise. My arm is now being lifted as Carly brings it around her and places it on her hips. I struggle some but she was having none of it. She made sure my hand was glued there.
Oh dear god. Her hand is not on my thigh right now. I just have a sick imagination. Her hand is not on my thigh. Her hand is no- Oh who am I fucking kidding its there. HER HAND IS ON MY THIGH! I must have had a real funny look on my face because Carly looks concerned.
"Are you O.K. Sammy?" I gulp. Oh great no she's rubbing. SHE IS RUBBING MY THIGH! I bring my hand over hers to stop her movements, that was causing a strange warm feeling in my stomach. I pass it off as an uncomfortable feeling. Freddie must be having a great time over there cause I can her him snorting over there like a pig. It works for him since pigs are pink and well, you get the picture. I shift in my seat a little.
"Y-yeah I-I'm fine." Why c-can't I stop s-stuttering? ...And why the hell did I just stutter in my head? Now that's just not right!
"Arey you sure?" Instead of rubbing my thigh she grabs it. SHE GRABBED MY FUCK-ING THIGH! That's when I 've had enough. I jump up so fast it looked as if I was flung off the couch by a catapult.
"I g-got to go." Damn. I'm stuttering again. Carlys eyes go wide in sadness.
"Aw, why?" Man, now I've got a lie.
"I have to go give Frothy a bath." Nice one.
"Can I come and help? Oh and maybe I can sleep over too." O.k. I would be lying if I said that sentence had no sexual tone in it. Her comes that warm feeling I like. Wait, I mean hate! Ugh.
"Sorry, my mom doesn't want anyone over today."
"Why not?" This girl just does not give up does she?
"She's wants to wear her new bikini around the house in private." Not bad. But then the dork had to jump into the conversation.
"But that doesn't make any since. Why would she want you there if she needs privacy." He says with his annoying smirk. I turn to him with a menacing glare that would put a werewolf to shame.
"Who are you! No one was talking to you Pinkenstein!" His smirk is wiped of is face. Ha, shows him right. I grab my jacket of the hanger near the door and throw it on. I turn to see Carly with that sad look on her face again. I suddenly feel guilty and there's this slight pull in my stomach. I shrug it off and say bye to Carly. She replies with he weak wave as I walk out of the apartment.
End of Flashback
I'm finally done getting ready and I'm currently walking to Ridgway when I finish my internal flashback that was oddly detailed. Anyway, I still don't know what that weird pull was in my stomach, that I felt before I left. I must of been guilt. I don't know what I'm going to do. Even when Freddie changes her back to normal things are going to be awkward between us because I know she's in love with me. I wonder if she will even remember what she's been doing or how she's been acting when she's back to normal. I want her to remember but at the same time I don't. I want her too because then she won't care if I beat up Freddie about it since he used her. But I don't want her to remember because it would be even more awkward between us if she knew what she's been doing. I wouldn't want that. As I'm thinking about this I notice the school come into view. Well, here goes nothing.
I really hope Carly doesn't try anything while we're at school. Too bad I have the worst luck.
Poor, bad luck Sam. Sorry this chapters so short but I'm tired, my dad was rushing me and I wanted to post something up so give me some credit...by leaving me a review! Sorry if there are any mistakes!
By the way Sam's line 'Who are you?' was inspired by my friend. We were talking about something in class and then this random girl that sits a couple of seats away joins the conversation randomly, kind of like Freddie did. My friend had turned to her and yelled so loudly 'Who are you?' The whole class started laughing so much. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it. Anyway that was a good day.
P.S. For those who reviewed the last chapter I'm sorry I wasn't able to send you your postcards. I hope you get well soon! Oh yeah and I still want you to review. Just make the nurse type it for you or something. =)
I do not own the insult Pinkenstein. That credit goes to BRShooter, an unsighed in reveiwer. Thank you. Remember to send in insults for pink haired Freddie.
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