Alright, this chapter is a LLOOTT longer. Well, that's what happens when you start a group chat… this time I only take credit for me, link, Fang, and Max…

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Fang: Amy, what'd you do?

Me: hehehehe

Kikio: STRANGER DANGER ~hides behind rock~

Link: * laughs at Riah*

George: Who the heck is Kikio? HI!

me: this is amusing...

Kikio: Hi ^-^

Rin: whos Navy, Amy?

me: Navy

Kikio: ooooooooo

Zoey: She'll be back in 5m

me: there, now you guys know each other

Everyone: hi Navy :D

Fang: Idiots, can't you hear? She'll be back in 5

Navy: DEATH TO ALL THAT DEFIE ME!

Link: I DON'T DEFY YOU!!!

Alanna: I do-

Everyone: ~gapes~ WE DO NOT DEFIE UUUU

Fang: Where'd Alanna come from?!

Navy: *Alanna gets shoved in bag*

me: who gets shoved in bag?

Rin: xD

Navy: Alanna who:?

me: Alanna?

Alanna Trebond

Link: I'M CONFUSED

Luke: ~

Navy: BRB
George: Don't drag me with you-

Link: You don't wanna be with your wife?

Link: She's the reason you're stuck in a psycho's basement in the first place

me: LINK, DON'T CALL HER THAT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!!

Zoey: He is going dress shopping

Fang: Who? Link?

Luke: lol, i read the chat, funny....

me:what chat? Huh? WHat am I missing? I'm confused!!!!

Kikio: the one u sent me amy

Zoey: Thank you. (Bows to the peeps)

Everyone: ~Bows back to Zoey~

Fang: I'm not bowing to anyone

Link: * bows Fang*

Rin: ima japanese freak :)

Navy: So far it is easier to by things from BNN than from amazon

Everyone: what?

Link: Thank you for the wisdom

Rin: i like wisdom

me: brb guys, gotta get cake

Evelyn: $283.00
+ $3.99shipping

Used - Acceptable
This is for the angel experiment

Fang: CCAAKKEE

Zoey: He lost it.

Rin: ~looks around wildly~ CAKE?

Kikio: srry, shes a cake fanatic xD

Zoey: Cake fanfic?

Riah: fanatic, brb

Fang: * drools over cake*

George: Fang are you going to marry Max
Zoey: I thought Master tied her to the bottom of her bed so he can never see her again.
Max: ...

Fang: MMMAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!

Fang: MY MAX!!!!

Fang: Not yours!

FANG: MMMMIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE

me: calm down, dude

Fang: MMIINNEE

Max: (is still tied up)

Link: Amy, he sounds like you when you were obsessing over Fang

Fang: RELEASE HER YOU FIEND!!!!

me: Fang, you idiot, don't call her that...

Navy: I tied her up and hid her for her own good from... Amy...

me: why from me?!

WHY

Kikio, are you still alive?

Navy: You would kill her to get fangs heart

me: ...

I never said that

I like Fax

Evelyn: its true

Fang: Actually, she's torn.

Fang: She loves me, but she also loves that me and Max are a couple... I did not just say that me and Max are a couple... cause we're not

Max: (is still tied up and wiggling)

me: whatev

Kikio: hi

me: Kikio, ARE YOU ALIVE?! SPEAK TO ME

oh, hi

...

Kikio: hi

srry bout that

Link: WHERE'S DIN?!

me; Rin

Kikio: had to fill out girl scout sheet thingy

Link: RIN

Rin: hey

Link: H-hi

Rin: u gots the cake?

Link: no...

Rin: teehee, hi Link

Link: Hi

Rin: ^-^

me: *whispers to Kikio* We should send them away together so we never have to deal with them again

Zoey: Link likes rin!

me: yes, he does!!!

Link: N-no I don't!

Rin: lol

Rin: Its okies ^-^

Navy: I'll be the priest!

Link: O_o Don't I get a say in this?

Kikio: ~whispers to amy~ i cant send rin away, shes my other half, id kill people if i didnt have her

Navy: Do you rin take link to to be your husband though sickness, rage, and till death do you part?

Rin: w-what? priest of what?!?!?

Me: *whispers to Kikio* please? he's getting annoying

Fang: If Link marries Rin can I marry Max?

Navy: Sure!

me: only if Navy lets her go, which isn't likely

Navy: Ask max

Rin: uhhhhhhhhh ~backs away slowly~

Fang: ... Where is she?

Navy: You have the key Amy its under your bed

Me: O_o It is?

Kikio: o jeez

me: Fang: * Tries to run upstairs*

me: YOU STAY DOWN HERE, FANG

me: *retrievs* key how did you get this under my bed?

Kikio: SHES A STLAKER!!!!!

lol

Navy: DON"T MAKE ME CALL TERA!

Fang: No duh. NOW GET ME MY MAX!!!

Rin: uh, whos tera?

me: fine. Navy, can Fang have his Max back now?

Rin: lotsa drama, like at Kikio's school

Fang: How about my life? It has drama

me: No one cares, Fang

Kikio: o yeah, amy, did u know Rin can fly? ~strange rright?~

Fang: GIVE ME MY MAX!!!

Navy: Yeah she's yours (shoves max at Amy)

Rin: CALM DOWN FANG

Fang: I can fly! * spreads wings* * hits Amy in face*

me: OWWWW, stupid Fang!!! Why's i kidnap YOU?!

Navy: Poor amy

me: just give him Max back before he strangles someone...

Rin: ~tilts head in a cute way that could make u vomit~ i can fly too...

Navy: (you do have max Amy)

Riah: why, why are u my cute other? i dont like it when people vomit!

Navy: I vomited last night!

Rin: btw Navy, nice to meet u ~wings pop out of back, and flutter~

Kikio: so did i! i was sick tho~

Navy: Welcome to Amy's destruction Kikio

Kikio: poor me

her destruction?

Navy: yes

Kikio: ~tilts head in a less cute way than rin, but still cute~

Navy: I'm getting the maximum ride series

me: brb guys

Kikio: okies

Navy: AMY! NO!

Rin: wheres link?

NOOO AMYYY

Navy: NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY (A/N for the record, I have no idea what the heck is up with the noamy stuff XD)

me: bak.... wth?!

Kikio: everyone: ~gapes ~ OoO

Navy: Did you know you can only send 200 characters at a time?

Rin: LINNNNKKKKKKK?

Navy: NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY

Kikio: yeah, i knew that

Link: Amy, do I have permission to go out with Rin?

Kikio: xDDd

Me: O_o

Evelyn: I didn't

Rin: PLZZZZZZZZZZZ

~puppy dog eyes~

me: ummmm.... if Kikio says it's ok...

Kikio: its fine with me

Navy: Amy better (gets out childhood weapon of a bat)

Rin: YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

me: alright, BUT NO LEAVING THE BASEMENT

nooøooooooooo, NOT THE BAT!!!!

Rin: okiesss

Link: Yay ^-^

Kikio: ^-^

Navy: she had multiple bad incounters with the bat

me: that was a very unmanly smiley face, Link

Link: oh well

Kikio: I GOT HIT WITH A BAT TODAY

me: I GOT HIT WITH A BAT AT LEAST A MILLION TIMES AS A CHILD

Navy: From me

me: thanks to SOMEONE

yep

Kikio: i was at softball practice, and my coach hit me over the head with it, he said it was on accident

Navy: POWER RANGERS RULE!

me: YES THEY DO!!!

Navy: poor you

Kikio:, dont wory,

Link: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE OUT WITH RIN?!

Navy: I love adam (A/N I have no idea who she was talking about. Navy's just weird like that XD)

me: O_oO_o

Navy: O_0 You die if you do

Kikio: when we were leaving, i threw a hard softball at the back of his head, and tran away

Zoey: No.....

me: Link, that was very innapropriate

George: Can I have my wife back or what?

Rin: ~blows Link kisses~

Kikio: ughhhhhhh

Link: I'll get out of this basement someday, Rin. Just for you * sniff*

Rin: srry, i lov-es him :D

Me: OH NO YOU WON'T

Rin: ill fly to u then sweety!

^-^

me: Are you gonna' come into my basement?! Cause it's crowded down here and it's not finished!!

George: WHERE IS ALANNA
Navy: HOW THE $^(# SHOULD I KNOW WHER THAT &^$ IS YOU *%#$#

me: ...

Kikio: ~puts head down ~ why is SHE my other

Navy: Sorry about that

Fang: Am I getting Max back anytime soon?!

Rin: Kikio

:(

Navy: I gave max to amy

check above

Fang: *turns to Amy*

Fang: GIVE ME MAX

Rin: u did fang sweety :) ~she calls everyone sweety link, but ur special, dont worry~

Navy: Lets go to a bigger room, LIKE THE GYM!

me: Alright, alright *hands Max over*

Fang: MMAAXX!!!!!!!

Navy: Is max uncoision?

Everyone: O.O

Navy: me!

me: I think so...

Navy: I'm blind!

Rin: Link? are u there hunny?

Navy: (runs into wall)

Fang: *throws Max against wall* WAKE UP!

Kikio: NO, NOT NAVY, SHE CAN NOT BE BLIND, NOOOOOOOOO

Link: Yeah, Bunny-boo

me: *barfs*

Kikio: ~slams head on desk~

Fang: * blows loud horn in Max's ear*

me: where did you get that?!

Max: YAAA!!!!!!

Fang: Max ^-^

Zoey: I'm leaving, see you.
Navy: BYE! Remember you take Johns room!

Kikio: hafta go! nice to meet u Navy

:D

Link: Who's John? Can I kill him? Can I-

me; NO LEAVING THE BASEMENT

Kikio: talk to u on text amy

me: kk

byeas

Kikio has left

Max: Where the hell am I?

Fang: Don't ask...

Navy: He is my brother and I'll kill you link (starts pounding link)

Link: How did you get into Amy's basement?!

Navy: Bye Kikio

Who?

Link: YOU

Navy: I was here. Zoey left

Link:... whatever

George: I want my wife

Max: How did I get here?

Fang: Navy kidnapped you.

Navy: He was always here

Max; Who?

Fang: nvm

Link: Hi, max. I'm Link.

George: I want my wife back now
Navy: No...

Max: You took someone's wife?!

Fang: She took you, too...

George: SHE CALLED HER A %^&*( *&^

Max: Meanie

me: Max, don't...

Navy: Me: You made me mad

me: Seriously, Max, don't

Max: What kind of freak kidnapps people?!

me: HEY!

Navy: What did you say to me b$*^%

Max: I said you were a meanie and a freak who kidnapps peopl!

me: Max, stop...

Fang: Seriously, Max...

Link: RINNNN!!!!!!!

me: shut up, you

Navy: 99 ways to kill max 99 wayys to kill max you go through trial and error and you get 100 ways to kill max

Max: O_o

Fang: We warned you...

Navy: twitch

have you ever known what happened to my barbies max? *has miniacle smile*

Max: Ummm....

Fang: You can't have Max again.

me; don't get in the way, Fang...

Navy: Am-Am does

Me: don't call me that…
George: *Goes into a coma of fear*
Navy: or alanna

Alanna won't be around again

Link: *texting Rin* (no joke, we're texting each other XD)

Navy: Well *bring out wip and chainsaw* Come here max

me: i don't think so, Navy. g2g anyway. Math homework and shower

bu bye

no touching Max

Navy: *grumbles* bye

me: bye ^-^

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