Alright, this chapter is a LLOOTT longer. Well, that's what happens when you start a group chat… this time I only take credit for me, link, Fang, and Max…
Navy has joined
Kikio has joined
Fang: Amy, what'd you do?
Me: hehehehe
Kikio: STRANGER DANGER ~hides behind rock~
Link: * laughs at Riah*
George: Who the heck is Kikio? HI!
me: this is amusing...
Kikio: Hi ^-^
Rin: whos Navy, Amy?
me: Navy
Kikio: ooooooooo
Zoey: She'll be back in 5m
me: there, now you guys know each other
Everyone: hi Navy :D
Fang: Idiots, can't you hear? She'll be back in 5
Navy: DEATH TO ALL THAT DEFIE ME!
Link: I DON'T DEFY YOU!!!
Alanna: I do-
Everyone: ~gapes~ WE DO NOT DEFIE UUUU
Fang: Where'd Alanna come from?!
Navy: *Alanna gets shoved in bag*
me: who gets shoved in bag?
Rin: xD
Navy: Alanna who:?
me: Alanna?
Alanna Trebond
Link: I'M CONFUSED
Luke: ~
Navy:
BRB
George: Don't drag me with you-
Link: You don't wanna be with your wife?
Link: She's the reason you're stuck in a psycho's basement in the first place
me: LINK, DON'T CALL HER THAT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!!
Zoey: He is going dress shopping
Fang: Who? Link?
Luke: lol, i read the chat, funny....
me:what chat? Huh? WHat am I missing? I'm confused!!!!
Kikio: the one u sent me amy
Zoey: Thank you. (Bows to the peeps)
Everyone: ~Bows back to Zoey~
Fang: I'm not bowing to anyone
Link: * bows Fang*
Rin: ima japanese freak :)
Navy: So far it is easier to by things from BNN than from amazon
Everyone: what?
Link: Thank you for the wisdom
Rin: i like wisdom
me: brb guys, gotta get cake
Evelyn:
$283.00
+ $3.99shipping
Used - Acceptable
This is for
the angel experiment
Fang: CCAAKKEE
Zoey: He lost it.
Rin: ~looks around wildly~ CAKE?
Kikio: srry, shes a cake fanatic xD
Zoey: Cake fanfic?
Riah: fanatic, brb
Fang: * drools over cake*
George: Fang are
you going to marry Max
Zoey: I thought Master tied her to
the bottom of her bed so he can never see her again.
Max:
...
Fang: MMMAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!
Fang: MY MAX!!!!
Fang: Not yours!
FANG: MMMMIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE
me: calm down, dude
Fang: MMIINNEE
Max: (is still tied up)
Link: Amy, he sounds like you when you were obsessing over Fang
Fang: RELEASE HER YOU FIEND!!!!
me: Fang, you idiot, don't call her that...
Navy: I tied her up and hid her for her own good from... Amy...
me: why from me?!
WHY
Kikio, are you still alive?
Navy: You would kill her to get fangs heart
me: ...
I never said that
I like Fax
Evelyn: its true
Fang: Actually, she's torn.
Fang: She loves me, but she also loves that me and Max are a couple... I did not just say that me and Max are a couple... cause we're not
Max: (is still tied up and wiggling)
me: whatev
Kikio: hi
me: Kikio, ARE YOU ALIVE?! SPEAK TO ME
oh, hi
...
Kikio: hi
srry bout that
Link: WHERE'S DIN?!
me; Rin
Kikio: had to fill out girl scout sheet thingy
Link: RIN
Rin: hey
Link: H-hi
Rin: u gots the cake?
Link: no...
Rin: teehee, hi Link
Link: Hi
Rin: ^-^
me: *whispers to Kikio* We should send them away together so we never have to deal with them again
Zoey: Link likes rin!
me: yes, he does!!!
Link: N-no I don't!
Rin: lol
Rin: Its okies ^-^
Navy: I'll be the priest!
Link: O_o Don't I get a say in this?
Kikio: ~whispers to amy~ i cant send rin away, shes my other half, id kill people if i didnt have her
Navy: Do you rin take link to to be your husband though sickness, rage, and till death do you part?
Rin: w-what? priest of what?!?!?
Me: *whispers to Kikio* please? he's getting annoying
Fang: If Link marries Rin can I marry Max?
Navy: Sure!
me: only if Navy lets her go, which isn't likely
Navy: Ask max
Rin: uhhhhhhhhh ~backs away slowly~
Fang: ... Where is she?
Navy: You have the key Amy its under your bed
Me: O_o It is?
Kikio: o jeez
me: Fang: * Tries to run upstairs*
me: YOU STAY DOWN HERE, FANG
me: *retrievs* key how did you get this under my bed?
Kikio: SHES A STLAKER!!!!!
lol
Navy: DON"T MAKE ME CALL TERA!
Fang: No duh. NOW GET ME MY MAX!!!
Rin: uh, whos tera?
me: fine. Navy, can Fang have his Max back now?
Rin: lotsa drama, like at Kikio's school
Fang: How about my life? It has drama
me: No one cares, Fang
Kikio: o yeah, amy, did u know Rin can fly? ~strange rright?~
Fang: GIVE ME MY MAX!!!
Navy: Yeah she's yours (shoves max at Amy)
Rin: CALM DOWN FANG
Fang: I can fly! * spreads wings* * hits Amy in face*
me: OWWWW, stupid Fang!!! Why's i kidnap YOU?!
Navy: Poor amy
me: just give him Max back before he strangles someone...
Rin: ~tilts head in a cute way that could make u vomit~ i can fly too...
Navy: (you do have max Amy)
Riah: why, why are u my cute other? i dont like it when people vomit!
Navy: I vomited last night!
Rin: btw Navy, nice to meet u ~wings pop out of back, and flutter~
Kikio: so did i! i was sick tho~
Navy: Welcome to Amy's destruction Kikio
Kikio: poor me
her destruction?
Navy: yes
Kikio: ~tilts head in a less cute way than rin, but still cute~
Navy: I'm getting the maximum ride series
me: brb guys
Kikio: okies
Navy: AMY! NO!
Rin: wheres link?
NOOO AMYYY
Navy: NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY (A/N for the record, I have no idea what the heck is up with the noamy stuff XD)
me: bak.... wth?!
Kikio: everyone: ~gapes ~ OoO
Navy: Did you know you can only send 200 characters at a time?
Rin: LINNNNKKKKKKK?
Navy: NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY NOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMYNOAMY
Kikio: yeah, i knew that
Link: Amy, do I have permission to go out with Rin?
Kikio: xDDd
Me: O_o
Evelyn: I didn't
Rin: PLZZZZZZZZZZZ
~puppy dog eyes~
me: ummmm.... if Kikio says it's ok...
Kikio: its fine with me
Navy: Amy better (gets out childhood weapon of a bat)
Rin: YAYYYYYYYYYYYY
me: alright, BUT NO LEAVING THE BASEMENT
nooøooooooooo, NOT THE BAT!!!!
Rin: okiesss
Link: Yay ^-^
Kikio: ^-^
Navy: she had multiple bad incounters with the bat
me: that was a very unmanly smiley face, Link
Link: oh well
Kikio: I GOT HIT WITH A BAT TODAY
me: I GOT HIT WITH A BAT AT LEAST A MILLION TIMES AS A CHILD
Navy: From me
me: thanks to SOMEONE
yep
Kikio: i was at softball practice, and my coach hit me over the head with it, he said it was on accident
Navy: POWER RANGERS RULE!
me: YES THEY DO!!!
Navy: poor you
Kikio:, dont wory,
Link: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE OUT WITH RIN?!
Navy: I love adam (A/N I have no idea who she was talking about. Navy's just weird like that XD)
me: O_oO_o
Navy: O_0 You die if you do
Kikio: when we were leaving, i threw a hard softball at the back of his head, and tran away
Zoey: No.....
me: Link, that was very innapropriate
George: Can I have my wife back or what?
Rin: ~blows Link kisses~
Kikio: ughhhhhhh
Link: I'll get out of this basement someday, Rin. Just for you * sniff*
Rin: srry, i lov-es him :D
Me: OH NO YOU WON'T
Rin: ill fly to u then sweety!
^-^
me: Are you gonna' come into my basement?! Cause it's crowded down here and it's not finished!!
George: WHERE IS
ALANNA
Navy: HOW THE $^(# SHOULD I KNOW WHER THAT &^$
IS YOU *%#$#
me: ...
Kikio: ~puts head down ~ why is SHE my other
Navy: Sorry about that
Fang: Am I getting Max back anytime soon?!
Rin: Kikio
:(
Navy: I gave max to amy
check above
Fang: *turns to Amy*
Fang: GIVE ME MAX
Rin: u did fang sweety :) ~she calls everyone sweety link, but ur special, dont worry~
Navy: Lets go to a bigger room, LIKE THE GYM!
me: Alright, alright *hands Max over*
Fang: MMAAXX!!!!!!!
Navy: Is max uncoision?
Everyone: O.O
Navy: me!
me: I think so...
Navy: I'm blind!
Rin: Link? are u there hunny?
Navy: (runs into wall)
Fang: *throws Max against wall* WAKE UP!
Kikio: NO, NOT NAVY, SHE CAN NOT BE BLIND, NOOOOOOOOO
Link: Yeah, Bunny-boo
me: *barfs*
Kikio: ~slams head on desk~
Fang: * blows loud horn in Max's ear*
me: where did you get that?!
Max: YAAA!!!!!!
Fang: Max ^-^
Zoey: I'm
leaving, see you.
Navy: BYE! Remember you take Johns room!
Kikio: hafta go! nice to meet u Navy
:D
Link: Who's John? Can I kill him? Can I-
me; NO LEAVING THE BASEMENT
Kikio: talk to u on text amy
me: kk
byeas
Kikio has left
Max: Where the hell am I?
Fang: Don't ask...
Navy: He is my brother and I'll kill you link (starts pounding link)
Link: How did you get into Amy's basement?!
Navy: Bye Kikio
Who?
Link: YOU
Navy: I was here. Zoey left
Link:... whatever
George: I want my wife
Max: How did I get here?
Fang: Navy kidnapped you.
Navy: He was always here
Max; Who?
Fang: nvm
Link: Hi, max. I'm Link.
George: I want
my wife back now
Navy: No...
Max: You took someone's wife?!
Fang: She took you, too...
George: SHE CALLED HER A %^&*( *&^
Max: Meanie
me: Max, don't...
Navy: Me: You made me mad
me: Seriously, Max, don't
Max: What kind of freak kidnapps people?!
me: HEY!
Navy: What did you say to me b$*^%
Max: I said you were a meanie and a freak who kidnapps peopl!
me: Max, stop...
Fang: Seriously, Max...
Link: RINNNN!!!!!!!
me: shut up, you
Navy: 99 ways to kill max 99 wayys to kill max you go through trial and error and you get 100 ways to kill max
Max: O_o
Fang: We warned you...
Navy: twitch
have you ever known what happened to my barbies max? *has miniacle smile*
Max: Ummm....
Fang: You can't have Max again.
me; don't get in the way, Fang...
Navy: Am-Am does
Me: don't call
me that…
George: *Goes into a coma of fear*
Navy:
or alanna
Alanna won't be around again
Link: *texting Rin* (no joke, we're texting each other XD)
Navy: Well *bring out wip and chainsaw* Come here max
me: i don't think so, Navy. g2g anyway. Math homework and shower
bu bye
no touching Max
Navy: *grumbles* bye
me: bye ^-^
9:15 PM Navy has left
