If I Never Saw You
Chapter 3
I arrived at my home, and I went straight up into my room to find Hiei sitting on my bed in his regular clothes. His normally cold exterior flickered a bit as he took one look at me. "Kalica, what happened to you?"
I replied back angrily "as if you don't know! You couldn't keep your hands to yourself for one day to not kick Kuwabara's ass! And you didn't even mention to me that the leader of the gang that Kuwabara is in was gonna give you a beating today!" I then looked in the mirror then turned around and pointed to my face "look at my face! It looks like it just got ran over by a truck!"
Hiei then said, "your bra strap was digging into my flesh."
"Why I outta, Hiei!" And I did – well tried – and moved to punch him in the back. 'Cept he dodged and I fell over onto the floor. That's the thing about Hiei, super lightning speed. I could never keep up with him. "Listen Hiei, tell me right now if you beat up any more gang members that I should stay away from?"
"No," he replied.
"None?"
"No."
I nodded my head, "okay, good. If any more guys come at me to kill you for whatever you did, I'm pointing towards your direction!"
"That won't be a problem," he then left my room. Once he closed the door I laid down onto my bed.
How could Shuichii hang out with a guy like Yusuke? He was so out of his league. I wondered how his friendship started with him.
Then I remembered the look in Yusuke's eyes and how it scared me a little. But I noticed that there was some warmth in his eyes; there was more to Yusuke then what I could see.
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I was sitting at my desk - which was really Hiei's, but cross-dressing gets confusing - and then I look up suddenly to see Yusuke. I got bold and said, "What the fuck are you looking at ya googly-eyed fairy?"
"So ya said I was dead, when's my funeral? Last time I checked I still had a pulse. But ya know you scared me so much that I wrote a will, go ahead and give me your best shot; kill me," he replied back with a grin.
Then I heard his voice, Shuichii's voice, and it sounded so beautiful, "lay off Hiei, give the man a rest."
Yusuke then replied, "Shuichii, this kid hardly counts to be a man. So stay out of it."
I suddenly got a burst of courage and I punched him hard on the face when I heard that. I yelled, "well those cops are gonna have a hard time identifying your corpse when I'm through with you!"
Yusuke stumbled back a little, "that…almost…h-hurt…" he put his hand to his face to notice that his nose was bleeding. "You must have a death wish, Hiei!" He charged at me, I thought I was a goner but then the unexpected happened; Shuichii took the blow for me.
"You've been practicing on your left hook, Yusuke. Be careful, you wouldn't want to lose your strength," Shuichii said with his oh-so-beautiful voice.
I couldn't help but notice the glare that Yusuke was giving both Shuichii and me. He had taken a punch for me, and I was very grateful for that, and I sighed.
Yusuke then said, "Shuichii, you better watch who you stand in front of 'cause next time I won't only take down that freakish boy, but I'll also take down you."
Shuichii ignored Yusuke, sat down in his desk, and started to read a book.
I walked up to his desk, "h-hey, Shui-chii-ii? I just wanted to thank-you for taking the punch back there." I must have sounded like such a total geek.
He lifted his head and looked at me, "Oh it was no problem." He smiled, "if you did get punched you'd probably have ran and tattled, and I'm tired of hearing the teachers whine about how me and Yusuke should stop picking fights."
"Hey I'm not a snitch, trust me!" I proclaimed loudly.
"Come here," I looked at him oddly, but moved in towards the desk, he then grabbed hold of my ear. "Please don't tell on Yusuke, because if you do, I'd have to hurt you, Hiei."
I then blushed, because his hands were so warm. I wanted him to hold on to me closer. But I realized that I was supposed to be a guy, "Hey let go of my ear! I meant what I said, why are you throwing such a fit!" I then pulled away from him and walked away.
At this time, at my school, Hiei was having his own problems. Though, these problems wouldn't actually be considered problems by normal guys.
"Kalica! Oh Kalica! Look what I made for you in home EC! You can have it all to yourself okay, sweetie?" A random girl said to Hiei.
Hiei, masking his voice so it sounded like mine, then replied, "Get away from me, you imbecile." She got scared and dropped the cookies on the ground.
Back at Sarayashiki Junior High, I was having real problems.
"Hmmm what class do I have next?" I said out loud and looked at the list of classes. My eyes opened wide at what I saw. "Gym! Oh no! I can imagine me walking around naked in the locker room! I can hear the boys screaming now! 'Oh lookie! The pixie is really a girl!'I can't let that happen! I gotta get outside to undress!"So I went outside the school grounds near a gate a few thousand rocks. Perfect to get undressed behind!
I heard a mumbling voice saying, "For some reason, I can't get that damn boy out of my head! I mean, he definitely grew a backbone. But to me, he almost seems like - " and I couldn't hear the rest, but I assumed this person was farther off by the road.
I sat down at a rock, thinking there was no one around, and I started to take off my shirt. Then I heard someone in back of me. I turned around to look and to see Yusuke with a lead pipe in his hands. He was about to hit me with it but he stopped for some unknown reason.
Yusuke was gaping, "are youwearing a bra?" And I figured out what he was staring at too late.He spit out his cigarette onto the ground. I fell on my ass onto the grass and quickly put on my shirt.
"Do I have yer undivided attention?" He said.
A/N: Ahhhh, cliffies; how I love them so!
