AN: Thank you for all your reviews!


SecretAgentMan has logged on.

BunnySuitedConnor has logged on.

BananaPieThiefX is always logged on… Watch your back.

SecretAgentMan: Order Order! The first internet abuse report court is now in session!

BunnySuitedConnor: Hurray!

BananaPieThiefX: Loser.

BunnySuitedConnor: -cries-

SecretAgentMan: I SAID ORDER!

BunnySuitedConnor: -still crying-

BananaPieThiefX: m'kay.

BananaPieThiefX: Your honor, I plead Connor's idiocy on all charges.

SecretAgentMan: -rolls eyes-

QuestionableLegality has logged on.

QuestionableLegality: Wazzup losers?

SecretAgentMan: This is a private chat!

QuestionableLegality: so??

SecretAgentMan: So, how'd you get in?

BananaPieThiefX: Ben hates the word so.

QuestionableLegality: so?

BunnySuitedConnor: So?

BananaPieThiefX: Yeah, so.

SecretAgentMan: Can we please get back to the matter at hand.

QuestionableLegality: So, anyway, I tried to hack it at first, but I never learned how. Someone got me arrested before I got the chance.

BunnySuitedConnor: Stinks for you.

QuestionableLegality: Tell me about it.

SecretAgentMan: I'll take that as a no.

BananaPieThiefX: It doesn't matter Sadusky, You can't ban me from the chat anyway, I made it.

SecretAgentMan: Yeah, that's true…

QuestionableLegality: If only that geek had helped me instead of Ben! Then he and Ben would be at the bottom of a river and I would be rich!!

BunnySuitedConnor: And Abigail would love me again!!

BananaPieThiefX: Hey! Riley is not a geek! And he didn't help you because you pointed a gun in his face and you're an evil meanie!

QuestionableLegality: Am not!

SecretAgentMan: Are too!

BananaPieThiefX: :P

BunnySuitedConnor: Ohhh lookie! A pretty butterfly! It's yellow and black and makes a cool buzzing noise!

BunnySuitedConnor is away.

BananaPieThiefX: lol!

BunnySuitedConnor is back.

BunnySuitedConnor: The pretty butterfly hurt me.

QuestionableLegality: It was a bee! A BEE you idiot!

BananaPieThiefX: I rest my case.

SecretAgentMan: What?

BananaPieThiefX: "Your honor, I plead Connor's idiocy on all charges." That case.

SecretAgentMan: Very well. Mysterious Pie Thief person, I find you innocent of all charges, n the grounds that I don't want to wake up in Cuba tomorrow. Connor, I find you incompetent and sentence you to admit that you are not smarter than a fifth grader!

BunnySuitedConnor: I am not smarter than a fifth grader.

BananaPieThiefX: Isend people to Honduras usually, but Cuba works too.

SecretAgentMan: Erm… I gtg.

SecretAgentMan has logged off.

This chat has been disbanded by BananaPieThiefX.


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