HPSS

Some Sev for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Chapter 3

There it was again. That horrendous twinkle. Severus sat across from the headmaster, wondering what he had ever done to deserve the all-seeing look that Dumbledore was giving him.

"So you say that you went to pick up young Harry, and his relatives told you that he was already picked up?"

"Yes, Albus, I believe that is what I said. Perhaps your ears are not as apt as they used to be?" That infernal twinkle brightened, much to his dismay.

"No, no my dear boy. I am merely contemplating something interesting." Severus raised an eyebrow.

"And what would this be?"

"Surely you could tell me if another order member was present, and if not, then perhaps Harry was still there? After all, you are a demon with an incredible sense of smell."

"Unfortunately, I was in the process of making a rather repugnant potion, and so I had consumed a sense-suppressing potion to prevent the smell from hindering my ability to make the potion when you so rudely interrupted me with your Potter-Stalking." Dumbledore's twinkle did not falter.

"Well then you'll just have to find him, won't you?" Severus glared at Dumbledore and stalked out of his office.

'How dare that infernal man?I was in the process of finding the cure to cancer when he decided to interfere with his Potter-loving checkup plans. He's probably been picked up by Lupin or some other idiot, and now I have to run around like a headless chicken until I find him.' Trelawney 'meep'ed as he stalked past her, his face the pure image of irritation.

"POTTER! How can you irritate me when you are not only completely unaware of such, but are not even anywhere near me?!" Severus stalked to his chambers, muttered the password under his breath, and slammed the door behind him, only to find Dumbledore's head in the fire."

"What do you want now, Albus?" He ground out.

"My dear boy, shouldn't you be looking for Harry? He's not going to find himself, you know." Severus rolled his eyes. Could the man be any more blunt?

"Very well, I'll drop everything and run for Potter, just like everybody else in this twisted world!"

"Wonderful!"

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It had been a week, and Severus was still unable to locate Potter. He had contacted every order member, and yet none of them had taken him, or even seen him. After days of pointless wandering, he found himself frequenting Little Whinging, in the hopes that Potter would turn up again.

"Hey, Big D, are we gonna sneak into Chelsea's house again? That was awesome." A revelation struck Severus, and he spun around, cast a quick invisibility charm, and headed straight to Number Four.

Fortunately for Severus, the family had left the window into the living room open, and Severus temporarily sacrificed his dignity, climbing through the aforementioned window. He stalked upstairs and peered in every room until he came across a small room with broken toys littering the shelves.

"This must be Potter's room." he muttered. "Typical, no respect for his possessions." The box of owl pellets on the table and moving pictures confirmed his suspicions. Severus sat down on Potter's bed, wincing when a spring lodged itself in his bottom. With a quick muttered spell, the spring shrunk back into the bed and the pain in his arse quickly dissipated.

"Accio Severus Snape's Polyjuice potion." A vial zoomed into his hand, and after pulling a hair off Potter's pillow, downed the potion in one gulp. Without even wincing at the vile sensation, Severus Snape became Harry Potter, witnessed only by a small Muggle mirror in the corner of the room.

For the remainder of the summer, Severus Snape was nonexistent, although when asked about by his colleagues, they were told he had gone to search for Harry Potter. In the absence of Severus Snape, an identical clone of Harry Potter took up residence at Number Four, Privet Drive, slaving away during the day and working on a rare and complicated potion by night.

Chapter End.

SORRY ITS SO SHOOOOOORT!!! I wanted to get a Severus-only chapter out there, but I didn't want it to affect the timeline I had in mind for Harry. It may be surprising, but it took me THREE HOURS to do this D: This was kind of a setup chapter for what's to come, but my next chapter will be the last before Hogwarts! That means HPSS DEVELOPMENT TIME!!!! I'll try to update again over the weekend, so I'll see you soon!

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