Hola, Germany!

I'm Andorra, an extremely tiny country in between Spain and France, so it's
okay if you don't know who I am. Those two are perverts though...

I just wanted to say hi and to say that it's very nice to write to you!

Sincerament,

The Principality of the Valleys of Andorra


Hallo Andorra,

Mein gott, I do feel much sympathy for being between those two whack jobs, and I thought it was bad that I have them in my house every third Saturday for they're weekly... meetings... with mein bruder. Still, to have to deal with them constantly must've been very difficult. I deal with East usually by locking him in the basement or sending him to bother Austria and Hungary for a few weeks now and then.

It is nice to write to you too I suppose. It is better than hearing from your neighbours at least.

Sincerely,

Germany