A.N. A request for my fair Hope-ItsyBitsySpider. This string of some intertwined oneshots and drabbles shall contain her OC Saisha, whom I have no rights to. Unfortunately, I do not own Naruto either.
It started with Hinata. She was only trying to finally work up the courage to ask out her crush, yet somehow she wound up accidentally confessing to the Senchi woman... In front of her newly arrived, newly discovered living twin brother.
Despite the fact that Hinata was a meek, quiet girl, Saito demanded they fight. More as a joke. He knew his sister would kick his ass.
Which prompted the Hyuuga to faint, causing the aforementioned ass kicking.
Attracted by the noise, Inuzuka Hana sent her nin-dogs after the squabbling Senchi, not appreciating a fight so close to her family's territory. Her dogs separated the two beautifully, however, the Senchi male was... A little too interested in the Inuzuka heiress for her taste.
Naturally, the fighting began again when one of the nin-dogs took his interest as an attempt at claiming his mistress.
"Human courtship rituals are very strange, Kakashi-sama," Pakkun observed, looking over the fighting.
"Who knew Hinata was gay!" the jinchuriki gasped.
"You do realize she thought it would be you, right?" Kakashi snorted at his student's lack of understanding. The Hyuuga had been speaking to him and he'd been distracted by ramen, causing the hilarity to ensue when she turned to discover the Senchi's instead of her crush as she finished with 'I love you'.
"WHAT?" The blond boy shook his head. "You're playing a trick on me, Kaka-sensei."
"I assure you-You caused the chain reaction," the jonin observed idly. "Pakkun, go take this to my alpha-bitch's apartment." He put the cactus water in his pack. "While she's distracted."
