( Hey welcome back! I forgot to post last Wednesday, so I'll post this today )
I giggle and produce a disc MLP again? Can't you think of something new?
" I'm trying my best okay, no one has suggested anything and my ideas for this are being drowned out by Springtrap cravings. And headaches. " I frown
Well could you use something else? Maybe idk, paint?
" Good idea! " I giggle evilly and hold up a can of pink paint Wait wait wait
" What? " How the f*ck do you get these thing so fast?
" I'm the author, it's called author powers "
...You broke the fourth wall
I pout " Shut up " Hmm.
I walk to Purple's room, where he's currently asleep
Oh yes, use that, totally not plagerized
Sigh. " Just stop fighting me. This is on fanfiction, it's FICTION. And besides, you don't know what I'm gonna do with the paint " True. You broke it again
" OMFG! Shut up! Just-! Shut up! " Alright alright! Chill dude
I open his door and approach his sleeping figure, raising the can above my head
Then I open it and lightly paint his cheeks so it looks like he's blushing
And then I slam it down on his crotch, disappearing without a trace as he screams in pain, wide awake now
Well... The can is floating
Purple's eyes bugged out as he saw the can, then he whipped the blankets off and chased said can that floated away "Get back here!"
Right out into the main room where everyone else was, who then started to laugh at him as they saw the paint on his face and the bulge in his pants
I turn visible again, laughing loudly
( And that's it for this one! No he didn't have an erection, that area swelled from me hitting it with metal, from pain
Welp
With that said, This is derp
I'm a banana )
