Harry and Voldie get high
Harry and Ron had finished with sniffing their weed for a while and now they were headed up to Gryffindor tower.
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, I have never been so stoned in all my life" Ron said as they reached the entrance to the common room, where they could hear moaning and groaning coming from inside.
"Oooooooooh, looks like somebody's having some fun" Giggled Harry. Ron turned to the potrait of the fat lady. " We wanna go in, Bitch" he declared. "password? you insolent little Bastard" she ordered. "I don't fuckin know" Ron replied, throwing his hands in the air. "It's Ghetto paradise" Harry said as the potrait swung open. The boys climbed inside the common room and the moaning and groaning sounds where getting louder.
"I think it's coming from the boys domitries" Ron pointed out. Then came a voice which sounded like "Oh Neville, Oh Ne--ville". Looking at each other, Harry and Ron ran into the boys domitries and saw Neville and Ginny at it (don't worry, they used protection). "Ginny, what the fuck are you doing, Bitch?" Ron demanded to know. "Shut up Ronald, I'm sixteen. I'm old enough" and she clambered out of the bed and put her trousers back on. "See you later sexy" said Neville, laying in a sexy position. "Ok then, Hot stuff" she kissed him and flounced down the stairs. "Neville,you really are one bad ass pimp, now get dressed, I'm bored and I wanna play a dare game" Harry ordered.
Minutes later, Harry, Ron, Neville, Ginny and a as usual Drunk Hermione where all in the common room, sat in a circle. Neville had his arm round Ginny, Harry and Ron where smoking joints and Hermione was clutching a vodka bottle.
"So, who wants to do the first dare?" Ron asked. "I'll do it dawg, it was my idea for this mother fucking dare game" Harry said. "Ok" Neville began " I dare you, to go down into the dungeons and buy some pot from Voldemort". At this point, Hermione let out a terrifying shriek. "Holy shit, Voldemort's (hic) in the castle" she slurred as she staggered on the spot. "Well, there's only one person who we can for heeeeeeeeeeelp". Staggering, she pulled out her wand and pointed it at the sky. "Accioooo, Bat-signal" she slurred. The Batman-call signall flashed above Hogwarts.
"Hermione, Batman isn't a real person, he's a made up character who appears in comic book and movies, damn bitch" harry explained. The Bat-signal vanished and Hermione slurred "Well, I remeber my daddio watching this mooooovie called Batman, I thought it was reality" she slurred. "She's drunk, otherwise she wouldn't be saying this" Ron whispered. "Well, are you going to do your dare or what Harry?" Ginny asked. "Yo, I iz not scared of dat bad ass Mother fucka" and he got up and walked out of the common room.
In the dungeons, the unsuspecting Voldemort was chilling out, smoking some pot when A stoned Harry made his appearence.
"Yo, Vold. ya white mother fucka, gimmi some dat shit" Harry demanded. "Get lost pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Voldemort replied. "Not until ya gimmi some pot, ass-hole". The stoned dark lord got to his feet and pointed his wand at Harry. "Yo ass is mine, Bitch" he sneered. "First, let's get high" Harry suggested, showing his joints to Volemort.
"Oh, here has harry got to, it's been three hours" Ron wondered as he hung upside down on the sofa. Neville and Ginny where snogging on one of the chairs and Hermione was staggering about.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll, go down there and see what he's up toooooooooooooooooooooo" she slurred then collasping onto the floor. Ron turned the right way up and left the common room.
Meanwhile, Harry and Voldemort where high, in the dungeons.
"Damn , this shit is good" Voldemort said, taking a puff from his joint. "Tell me about it dude" Harry replied. "So, yo got any other good shit?" Voldie asked. "Sure dude, I also got Da weed" and he pulled out a bag of weed. Voldemort grabbed the bag from Harry and began sniffing it. "Wooooooooooooh, this shit is good" he said in ectasty. Just then, Ron Appeared and saw Both harry and Voldemort, high as birds.
"Harry, yo iz getting high with that bad ass mother fucka?" Ron demanded to know. "Yo, Ginger, come and join us, this is some good shit" Voldemort suggested. "Meh, what the heck, I love getting high. No matter if it is will Voldemort" and he joined them both in getting high.
