"Power Rangers? What do you know about Power Rangers?" Kimberly asked as she walked into Jerry's apartment.

"You mean you've heard of them? I just heard about them right now. My neighbor's, friend's nephew is a Power Ranger apparently."

"REALLY? Do you know what team?" Kimberly asked.

"No idea. Kramer would probably know what chapter he's in. I'm sorry, I guess you call them teams."

"Can you ask him, please?"

"Sorry he's not home right now. He said he was going to go buy some straws for his guest coming over later."

"Oh. Does he have kids coming over?"

"No. That would make sense. He's got some business partner coming over. Some muscle man named Zedd. Sorry. He likes to be called Lord Zedd, Emperor of Evil. Have you ever heard something so pretentious?"

Kimberly's face dropped and she fell backward on the couch. She looked slightly out of breath.

"Lord Zedd is coming here? That can't be right. He's going into business with your neighbor? Elaine is hiring putties? Who are you people?"

"Are you okay? You want some water or something?" Jerry ran to the kitchen and came back with a glass of water to give to Kimberly.

"What's the big deal? It's just some pretentious guy Kramer met at the gym. Although he apparently has some major dental issues that he can only eat and drink through a straw."

George walks in.

"George is lonely." his hair said.

"Jerry. I don't want to be alone with this thing." George said, then he noticed Kimberly.

"Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting. Hi. I'm George."

"George is making time with Jerry's girl." his hair flapped.

Kimberly freaked out even more and moved as far away as she could get. She was standing against Jerry's window.

"I know that voice! Stay away from me."

"George, spread out, okay. Can't you see she's kind of wound up here. Back up." Jerry came to Kimberly's rescue.

"Don't mind him. He went down to Chinatown and got himself cursed or something, I don't know. I told him not to go."

George milled around in the kitchen, keeping his distance from Kimberly. "It was that woman, Jerry. She called herself the Empress of Evil. Her nametag said Rita though, so I don't know what to make of it."

"Wait a minute. Empress of Evil? Kramer's going into business with the Emperor of Evil. You think they're married?" Jerry asked.

"They'd kind of have to be. Otherwise what kind of evil hierarchy is this that has an Emperor and an Empress, without them being married? So, Kramer's going into business with the Emperor. I wonder if he can convince his wife to lift this curse." George said.

"Well Kramer has the Emperor coming over her in a few minutes. Maybe if you talk to him, he'll put in a good word for you."

"George is feeling positive!" the hair said.

"Are you guys even listening to yourselves? You're dealing with an Emperor and Empress of evil, and all you're worried about is your talking hair?" Kimberly finally put herself together.

"Well, it's kind of.. you know, inconvenient." George said.

"Inconvenient? How inconvenient is it going to be when they take over the world?" Kimberly asked.

"Will my hair still be talking if that happens?"

"You guys need to get the Power Rangers over here. You said your neighbor's nephew was one!"

"Kramer's friend's nephew, yeah. But what good is that going to do?"

"What do you mean what's that going to do? The Power Rangers are the only ones that can take on Rita and Zedd. I know, because I've done it. I was a Power Ranger!"

"You? When did you have time to be in the army, with all the gymnastics you were doing? And I still don't see how electricians are going to help keep evil from taking over the world, the way you say they're planning to."

"Alright. I think there's a lot of false information in this room, and we've got to get this sorted out, because this really is a dangerous situation." Kimberly said. She sat down and gestured for Jerry and George to sit down too.

"First of all, tell me what you know about Power Rangers." Kimberly asked Jerry.

"Kramer said they're electricians that were in the army. It's a play on words. Lord Zedd is a big supporter of Power Rangers, Kramer thinks, because he won't stop talking about them. And his friend, Bob Sacamano's nephew, is currently an electrician that was in the army. So he's a Power Ranger." Jerry summed up.

"Okay. That is completely wrong. About the only thing that makes sense there is that Zedd is always talking about Power Rangers. Power Rangers are warriors of Justice. They fight evil, and try to keep the world safe. And when I say fight, I mean literally fight. They can call upon great powers to morph their bodies. These morphed forms are stronger and faster than normal humans and help the Power Rangers stand toe to toe with the monsters that evil makes. When I was in highschool, I was the pink Power Ranger." Kimberly said.

"So.. they get teenagers to fight evil? Doesn't that seem a little.. irresponsible?" Jerry asked.

"Well, different teams use different methods to pick their candidates. But the point is Rita and Zedd are bad news. They tried to conquer the world when I was still the pink ranger."

"That was like.. what 15 years ago?" Jerry asked

"15 years? 15 years ago Rita was trying to conquer the world. Now she's running a hair clinic in Chinatown. HAH. Empress of Evil? More like Empress of going nowhere." George laughed.

"Yeah, I don't think they're so much of a threat anymore. Rita's running a hair clinic, and Kramer met Lord Zedd over at the gym. Nothing real sinister going on there. But even if they are, I mean you're a Power Ranger, right. You can do that morphing thing that you talked about?"

"I can't anymore. I gave my power away when I started taking the gymnastics thing more seriously."

Kramer walks in the door.

"Oh hey George you're here too, good. I want you guys to meet my new business partner. Lord Zedd."