Pairing: Eraqus/Hercules

4) Drugs (because somebody had to be high to think of this pairing) (AU)

This is going to be fun. *sadistic laughter*


Xehanort, who was still young, was bored one day, so, having nothing better to do, he had the perfect idea of what to do. He was going to drug Eraqus and the person coming with him today.

Hiding behind a wall, the young teen witnessed his fellow pupil walk into the room with a fairly bluff man. There was no way this was going to end up well.

"So...why exactly do you need help, Hercules?" Eraqus asked as he took a slip of his drink.

"Because some monsters appeared, and...are you feeling alright?"

"I'm feeling just fine. Oh hey, Pickle, how did you get to be the size of a wall?" The Keyblade wielder in training got up and slammed his face against a wall. Despite the warning signs, Hercules drank some of the liquid.

"Let's party with Pickle!" The redhead slammed his face against the same wall.

"What have I done?" Xehanort wondered, thinking about what their master would do if she saw this. Then, to his absolute horror, the two men began to embrace each other.

"Wanna make out?" asked Eraqus, his voice quivering. Before anything else could happen, a woman appeared behind Xehanort, sighing.

"Xehanort, I thought you learned from the last time this is a terrible idea." The woman quickly threw pancreas at the drugged duo. "Sometimes you can be such an idiot."