Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
I dash out of the Rust Mobile, there's only so much of Jen I can take. All through the journey to St Trinians she was making her usual stupid and immature remarks, it took all my will power not to give her a well deserved black eye! She's just lucky that she was driving and that I have mastered the art of blocking her out completely with my happy place. Great, now you're wondering about my happy place. Basically, because I don't have the energy to explain and go into details, I just think happy thoughts and no I don't do this because I want to fly like Peter Pan. Ripping Jen to shreds, blowing things up with the twin coaches, breaking Jen's arm, doing the normal couple stuff with Pedro, throwing Jen into shark infested waters and watching Mum stress about me using fire arms are all in my happy place.
I push past Pedro, who came to greet us at the door, and stomp very loudly up to my room. When I get there I slam the door shut to show that I'm ready to murder should anyone enter my room. I scream out in frustration, this is why I don't spend huge amounts of time with that idiot. Usually I don't get that angry at Jen and her comments it's just because I'm tired and abit hungry. I then rip my duvet off of my bed and throw it on the floor, gr. Before I know it I've flopped down onto my lumpy mattress and fallen asleep, being mad at Jen is so draining. No, wait, let me rephrase that. Being with Jen is so draining.
Shake, shake.
The daring soul that dares to do that to me best fuck off.
Shake, shake.
Do they value their life?
Shake, shake.
Obviously not.
Shake, shake.
They must have a death wish.
Shake, shake.
Maybe if I ignore them they'll take the hint and leave.
Shake, shake.
Gr.
Shake, shake. "Kelis?"
Oh, it's Mr Pedro. He can still fuck off.
Shake, shake.
Sigh, damn he knows I'm awake.
Chuckle, kiss.
I'd like to say I'm putting up a resistance to seƱor Pedro but he's to persuasive. He's just so, so mm. Yes, I'm being cheesy so frigging what!
"Don't forget to wear protection!" Jen shouts from the doorway, idiot. My lovely cousin meets my middle finger as I continue with the charming Pedro. After a minute or two of enjoying Pedro's lips we break away, which stupid idiot decided that we needed oxygen to live? I breath and open my eyes, Pedro lovingly wipes the bogies away with his thumb while he smiles softly. See, I got the best boyfriend a girl can get! Ugh, now I feel like a soppy Posh Tottie. That's right the Royals changed their name back to Posh Tottie, I don't even care why. Pedro stares into my eyes, he doesn't speak, he just stares. Ah, I know what he's doin, crafty sod. I smirk, he isn't going to succeed in his devious plot. I wrap my arms around his neck and pull him closer to me, my grin turns mischievous before I kiss him once more. That's right Pedro, I'm going to distract you.
It only takes a few seconds for the kiss to get deeper, can you tell I like distracting Pedro? You must be either blind or stupid if you can't. They say all good things have to come to an end, 'they' can get lost. Sure this kiss will have to come to an end, stupid oxygen, but I intend to have more after. Yes, that's me beating logic, and yes, that's me proving I'm smarter then Jenifer French. It isn't the need for oxygen that breaks this lush kiss or the idiot I call cousin, it's that Mother of mine. The fantastic Kelly Jones, note my sarcasium.
"Kelis!" She yells, can't she see I'm busy? Why can't she go bug Fritton? I pout when Pedro breaks the kiss and looks at Mum in the doorway, well this could get awkward. Let's see how Mum reacts to this suggestive position,
"What?" I whine, "I'm busy, go bug Fritton," Even though I'm not looking at her I know she's raised an eyebrow,
"Kelis," She warns, as if I'm going to listen,
"Whatever Jen has said it isn't true,"
"I'm aware," Ohh, monotone, "I thought I'd warn you that Flash is here, you know he isn't keen on the idea of you and Pedro,"
"So? I'm not keen on the idea of him and that Beverly," Beverly, or Bev, is Dad's new girlfriend. Apparently she was the dippy secretary before Celia, she's a nice girl but she doesn't seem to be Dad's type,
"Be nice, Beverly is a nice woman." I sigh, unwillingly I unwrap my arms from Pedro's neck, time to go see Father and Father's plaything.
Yes it's short but it's the best you're gonna get with my sprained thumb and wrist, one word. Trampet. Before anyone says anything I didn't just magic up the relationship between Kelis and Pedro up, they got together at the end of 'Missing Puzzle Piece' and I even wrote it. I'm not going to say much on how the votings going but I will say this each pairing is winning in either the reviews or the poll. If you haven't already voted then vote, at the moment one pairing is winning by one vote. I'm sure you're fellow shippers would love it if you voted, Kel/Belle or Kel/Flash (or klash which ever you prefer).
So now I've gotta run, Beibers in town. Review while I'm gone? Favourite lines? Favourite charactors? Anything?
