Part I: The burger joint
"Why would anyone as dumb as Dr. Schwa do something so diabolical?" Blob Dude asked himself. Then, he arrived at his favorite burger joint, which ironically was called "The Burger Joint". After an excruciating 3 hour wait, he finally got to the front of the line. "Can I help you?" A worn out cashier asked him. " Yes, I'd like a Quadruple Bacon Burger with everything on it and a large bevarage to go please!" Blob Dude said. The cashier said, "Do you want fries with that?" "Did I ask for fries, dumbass?" Blob dude replied. The cashier got angry and said hastily, "That'll be 20 bucks." Blob Dude said, " I have a card that says $20 off any purchase, so tough luck, dude!" "Not another one of those!" The cashier said. Fine, here you go. He said. Blob Dude got his usual beverage, Monster, and left.
Part II: the skateboard
Munch, munch, munch. … They sure know how to make my favorite burger! Blob Dude said, enjoying his enormous burger. Then all of a sudden, a teenager a couple years younger than Blob Dude swooped in on his skateboard and then in a flash, he was gone! And so was Blob Dude's beverage! "God dammit!" Blob Dude said angrily. That kid stole my beverage! And also all the pickles on my burger! Time to beat the crap out of another damn teenager. And like that, he was off, chasing after the teenager. But after that, the teenager stopped, but Blob Dude didn't. He was just about to starting fighting the teen, until he found out he was Blob Dude's friend Sammy. "Why'd ya take my beverage and the pickles off my burger?!?" Blob Dude yelled. "Heh heh heh… sorry about that." Sammy said. I'll let you have something in return! "Like what?" Blob Dude said. 50 bucks? "Heh heh heh… no." Sammy said. But how about my best skateboard? "Sure thing, man!" Blob Dude said. "Here you go!" Sammy said right before speeding off. "Woohoo!" Blob Dude said. I might not have a car yet, but this is close enough!
Part III: The Gyro
Blob Dude sped along on his new skateboard, but then, he wiped out! "Ow!" Blob Dude said in pain. After he got up he looked at his shirt which was covered in something that he didn't eat. Not blood, but a gyro! "Why would someone leave a gyro in the middle of a sidewalk?" Blob Dude asked himself, but then he thought of something!
Flashback:
"I plan to turn everyone into gyros!" Dr. Schwa said.
End of flashback.
"Oh no!" Blob Dude said in fear. It was a person! Then Blob dude said "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
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