Kisa: okay before we start chapter 3, we should tell yall why we (mostly Kass) just killed Orochi-sama and Kabu-kun like that…
Kass: It's because I don't like them I wanted them to die as quickly as possibly…even though I said they should die slow and painfully…
Kabuto-kun: you're so mean Kass
Kisa: KABU-KUN!!! hugs Kabuto-kun
Kass: wtf are you doing here?!?
Kabuto-kun: I don't know disappears
Kisa: why'd you make Kabu-kun leave? cries
Kass: Oh just do the thing already…
Kisa: HERE COMES CHAPTER THREE!!!!
Chapter 3
It had been two weeks since Naruto woke up with amnesia. And from day one, Sasuke was slowly losing his sanity. Naruto constantly jumped all over his house, digging his nose into anything that he could find, and gnawing on the things too. Every time Sasuke yelled at him, the fox-boy would flash him those irresistible big blue puppy eyes.
One day when Kiba. Hinata, and Shino came to visit from the hundredth time, Naruto found the sugar! That day was total hell for the Uchiha. The fox eared boy was very jumpy…and not the kind that's scared, the kind that just cant sit still for one second. And instead of helping, all Kiba did was laugh, Hinata was a bit freaked out by how wild the boy was acting, and Shino just totally disappeared on him.
"What's wrong, Uchiha? Cant handle one small innocent fox?" Kida had said through laughter.
Sasuke shot him with evil death glares. "Either leave or help," Sasuke said through gritted teeth. He was currently trying to get the cookie jar out of Naruto's hands and get Naruto off of the…refrigerator. He had no idea how the blonde fox managed to get up there but somehow he found a way.
Both Hinata and Kiba walked over to where the two were. "Oi Naruto, get down from there man," Kiba tried. "If you do we'll get some ramen." Kiba dodge the cookie flying at him. The dog lover growled at his friend.
"Yeah, dog-breath he'd so fall for it after the hundredth time," Sasuke said sarcastically. "Naruto, I promise that if you get down, I'll let you keep the cookie jar."
"Oh yeah, and he's gonna fall for that real quick like last time hunh?" Kiba rolled his eyes. The two boys argued and glared at one another.
Sasuke had pulled the whole 'you can keep the cookie jar' thing on him before. Which is the reason why Naruto keeps getting into the jar. It's his!! He has all the rights to eat every cookie in it!! He has the right to not share it with anyone!! He has all the rights to have it up there on the fridge with him while everyone had none!!
"Naruto-kun," Hinata said softly. The fox looked at her. "Can you please get down? I don't want you to get hurt."
Naruto smiled at her. As far as Naruto was concern Hinata was a sweet, sweet girl. Not once had she yelled at him or become frustrated with him. Plus he liked it when she patted his head and scratched behind his fox ears.
By the time Sasuke and Kiba figured out they were the only ones in the kitchen, Hinata was sitting on the couch watching TV with Naruto's head lying on her lap as she scratched behind his ears. She giggled at how much of a puppy Naruto acted. Once the two boys went in to the living room, Naruto was fast asleep.
The dog lover sat next to Hinata. "I don't get it," Kiba said. "Why does he listen to you and not us?"
"Because unlike you two, she's gentle with Naruto as if he were a pet which is kinda what he is," someone said from behind the couch. Everyone turned to see a grinning silver haired man.
"Kakashi-sensei, how'd you get into my house?" the Uchiha asked. "And why are you here?"
"Oh you know…the usual," the Jounin in the room shrugged.
"Hn."
Sasuke was well aware of what the 'usual' was. The Hokage may think she's being sneaky on something but she's really not. The Uchiha figured out long ago that she didn't trust him with Naruto so she would send people to check up on the boys and they would report back to her of all the details of what was going on. When will she realize that the Uchiha has no intentions of hurting the blonde? Well…at least not in a dangerous way. and if you don't get what we mean…USE YOUR PERVERTED MIND!!
After Kiba and Hinata left to go on a mission with the rest of their team and Sasuke calming down a sad fox called Naruto once his favorite person wasn't petting him, Sasuke decided to cook something to eat. Though this time he decided to cook for the Jounin unlike the times before when he refused and said that Kakashi wasn't his guest but his 'babysitter' in a way.
Sasuke was stirring food in the pot when he saw Kakashi walk in. "What do you want?" the Uchiha groaned in annoyance. It wasn't that he hated his old sensei, it was just at times the Jounin was more annoying than Naruto.
Kakashi didn't say anything, he just gave him a serious look. Now the Uchiha was starting to worry. He know that Kakashi only got serious when need be, and whatever he had to say must be really important. "Word got out about Naruto's condition…," Kakashi started but couldn't seem to continue for some reason.
"So, it's not like I cant take on anyone who tries to hurt or kidnaps him," Sasuke snorted.
"I don't doubt that, with you being sooo over protective of the little uke." Sasuke could just feel the meaning in that sentence. Oh how he wanted to murder Kakashi right then and there. "But that's not the point." Kakashi became serious again. "The Council thinks that Tsunade made a mistake allowing you to take care of Naruto knowing fully well that the Kyuubi could try to take over like before and cause destruction all over again. They have been discussing the matter of sending Naruto to a mental place."
Cold black eyes flash to angry red. How dare the Council threaten to take Naruto away from him!! Yeah sure Naruto hadn't really improved much since he woke up but it's not like they could do much better!! Heck he was doing the best he could at getting Naruto back to the way he was!! Those damn Council members think it's easy curing someone with amnesia?! Well it's not!! Especially when the person takes on the personality of a damn fox!!
Sasuke was brought out of his inner rant when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked up to see a smiling Kakashi. "Don't fret about it. Tsunade loath you for hurting Naruto but she loves Naruto too much to allow them to send him to some place of unfamiliarity." Sasuke relaxed his clenched hands and his eyes turned back to black. Kakashi began walking out before he stopped at the doorway leading to the living room. "Oh, and one more thing…Naruto is chewing on something."
Sasuke's eyes widened and he ran to the living room. A blonde boy with fox ears was sitting in the middle of the room with a chewed up sandal You know those sandals that they wear in Naruto… hanging out of his mouth looking up innocently at the raven haired man.
Black eyebrows twitched. That was the tenth sandal Naruto has chewed up! The Uchiha was getting really sit and tired of having to buy another pair every hour!! "THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD NARUTO!!!!"
The fox-boy shriek. Puppy-eyes aren't gonna work this time. Time for 'Escape The Terror of Uchiha Without Puppy-eyes'. The plan was simple, make Sasuke so tired that he wont have enough energy to harm the blonde. And the best way to do that is to…run like hell!
The sandal dropped from the boy's mouth as he made a run for the stairs. Sasuke was so close at grabbing Naruto if it weren't for the glass table in the way. Kakashi laughed as sounds of running and things falling to the floor were heard coming from the floor above.
He was sure that Naruto would be able to survive but he doubted Sasuke could survive the fox. Seeing as there was nothing to worry about, Kakashi left with a 'poof'. He was standing in the Hokage's office in front of her desk. She, like always, was a sleep on the pile of papers on the desk. The Jounin tapped her on the head. She shot up giving him a startled look before glaring at him for waking her up.
"So…how did things go?" the Hokage asked curiously.
"Just the usual," Kakashi shrugged. "Naruto getting on the fridge with the cookie jar, Sasuke and/or company trying to get him down; them finding a way and the guest leaving; Sasuke makes dinner for him and Naruto; me telling Sasuke about the Council threatening to take Naruto away…"
"How did that go?" Tsunade interrupted.
"Not really good actually. Sasuke was very pissed. I'm surprised he didn't go to the Council and kill them for threatening to take his precious Naru-chan away from him," Kakashi giggled.
Tsunade sighed. She expected as much. A part of her was starting to believe that Sasuke really does love Naruto. Yeah sure they joke about it saying Naruto was his lover and things like that because the heartless Uchiha was so protective of the blonde ever since the Kyuubi took over about half a month ago. Maybe the heartless Uchiha wasn't as heartless as they thought him to be.
Shaking the thought out of her head, the Hokage asked the Jounin to continue the report. "Well after I told him about the Council and informed him that Naruto was chewing on another sandal of his and Sasuke went chasing after him. Then I left seeing the two might start having hot animal sex."
Tsunade's eye twitched. She was very close into killing the pervert for saying something like that but at the same time she wanted to laugh. Guess there really isn't anything to worry about. Sasuke wasn't going to cause any harm to the fox or let anyone harm him or touch him for that matter.
Kisa: And it's done!!!
Kass: Thank god!
Kisa: Oh you know you liked it!!
Neko: And you couldn't have finished it without me…
Kisa: NEKO-KUN!!!! glomps Neko
Neko: I'm a girl Kisa, '-kun' is for boys
Kisa: So… 'Neko-kun' sounds a lot better than 'Neko-chan'
Neko: sigh whatever…
Kass: Can we get this over with already!!!
Kisa: Please re-
Neko: -view for my life
Kisa: And you get a cookie!!!
