Sexual fetishes
A/N: I am very proud of myself. I started this conversation at my school. A sexual fetish is something that turns you on. Me and three of my guy friends (yes, I was the only girl) told theirs. Mine is somewhere in here. Here's the convo. . .
Me: Hey, I have an idea.
Dylan: Is it something perverted?
Me: Hell yeah!
Pedo-bear: Of course.
Liam: What is it this time?
Me: Bwahaha! Ken, what's your sexual fetis?
Pedo-bear: Great, pick on the pedophile. Hm. Ok, I have a glasses fetish.
Me: That's obvios.
Pedo-bear: I know.
Me: Go Dylan.
Dylan: Why me?
Me: You want Liam to go first?
Liam: What about you?
Me: You figured it out yesterday.
Pedo-bear: People please.
Dylan: Ok, I'll tell you guys. Napa.
All three of us stare at him: What's that?
Dylan: ? You guys don't know what a Napa is?
Me: No. Please tell.
Dylan: Fine. Its snake women.
Me: . . . Really?
Pedo-bear: Liam's turn!
Liam: What about her?
Pedo-bear: Oh, yeah.
Liam: She's a Shotal!
Me: Wrong!
Pedo-bear: That's Marylou's. She is the exact opposite of her!
Dylan: Lollital.
Pedo-bear: Ha! That means you're a pedophile, too!
Me: Not quite. I never did anything. Unlike you, pedophile.
Pedo-bear: It was just one year! Get over yourselves!
Dylan: What's a Lollital?
Me: Eh, boy am I glad Juliette and Alyssa arnet here. . .
Pedo-bear: You don't want me to tell Alyssa or Juliette why?
Me: Because they're innocent!
Dylan: Hey, can someone answer my question?
Liam: Lollital means you like little girls.
Dylan: . . . -stares at me-
Me: Hah. . . I know. I'm weird. But I'm proud!
Dylan: That's what this table is about- Weirdness and sexual conversations!
Me: On second thought, I miss Alyssa and Juliette. . .
Two minutes later. . .
-Alyssa shows up-
Dylan: -iam likes half and half. Ken has glasses. I have Napa. And you're a Lollital.
Alyssa: What's a Lollital?
Me: A genre.
Pedo-bear: Its her sexual fetish.
Me: Shut up, Ken!
Alyssa: What's a sexual fetish?
Me: Don't you dare! This is exacly why I don't want to tell her! She doesn't even know what a fetish is!
Pedo-bear: She's not going to care. . .
Me: Pedophile, prostitute, pervert!
Pedo-bear: That's not true!
Liam: Yes it is.
Pedo-bear: Ok, fine. The pedophile and pevert part are true. Same goes for you.
Me: I'm not a pedo!
Liam: But you're are a pervert. . .
Me: I know that, Liam!
Dylan: I officially love lunch!
Alyssa: Am I invisble or something?
Me: No. We just had to get that over with. What's up?
Alyssa: What's a Lollital?
Me: . . .
To Be Continued. . .
