Sexual fetishes

A/N: I am very proud of myself. I started this conversation at my school. A sexual fetish is something that turns you on. Me and three of my guy friends (yes, I was the only girl) told theirs. Mine is somewhere in here. Here's the convo. . .

Me: Hey, I have an idea.

Dylan: Is it something perverted?

Me: Hell yeah!

Pedo-bear: Of course.

Liam: What is it this time?

Me: Bwahaha! Ken, what's your sexual fetis?

Pedo-bear: Great, pick on the pedophile. Hm. Ok, I have a glasses fetish.

Me: That's obvios.

Pedo-bear: I know.

Me: Go Dylan.

Dylan: Why me?

Me: You want Liam to go first?

Liam: What about you?

Me: You figured it out yesterday.

Pedo-bear: People please.

Dylan: Ok, I'll tell you guys. Napa.

All three of us stare at him: What's that?

Dylan: ? You guys don't know what a Napa is?

Me: No. Please tell.

Dylan: Fine. Its snake women.

Me: . . . Really?

Pedo-bear: Liam's turn!

Liam: What about her?

Pedo-bear: Oh, yeah.

Liam: She's a Shotal!

Me: Wrong!

Pedo-bear: That's Marylou's. She is the exact opposite of her!

Dylan: Lollital.

Pedo-bear: Ha! That means you're a pedophile, too!

Me: Not quite. I never did anything. Unlike you, pedophile.

Pedo-bear: It was just one year! Get over yourselves!

Dylan: What's a Lollital?

Me: Eh, boy am I glad Juliette and Alyssa arnet here. . .

Pedo-bear: You don't want me to tell Alyssa or Juliette why?

Me: Because they're innocent!

Dylan: Hey, can someone answer my question?

Liam: Lollital means you like little girls.

Dylan: . . . -stares at me-

Me: Hah. . . I know. I'm weird. But I'm proud!

Dylan: That's what this table is about- Weirdness and sexual conversations!

Me: On second thought, I miss Alyssa and Juliette. . .

Two minutes later. . .

-Alyssa shows up-

Dylan: -iam likes half and half. Ken has glasses. I have Napa. And you're a Lollital.

Alyssa: What's a Lollital?

Me: A genre.

Pedo-bear: Its her sexual fetish.

Me: Shut up, Ken!

Alyssa: What's a sexual fetish?

Me: Don't you dare! This is exacly why I don't want to tell her! She doesn't even know what a fetish is!

Pedo-bear: She's not going to care. . .

Me: Pedophile, prostitute, pervert!

Pedo-bear: That's not true!

Liam: Yes it is.

Pedo-bear: Ok, fine. The pedophile and pevert part are true. Same goes for you.

Me: I'm not a pedo!

Liam: But you're are a pervert. . .

Me: I know that, Liam!

Dylan: I officially love lunch!

Alyssa: Am I invisble or something?

Me: No. We just had to get that over with. What's up?

Alyssa: What's a Lollital?

Me: . . .

To Be Continued. . .