Rebecca chambers was at the university of smart people, she was a very gifted and talented individual she was also smart she had an iq of 100 which made her really super smart cuz 100 is like 100/100 so she was infinite smarts (like Stevin Hawk king). She walked down the hall past some smart people they wasn't ad smart as she on the smart spectrum but they were pretty dang close so they were kinda smart too I guess. She went to her super duper smart guy office which made her special it even had her name. She entered the room and was surrounded by smart air, it made her even smarte. She sat at her desk and did a clicking click and typeity type titty in her computer, she searched Google how to cure the gay virus. Suddenly the door opened and a big stinky doo doo came in. Oh no it was a dumb dumb rebecca thot. She picked up her anti stupid bricks and tossed them at the dummy. "Go away stinky" she said. The brick hit the stupid and he cried and ran away. The ceiling broke and some gay people came into the office. They were dressed up like secret agents (they looked cool and had machine guns) "Rebecca chamber you need to stop searching on how to cure the xxx virus" they said aiming their Remington 870 machine guns at her. She stared at them and said "YOU CAN'T HURT ME I'M SO SMART I CAN'T BE SHOOTED" she said as she used her brain power to put up an anti bullet barrier. They shot. "Oweie" she said "I guess I wasn't smart enough" suddenly Chris Redfield jumped into the office through a window. "IS THAT YOU REBECCA" he said watching the girl bleed out to death. She looked at the man and paused. A few minutes later she said "it's me Chris" and died. She was about to turn gay. (This is so sad plz leave a review if this made you cry). Chris wasn't about to let the xxx virus into Rebecca so he pulled out his gun a ppk sniper rifle and shot Rebecca. The bullet he shot at her had a cure developed by himself because the air made Chris smart enough to come up with a cure but that only that once time then he forgot because one of the bullets fired by the gay people destroyed the ac so the smartness wore off. (:c) "that was tasty" Rebecca said her life bar going from gay to fine. The gay dissapeared from her body and soon some faggots broke into the smart office and ate the soldier people :c. Chris kissed rebeeca on the head and slapped her face to make sure the gay was all out of her system. "Ow Ow OwO that hurt" Rebecca cried shedding a few liquid tears. Chris chuckled "I know I had to make sure you were ok, so anyway whats the deal with all the faggots" he said helping the lady to her feet. "Well you see the xxx virus is turning everyone into raging homosexuals, and we have to find a way to cure it otherwise the entrie united states will be gay, and we dont want to be like canada" CHRIS GASPED "We cant let anyone else turn homo or ill hold myself responsible" he said like aman "I invented the cure just now but i forgoted how to make it" rebecca just looked depressed "Damn it….we are so doomed!" she pulled out a colt .45 m1911 shotgun and pointed it at her head "IF I THE SMARTEST BEAN IN THE WORD CANT CURE THE GAY THEN NO ONE ELSE CAN" she pulled the trigger Rebbeca died i think. Chris cried. A gay man came up behind him and bit his ass. "OOF" chris yelled taking out his knife he threw it at the gay man but it missed and bounced off a mirror and hit him in the eye, he was blinded by the blade "OH NOOOOO I CANT C" he scremed "WHATS THE POINT IN BEING ALIVE IF I CANT SEE AND IM TURNING GAY" he ran into a wall "ouch" he fell over onto a grenade and his butt clenched and pulled the pin out and things went boom boom. He actually didnt blow up though he just shit himself and it stank. Really bad. The gay people ran away because they dont liek poop. The grenade was a dud and did not workie. Chris was now blinded and turning gay and he didnt know what to do to save himsefl it was really sad and depressing but also courages. Chris used his echolocation powers to find the computer and he typed into google how to see and clicked the wikihow page. He asked the dead body of rebbeca i think to read out loud for him cuz he couldnt see the words. She was dead and couldnt read. Everything chris knew was a lie and he just wanted to kill himself. But he did not. He had to prevail. "I DUN NUT WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he screeched into the heavens a bird flew down the broken window and pooped on his head. WEKSER Did a summer salt and smoked a blunt while entering the room "LOOKS LIKE CHRISSY SISSY NEEDS HELPIE" he said in a cool voice he took his sunglasses off and gave them to chris "use these stupid" suddenly chris could see again it was like magic 'WEKSER!" chris gasped he was shook to see him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" he said shooked. Wesker tossed his blunt and stepped on it "ha, I thought you would ask me " he pulled out his Sam Err Eye's Edge and pointed it at rebecca and shooted she was alive again! yay ! chris was happy. Wesker smiled. He left. Rebeeca got up and huggeed chris "YOU SAVE ME" she said kissing his lip "ew chris said" he was starting to feel a bit gayer "OH…..OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" rebecca gasped. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN the endd of chapsticvk 3. :3c
AN: I THINK I AM GETTING BETTER AT THIS WHOLE WRITING THIN
