(I don't own pokemon- I do have each of these pokemon. I don't own the rights to them, which sounds confusing. Screw this, I want coffee!)

I recalled everyone, gave Vita and Ichigo's pokeball to Birch, and deposited everyone in the PC. I chose Hiromi, Slithe, Saorise, (my Celebi), Kalisha (Suicune), Tajia (Jirachi), and Faris. I gave them to Birch, and then withdrew Jet, (Latios), Iorek, (Raikou), and Europa, my Entei.

I winced. I had raised them to the max friendship level in the game... and Ichigo had known me, called me 'mommy'. So I opened the pokeballs.

Hiromi and Slithe immediately began attempting to kill each other.

"Damnit." Harley muttered. I sighed, and ran my hand through my hair. "Well, I should've seen it coming..."

Europa and Iorek both began racing around the room, speeding to the point of being streaks of color. Jet went over to Ichigo, and those two had a happy reunion. Kalisha, Saorise, and Tajia stayed with me.

"Goodness." Saorise observed wryly. "I do believe we're all going to die." I shook my head. "Damn it... HIROMI!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "STOP!!" He did.

"Lucy?" He floated down, and set his chin on my head. "Lucy." I gaped. "So, Hiro-hiro, let me get this straight. You destroy poor Birch's lab, and that's all you can say?!" He nods.

I look up. "I can't believe it." I hug him. I feel him rising up. "Hiromi!" I screech. He sighs. "Do not worry. Climb on my back. We are going to fly." I do as he asks, and with a flip of his tail, he soars outside. Birch and Harley stare in amazement. The fighting calms, as everyone stops to watch Hiromi and I.

He soars above Littleroot, in the clouds. Which are cold and wet. Shivering, I grip his scales, as he flips, rolls, and dives.

"H-hiromi!" I gasp. "...I cuh-can't breathe!" He nods, and dives down, slicing the air in two. We land.

"Well, that stopped everyone from killing each other." Saorise noted. I nodded, and collapsed, gripping Hiromi's side. Harley rushed over.

"Are you okay?" I glared at him, and cold-cocked him, screaming, "WHAT DO YOU THINK, DIPSHIT?!" He blinked. "Oh... sorry." I sighed. "Forget it." We headed back inside, recalling everyone.

We left Birch with about twenty Legendaries. He attempted to 'fangirl' hug me, but I ran like hell before he could. As we walked to Oldale, Harley looked at me. "So, have you chosen the pokemon you're taking with you? Preferably something that can fly; we need to get to Slateport in time for contests."

I thought. "Hmm..." Once we headed into the pokemon center, I looked at the PC. Every one of my pokemon was there. I decided to take a few of the baby pokemon I had just hatched, and a few others; I could always switch, since Birch was thrilled to study my pokemon, obviously.

I went to the PC. Dresden and Azrael were obvious choices; I loved those two. "Four more..." I murmured, ignoring the trainers staring at my pokemon on-screen. Bad idea. They began muttering to each other about the girl with a shining Umbreon.

I picked Sophonax, a Charmander I had just hatched, Shuka-Rin, Haushinka, and... I thought of one more. "Hmmm..." I sighed. I scrolled through, until I decided on Zero. I loved him. Setting their pokeballs safely in my bag, I met Harley outside.

"We can't fly. But," I grinned, and brandished Zero's pokeball. "Thank you for choosing Zero Airlines. We hope—"

"A fire pokemon can get us across the water." Harley finished. I shrugged. "You wanna get there in time or not?" He nodded hurriedly. I threw out his pokeball.

"Zero!" He woofed happily, and licked me. "...Ew. Okay, so... Zero, we need to get to Slateport. Can you take us?" He woofed again, shaking his head.

"Great." I thought of Haushinka. "Shinks!" I called her out. "Can you get us to Slateport, please?" She nodded. "Woot!" I climbed on, helping Harley up.

As we sped off, I asked him, "Is there anything that can get us to be able to talk to them?!" He shrugged. "I think so... Translators are available in most shops, so, yeah." I sighed, and laid down on Haushinka's warm back.

"I'm so happy..." I murmured. "Why?" Harley sat up, looking quizzical. "You don't get it... well, let's just say my life was pretty shitty back in Jersey." He nodded.

"Oh. So, will you tell me?" I blinked. 'He's blunt, I'll give him that.' I shook my head, and sighed. "Later, okay? I promise. Now, I just wanna sleep." He sighed, and nodded.

I leaned over Haushinka's flank, and observed the water. I sighed in happiness. This was so. COOL. I curled up, and fell asleep.