Kickin it one shots: The Action Movie
Scene One:
The camera shows a large building that reaches for the sky. The building is surrounded by police cars and officers barking orders into their radios. Kim is wearing a headset and looks worried...
Kim: Jack can you hear me? What's happening in there?
The scene rapidly disolves and we find Jack exploring empty offices...suddenly his eyes widen in terror and he speaks into the headset that he is wearing...
Jack: Holy shit Kim I've found it! Looks pretty standard, set on a digital timer...
We hear Kim's voice come over the headphones...
Kim: How much time do you have?
Jack: About five and a half minutes...
Kim: Okay Jack, don't mess around in there, get the hell out.
Jack: No, I think I can do this. There's only two wires.
Kim: Shit Jack forget about the heroics and just get the hell out of there! I do NOT want to be scraping your body off the sidewalk in five and a half minutes time!
Jack: Actually it's more like four minutes now...
Kim: Cut the crap! Get out of there! NOW!
Jack: I can't. I'd never make it out in time. I'm on the fifteenth floor.
Kim: Shit!
Jack: You're tellin' me!
Kim: Okay, okay what colour are the wires? We'll get you out of there don't worry.
Jack wipes the perspiration from his forehead as he stares at the timer. It is down to two and a half minutes and dissapearing fast...
Jack: Red and green.
Kim: Okay. Just hold on.
Jack: Oh don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
Scene Two:
The camera is back outside and we watch as Kim makes a mad dash across the pavement...
Kim: Jerry! Jerry where are you!
Jerry steps out of one of the police cars wearing a jacket that says BOMB EXPERT.
Jerry: What is it? Did something happen to Jack? Hey don't worry babe, you've got a shoulder to cry on right here ANY time you need it.
Jerry tips Kim a wink.
Kim: No you idiot! Jack is trapped inside! There's a bomb and two wires, he needs to know which one to cut!
Jerry: Oh...he should definately cut the red one. Always the red one. Go on, tell him to cut the red one.
Kim: You sure?
Jerry: Sure as I'll ever be!
Kim: (into her headset) Jack did you hear that? Go red! Go red!
Scene Three:
Jack stands over the bomb holding his trusty swiss army knife. He heard Jerry's advice over the headset, but something just didn't quite gel with what he had said. The clock on the bomb now read less than a minute, seconds ticking quickly away. Slowly Jack moves his hand down towards the two coloured wires and cuts...
...The red one. The numbers on the bomb stop counting down and it beeps loudly before they begin a sudden decent downwards, the numbers changing too quickly to see...
Jack: Wait a second! How did Jerry know which wire to cut when I never even told him the choices? This was a set-up!
Suddenly an explosion tears through the building. Debris is thrown in every direction and those outside have to duck for cover. Kim screams and turns in Jerry's direction just in time to see their smile fade.
Kim: YOU set that bomb didn't you! You set him up! You son of a bitch!
Kim grabs at the gun at her waist and draws it out, levelling it on Jerry's head.Kim: And now...you'll pay...
Jerry: Nooooooo!
Kim pulls the trigger and the muzzle of the gun lights up. The bullet tears through Jerry's head and leaves a bloody smear on the ground. In the distance we see a figure crawling out of the rubble...it is Jack...Kim turns and sees him clawing his way free and runs madly towards him.
Kim: Jack you're alright! Oh thank God you're alright!
And so it ends...as do they all, with our hero surviving a ridiculously fatal explosion and, as always, getting the girl who he will undoubtably ravage in bed that very night despite the fact that third degree burns will be covering at least 90% of his body...
Kim: Why did you stay there when I told you to get out?
Jack: (Looks up and smiles) I'm sorry. I just wanted to be the hero...
Kim: Well as punishment...no sex for you tonight.
...Well okay, maybe I was wrong this time.
Undoubtably, this is...THE END. Roll credits.
