Question Vexen Chapter 3
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From: Ilixelm
Suurre...-cough- Liar! -cough- Amnyway...a glomp is like a seriously
Big painful hug, did I mention your REALLY bony. -poke, poke- Sorry...this
is WAY too much fun! Can I help you with your lastest experiment? PLEASE?!
-double
blinks- Wait a minute...am I an experiment...since Daddy said something
alongs
the lines of 'Vexen can do amzing things with science'
...Am I a success? I can control things with Voodoo -nod, nod-
Love,
Ilix.
P.S can I call you 'Uncle Vexie?'
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Dear Ilix,
Um…another interesting factoid to add to my repository of knowledge, and a useful one, I'm sure, if I'm going to continue this job.
No. And don't poke me
Erm…ask your fathers. It's their business to tell you
Yes.
Sincerely,
Vexen
P.S. NO!
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From: CallistoCat
Dear Vexen,
I have to give you some respect first of all, my cunning friend (you're my
favorite after Saix). So... hugs you
On with the questions:
-What do you Lexeaus, and Zexion do to pass the time down in the
Basement?
-Have you ever made clones of the other members?
-Have you ever considered completely freezing Axel's room as payback?
-Boxers or breifs? (sorry, but its an inevitable question)
Thank you, love!
Sincerely,
CallistoCat
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Dear CallistoCat,
Thank you, ma'am. It's always nice to be respected. However, I may have to start charging for hugs like Zexion.
-Cook, have discussions, plot things, spar, experiment (in my case,) read (in their cases)
-No. The Riku Replica was my first and only clone. I have however cloned Dusks and Creepers.
-More than considered, ma'am, done. Multiple times.
-Is it any of your business?
Sincerely,
Vexen
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From: Vixen (russanodrey)
Dear Vexen,
shifty eyes Maybe... foams at the mouth
ANYWAYS!
Why do you wear your hair so long?
Since you won't give me toast, can I have some ice cream?
Do you like cookies?
Are you sure I can't blow something up?
Vix
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Dear Vixen,
Because I like it that way.
…Sure. But not the ice flavored. That's mine. Any other flavor is $15.00 a cone.
Some kinds…like the chocolate chip ones Zexion bakes. Those are very tasty.
Perhaps we could work out a deal…you could blow something up (not inside my lab of course, maybe in…say Axel's room??) and I could run some tests on you to test the effects of rabies on humankind…if indeed you are human??
Sincerely,
Vexen
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From: Cygna-hime
Dear Vexen,
Will you marry me?
How about if I bring as dowry Axel's head on a plate? Or all of him for use in scientific experiments. Whichever you prefer.
With love,
Cygna
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Dear Cygna,
No.
But if you brought me Axel's head…or better yet his entire body AND his severed head…we could possibly work out some sort of…deal?
Love,
Vexen
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From: Scylla Desdemonia Ophelia
Vexen, I've just a few questions, purely scientific of course, bothering you
with drivel would be nonsensical.
One: On the hypothesis that Nobodies don't age, and therefore shouldn't grow,
why is it that when comparing a picture of Xehanort and then Xemnas,
the two have physically different changes, i.e. longer hair?
Two: A heart is a ... metaphorical description of ones soul, right? You don't literally mean to rip open someones rib cage, and take out their
still-beating heart, correct?
Three: And on the topic of hearts, would you be terribly upset if you never
received one? A heart only brings guilt and regret to actions in the name of
science.
(P.S. I don't care what anyone says, you're my favorite Organization
member. And your hair is fabulous. )
--S.D.O.
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Dear Scylla,
Very in-depth and challenging questions. I shall answer to the best of my ability
One: I had my own thoughts about the subject, and after extensive research, I realized that a Nobody and its Other are not exactly alike. The differences can range from anything as minor as the hair-length you noticed to the more drastic differences such as different hair/eye color. My theory is that a Nobody's resemblance to its Somebody is based on how long the Other was a Heartless. Roxas, whose Other Sora was a Heartless for only a very short period of time, has several notable differences (blonde hair). Whereas Xemnas, as Xehanort never returned from Heartless form, greatly resembles his Other.
Two: Ah, a topic that confounds us even today. I believe that we must have some substitute of the physical organ the heart, or how would we breathe? However the hearts Xemnas wishes for are—by my observations—the physical incarnation of the metaphor you mentioned, (the incarnation being those pink glowing hearts seen rise from defeated Heartless)
Three: I haven't really thought about it. I focus on my research really. If I never got a heart—I don't think I would regret, because unlike the others (Axel, Xemnas) I don't remember emotion very well.
(P.S. Thank you)
Sincerely,
Vexen
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From: Chibi Inuyasha Lover 4ever
Dear Vexen- oh god, NOT YOU TOO! Where has this author stuffed you? In
The cutlery cabnit? In the basement? In the fridge? (XD)
As much as I pity you for being locked up, it DOES guarantee my
safety... Anywho:
1) Have you ever tried spelling Lexaeus' name backwards? I think you'd
Like it...
2) Do yaoi/yuri (gay/lesbian loving) fans scare you?
3) I KNOW WHY YOU CONTROL ICE! Do you? (Ex Eve, yeah, I know I'm a
Genus -shot-)
4) Whats your favorite food? (I'm not going to automatically assume it
Has something to do with ice, I mean, that would be the same as asking
Xaldin if he eats knives for breakfast!)
5) What's my favorite word? It begins with f and ends in uck. If you
say what I think you'll say, I'll march right over there and slap you.
6) Do you like toast?
7) Do you ever get cold? You control ice and all, but, curiosity will
Never be cured (cats are screwed)
8) What was the largest mess that ever occured in the lab?
9) What color are your eyes? No offense, but you scare me a little and I don't want to look oo;; (don't think it's just you, I plan on asking
Saix and Larxene the same question)
10) Have you ever actually played Kingdom Hears: Chain of Memories? (I hear Axel does, and he keeps loosing to himself)
11) Your shield is so dull, yet it stands out in a way. Ever tried washing it over with dilute/watery black paint? It will look more like ice cold waterinstead of dull blue, if you ask me.
12) Can you use photoshop? (I have NO idea where that came from)
Hope you can survive the trauma of being locked up, 'cause trust me,
you'll be there for a while!
Lots of ...uh... sincerity?
CIL4 (My name sounds like an explosion? Could it be? -Carbon, Iodine,
Lithium4-)
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Dear CIL4,
Don't worry. Sofri treats me very kindly and allows me free run of her lair, providing I don't conduct any experiments in her library.
As for the answers:
No, but Zexion told me about it. Sue Axel—I find that amusing.
Depends. Yuri fans aren't bad, and yaoi fans are tolerable as long as the yaoi does not involve me.
I control ice because it was the element given to me by the Superior upon becoming a Nobody. I have no clue what you're talking about.
But it does…popsicles!! Especially Strawberry. Also Zexion's chocolate chip cookies can be pretty yummy.
Firetruck. Demyx has asked me that many times.
If it's burnt, no. If it's cooked correctly, yes
I feel the sensation of cold, but I enjoy it, and I never get frozen. (We have /some/ resistance to our element. How do you think Axel's hair stays that way??)
When Axel, Demyx, and Roxas—I have no idea where they got this idea—crept up behind me and yelled "HELLOOO VEXEN!" I dropped a beaker and blew up my unstable experiment. They were punished, but I've been begging Superior since to ban them permanently from the lab.
Gray/blue.
No. Some of us don't have that much spare time
I like my shield the way it is, thanks!
We didn't have computer in the Castle that Never Was, so I didn't really learn. But Sofri lets me use her computer sometimes, and I'm learning.
Sincerely, Vexen
