Chapter 1 for disclaimer.
I have been praised about my good work on these two chapters, so here comes number 3!
Chapter 3 Clay
After Kimiko carts Raimundo's dead body off the stage, Clay appears.
Clay: All right, now, where is my all-you-can-eat buffet?
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…Clay: So, where is my buffet?
There is none.
Clay: What! I'm madder than a rattlesnake in labor getting stepped on!
What the…What? Whatever… Clay, he stole his hat from the CIA.
Clay: No I didn't! I got this from my daddy!
A bunch of CIA people ride in on little motorized scooters. They all taze Clay with those little tazer thingies. After a while, he gets up.
Clay: Ow… What the heck?
Clay, he copies similes, metaphors, and personifications from Larry the Cable Guy.
Clay: What?!
Larry: I'm madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill!
Larry the Cable Guy gets his grandma to do a pile drive on Clay. Of course, they leave after a while.
Clay: Man, that woman's scarier than Harry Manlo wearing a dress carrying a box of rubbers!
Ha! Told you! Clay, all yours with just 3 easy payments of 40 dollars!A bunch of girls get on stage, holding their purses and having a fistful of dollars (not the movie)
Girls (in unison): I want Clay! No, I want him! He's mine! NO, HE'S MINE!
The girls grab a stunned Clay and run off, leaving a pile of money.
Now you know Clay, the CIA's hat stealing, Larry the Cable Guy line copying guy that is all yours for just 3 easy payments of 40 dollars.
There you go! Chapter 3! Next up is Kimiko!
