Our Life

Chapter 3: The 2nd, 3rd, and 4th?

Rory and Logan went immediately to Stars Hollow the next morning--- not so early that Lorelai was still sleeping. In fact, she was at Luke's, on her twelfth cup of coffee when Rory and Logan entered.

"Hi, mom!" Rory greeted her mother.

"Hi, hon," Lorelai said as she turned towards the couple in surprise.

"Mom," Rory squealed excitedly.

"Rory," Lorelai returned Rory's squeal.

"Logan and I are engaged!"

"Really? How exciting!!" Lorelai replied with great enthusiasm. "When did you propose, Logan?"

"Last night, I took Rory to an empty park and we ate so many different desserts."

"Why didn't you invite me?" Kirk cut in, "I love dessert, and I could have gotten away from Kirk the 2nd, Kirk the 3rd, and Kirk the 4th."

"Kirk the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th?" Logan questioned.

"My cat, dog, and toucan."

"You have a toucan?" Lorelai asked.

Yes, Kirk the toucan is evil. He bit my nose." Kirk said, clutching his nose, "Here, take the picture I have in my wallet. It's to painful to have that evil toucan in my pocket."

Luke was the next to speak, "Kirk, that's not a toucan!! It's a parrot!"

"Oh, well then, he's an evil parrot." Kirk said, not feeling the least bit embarrassed. "I guess I'll go tell him that he's not a toucan anymore." And with that, Kirk left. He returned in a few minutes with a parrot pecking on his neck.

"Get Kirk the 4th off of me! He's evil! Evil!"

"Kirk! You can not come in my diner for a month!" Luke shouted as most of his customers that were tourists ran outside either in fear of the bird, or Kirk. Once Luke calmed the bird, he led him and Kirk outside--- for a month.