THE DAY I KILL THE PRESIDENT

BY JAY ALLEN/HORROS

CHAPTER THREE THE WARE-HOUSE

The thing came out of the darkness. It was like an earthquake, the floor was rumbling like hell, and all I could think about was cats. Lets look inside my head for a moment and get away from this horror.

Tom came through the door and saw his cat sitting there. "How are you today Mr Cat?" He said.

The cat said "Meow."

"Somebody's hungry."

"Meow."

"Here you go Mr Cat."

"Meow."

"Stop that Mr Cat."

"Meow."

Tom drop-kicked the cat out the wndow... Woops that was a bit violent, ok then back to the story.

It was a big machine with a mechanical claws, it was that guy. I forget his name, ah well.

"Howdy." I said

"How did you find me?"

"The burger king told me, and you left a note, and bread crumbs, and a map, also a packed lunch."

"Yeh I remember now."

"So is this the part where we fight."

"I think so."

"Ok."

The robot ran at me and swung its claw. I flipped and ran up a pole while loading my gun. It blasted a rocket at me. I jumped back and shot the rocket which made an explosion. The robot ran through the fire, its shoulder first. I did the matrix and and lifted my stick from my back and jammed it in its right foot. The robot fell down and hit some rope, snapping them, the robot hit the ground and the guy slid out, a metal pillar fell on his left arm. "Well that's him dead fo' sho'."

"Not so fast!"

The guy was getting up, ripping his am off.

"When you shot me I lost all feeling in my left arm."

"Woops! Does this mean more action?"

"Ummmm... yes."

"Dam! Fine, just hand me my stick."

"No this is a fist to fist fight."

"Fine."

I ran at top speed at him. He tripped me and hit me in the head. Bastard!

Horros: Um are you allowed to swear in a T? Oh well...

I kicked him from the ground, he went into a pole. I jumped up and hit him in the face and smashed his skull open. That was fast. KO! Wait, this is not a computer game. Now to find my cluedo………….. and Squid. There were three doors, one said super fun happy slide, the other die a horrible death, and the last one live. So I chose the only option; super fun happy slide! I ran in the door and was stabbed to death.

Horros: woops not the best door to take. But it sounded fun! Lets go back.

This time I took live. That could only mean one thing, live hen eating. I went in the door and got my head split open.

Horros: Dam it!!!!

This time it would have to be die. I burst into the door and there was my cluedo. Yay cluedo! Wait and Squid, my good friend Squid… dam German! Boo dis boo!

"Now tell me what you know about the Government and that flying thing."

"Ok... it was a long time ago, about two days, The government told me I was German."

Horros: Good dam it.

"They told me Germans where good spy's and that we were all going to die, they were going to blow earth up and start new on Mars. They told me that the UFO's..." Squid blew up blasting me back on the ground. They will pay for this they will pay! I thought.

Horros: Well if you say that I'm crazy that will happen to you kids. Wa hah ha ha hah!

I stood up I ran over to the stairs just right of the doors, I ran, ran, ran, ran lot of running... I hate running.

I got up half way and fell down again. Six hours later I got to the top on the building. There was a room full with computers. I heard a noise in the corner, I looked, there was a German guy in a cage.

Horros: God dam it not another German guy

!Warning! This is not true, not all Germans are like this, not all are in cages, apart from that guy, that guy, and maybe that guy.