i ish verey happy! i have reviews! so i will try and put in your guy's ocs, and no i shall not check my grammar! it takes to much time in my supershort day...

"so.. saori you're human now right?" i reapeted.

"whats it to you?" he snapped.

i sighed and looked towards itachi

the said uchiha nodded to afirm my question.

"How come someone younger than you is the mature?" alex yawned

" 'cuz the bastard has no idea how to have fun." deidara muttered.

kisame covered his mouth trying to hide his laughs.

"you know i expected you guys to be you know more... threatening" alex said, still yawning...

i looked over at kakuzu, his mask was missing.

truth be told i really don't like him.

inside jamie's mind-

kakuzu is the uglyiest person i've ever seen.

his eyes looked blood shot like he had been drinking to much.

i hated his stiches and all of that greasy hair.

even his hight seemed off.

evey fucking thing about him repulesed me.

in reality-

"jamie" alex yelled

i brushed her hand away from my face

she looked over at kakuzu who seemed to radiate murderous intent.

i gulped and looked over to my raven haired freind,

"did i say all of that out loud?" my voice was shaking but i failed to stutter.

kakuzu stod up and pointed finger at me,

"YOU DID AND GUESS WHAT? NOW IM GOING TO SHOW YOU UGLY!"

he sauntered over to me and raised his fist back behind his head.

DING-DONG

"talk about saved by the bell" kisame hhuffed.

i rubbed the brige of my nose and got up to see who it was

the doorbell rang again just as i pulled it open.

one of my best freinds, roybn, was crouching in front of the doorbell her finger hovering over it.

"roybn" she looked up at me after ringing it once again, "the door has already been opened.

the red headed girl smirked and rang the door bell a final time before walking inside.

"ermm, kay"i muttered.

"so jay why are their cosplayers in your -OMJ THAT ONE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY DEI-DEI-KUN!"

roybn tackeled the ex-terroist onto the floor and nuzzled his neck.

i looked over at alex who was rolling around the floor just as was kisame.

i rolled my eyes and went to sit over by pien.

i giggled and leaned in to whisper in his ear.

"my pain is greater than yours"

the gingered hair man shreiked and fell off the couch.

i swear the room went silent.

no even the wind made a sound.

i blinked at the akatsuki who were starning at there 'oh-so-brave-leader'.

deidara cracked a smile and slid out from under his fangirl to laugh at pein.

soon the whole room was laughing.

"wow i feel so mary-sue right now" alex chuclkeled.

her chuckles aren't sweet and girly, they are dark and creepy as fuck!

im serious this one time we were at the mall in front of spencers.'thus kid was about to go in and all she had to do was chuckle.

the kid just walked away and stared at us like we were demons or somthing... well we probaly are.

kisame smacked alex and the back sending her face planting into the floor.

again silence.

alex pushed off of the floor and turned to face kisame.

".dead."

let me offer a translation!

kisame: *playfully hits alex*

alex:*falls*

kisame: ...

alex: i will rip out your dick and use it to make thread that i will sew your eyes open with, and from there will will be strapped to a chair and forced to watch 10 hours of the numa-numa guy.

yeah it kinda like the 'hn' languege but slighty longer.

alex pov

i growled at kisame and made clawing motions with my hand.

the uchiha noticed this and ALMOST smiled.

see how i emphized almost?

yeah well instead he...

itachi smirked and walked over to kisame.

he whisperred something in the shark man's ear and kisame started to choke.

"NO!" i yelled.

hey kisame may have been a shark dude that killed for a hobby and i had just met, but i felt like i had know him for all of my life.

i tackled itachi and grabbed my moms law book from the coffe table.

"LEAVE *smavk* MY *smack * FISHY-KUN*smack* ALONE!"

i was about to drop the book on his head when a certian bomber grabbed my wrist.

i felt the hand mouths tonge run across the vein cluster and shreiked.

the book flew into the blond's face just as the uchiha reared up.

i heard glass break and a childish shreik

"SEMPIA! TOBI SAVED YOU IS TOBI A GOOD BOY?"

oh. shit...

horray for cliff hangers!

me:sori do the disclaimer!

sasori:kat does not own any of the akatsuki charecters or any thing realated to them.

me:THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!

sasori...

me: see i have this sasori wristband! *holds out arm* see!

sasori :*sweatdrops* tune in next time or whatever... *scoots away from kat*

me: don't be scarred i wont hurt you... very much

- thanks to for her oc roybn and if u want an oc in here then fill this out and put it in a review!-

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