Crazy Wedding

Chapter 3: Traveling Time!!

After a big hot meal that Sora made with a mixture of gravy, boats, goat milk, rabbit pellets, antelope wastes and grapes, Sora, Kairi, and Riku all got into the gummi ship and took off in a flash. Riku was driving, while the engaged couple sat in the back seats.

"Are we there yet?" Sora asked bluntly.

"Nope, not yet…" Riku replied, which they just left their island.

"How about now?"

"No…"

"How about now?"

"No…"

Kairi rubbed her forehead gently and got out her pink ipod nano and listened to "The Who". She listened to some of their classic songs while Sora asked the same question over and over again every two seconds.

"How about now…"

"OH MY GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY!!!" Riku shouted very loudly. He shouted so loud that the pine scent fell off of the super Gummi mirror.

"You dropped the…"

"Pick it up, Sora…"

Kairi had no clue what was going on. Instead, she took out a remote control and a flat screen TV came down from the ceiling. Just in time for the new episode of CSI! The theme song played, also by "The Who", and Kairi sang along, turning down her ipod nano. Riku and Sora kept arguing about the travel while Kairi watched a lady's leg get cut off.

"Guys, shut up! I think Jeff killed Maria!"

Riku and Sora stared at Kairi, who was watching some CSI person take out Maria's intestines. Sora looked disgusted and changed the channel to Nick Jr.

Blue's Clues was on!

"Yes, I love this show! Oh, this is the episode how to cool yourself if you're frustrated! Let's see if I remember the steps…oh yeah, I remember! Stop…breathe…and think!"

"Hey, they were about to solve the crime! Maybe it was a suicide!"

Riku sighed and got out his green ipod nano and listened to Greenday.

"If we're getting married, we can't fight every stinking day! Riku, which TV program is better? CSI: or Blue's Clues?"

"I couldn't care less…" Was Riku's reply…

"Wait, Kairi, we're getting married!!!???"

"Guys, shut up already! I'm trying to listen to "When September ends"…"

"So, you're telling ME to be quiet! Just great, Riku!" Kairi pouted. Now Kairi and Riku were the ones fighting. Sora grabbed his blue ipod nano and listened to his favorite song, Barbie girl. After a long two hours, the group of teenagers reached their destination at last.

"Hey, look, there's Hollow Bastion, or Radiant Garden, whatever that place is called!" Sora looked out his side of the window.

"Finally, I thought I would lose my voice for good!" Kairi said looking out her side of the window.

"Why were you about to lose your voice?" Sora asked. He was very oblivious now. I guess, the loud "Aqua" music was blasting through not only his ears, but also his brain.

"Land, here we come!" Riku flew down the gummi ship onto the world. Once they landed, they looked around at Radiant Garden/Hollow Bastion.

"This place is really cleaned up…" Sora looked around to see once scattered materials gone or organized.

"I guess we won't be needing this background music anymore…" Riku grabbed behind a box and turned off a small CD player that was playing Hollow Bastion's main theme music. Everything was now silent. The three teens walked towards Merlin's house. They kept walking until a huge heartless came in front of them!

"Eeew, it's so gross looking!" Kairi squealed as she jumped on Sora's head in fear.

"Time to fight!" Riku said getting out a random stick. But, Yuffie Kisaragi popped out of the heartless's mouth. The three screamed like scared dinosaurs, but Yuffie was laughing and grinning widely.

"Yuffie, the heartless ate you alive!" Sora screamed. Kairi and Riku got out baseball bats and clobbered him.

"Idiot, Yuffie scared us to think that heartless were still roaming around Hollow Bastion!" Kairi said.

"Heehee, I got you guys good too! I have something else that'll crack me up hysterically!"

"Whatever you are planning next…it won't be funny for me…"

"Come on, Donald, Goofy and everybody else are waiting at Merlin's place! Here, I'll show my next idea for myself to laugh!" Yuffie went over to a garage and opened the door; it slowly rose as the scary music from "Jaws" played.

"Sora, turn the song off your ipod!" Kairi grabbed the ipod nano and stopped the song from playing any longer.

The three turned to see what Yuffie turned on. The three dropped their jaws.

"Are we really going to ride that?" Sora asked excitedly.

"Nope, you get to ride this, even though it's falling apart. Sorry, you guys don't even have a drivers' license yet…"

"DRIVERS' LISENCE!!!!????"

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 4…

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