Summary: A new season is coming, and the 22 campers are going to meet each other once again. But things change as they are having a new host and eight Newbies to join them in an adventure around the world.

Pairings: Courtney/Noah/Katie triangle, Trent/Gwen/Tyler/Lindsay square (possibly), Harold/LeShawna, Geoff/Bridgette, Owen/Izzy, Cody/Susan, possible Leo/Heather.

Warning: some language, cartoon violence and some other surprises

I don't own nothing, except some of the characters i created.

I'm so sorry i delayed, it's just that i had a terrible time trying to think about the basket weaving scene and how to make it work. But here it is. I hope i did a good job.

Aditional Note: Like Mr. Panama Red's Total Drama World Tour: The Animator's Cut, not all the places visited in the canon TDWT are going to be seen, instead some chapters are going to change and the challenges will be a bit different. Let's say he inspired me to write my story in a structure like his. And no, i'm not stealing his idea, because i'll come up with different countries than him. Also, i'm not going to add DJ's curse, because, let's face, it was really stupid idea from the show's writers.


Let's take a few moments to review some of the features of our aircraft. Safety is our number one priority, so please, remain seated with your seat belts fastened at all times. The plane has one exit, located here. As we explore exotic destinations, take time to familiarize yourself with the local architecture. The world is our playground. But remember, refusal to sing will lead to immediate disqualification. When dividing into teams, be sure to give your crew a catchy handle. Upon arrival at our final destination, one lucky competitor will receive a parting gift to remember. Five million dollars! So stoll that carry-on baggage and lock those tray tables in the upright position! We're taking off for one crazy ride! Welcome to Total! Drama! (singing) Woooooorld Tooooour!


(Opening Theme)

Several spotlights and cameras appear out of nowhere, kicking a raccoon from the jet's engine, and then from a suitcase, finishing with a clapperboard clamping down. The camera then rushes through the Total Drama Jumbo Jet's first class and through the cockpit, past Chef Hatchet while Sarousch Luther jumps out of the way.

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,

After flying over the CN Tower, the camera leans down and drops from the sky, passing by a familiar island and landing in a familiar lake.

You guys are on my mind.

Owen is seen underwater, smiling at a fish. The smile then turns into an embarrassed look as he realizes that he has lost his swimming trunks. Above the water, Charlie reels the swimsuit with a fishing rod. He is on a raft along with Noah, Courtney, Katie and Lindsay, looks at what he catches, shakes his head, and casts the swimsuit away.

You asked me what I wanted to be

Noah is seen paddling on a basket canoe alongside Lindsay, Katie and Courtney, who are all arguing. Noah gives an annoyed look, but soon looks in terror as alligators beging swimming around them, leaping into the air repeatedly as they paddle by.

And now i think the answer is plain to see,

The canoe then paddles off-screen and the screen briefly shakes, implying a crash. The camera pans over and shows that the canoe had crashed into an orange inflatable raft, which Duncan is standing on. Duncan gives Noah a glare before his raft starts to sink.

I wanna be famous.

Noah sees the delinquent sink and sighs in relief. He then turns around to glare at the three girls, who all smile sheepishly. The camera then goes up to the sun, with a bright flash transitioning from this scene to the top of the Statue of Liberty.

I wanna live close to the sun,

Leo is helping Heather onto a beam, smirking flirtingly while doing so. Heather simply glares at him. Nearby, Albert is looking at them intently. Then Tyler runs past them with Cody in a baby carriage, until Albert trips him. This causes Cody's carriage to roll right over to the edge, where it crashes into a sign, sending Cody flying out of the carriage, off the statue, and into the Yukon, where he falls into Susan's arms.

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,

Susan seems pleased and hugs Cody into her cleavage, while Cody seems very content.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

A couple feet behind them is Ezekiel, using a map to try and figure out his way home. However, he then notices a polar bear, and drops the map, running off in fear.

I'll get there one day.

The polar bear removes its mask to reveal Izzy, who laughs at her prank, before she is attacked by an angry baby seal, which bites her on the arm, causing her to run off in panic.

'Cause, I wanna be famous!

Elsewhere, in the ocean, DJ and Bridgette are surfing, with Bridgette doing so nonchalantly and even waving at the camera with a smile, while DJ seems a bit nervous. They eventually collide and are knocked off their boards into the water. Geoff then surfs along and waves at the camera.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na NaNa NaNa Na Na!

Faolan and Elisa are then shown crossing a crosswalk together in a city, and then ducking to avoid getting hit by the Jumbo Jet, with Faolan on top of Elisa as he covers her.

The camera then cuts to the top of the plane, where all the contestants are arranged in a human pyramid. Then, the plane is shown flying through several locations, such as Paris, London, and Australia.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

The camera cuts back to the top of the plane, where contestants (still in a human pyramid) are singing the lyrics of the theme song and dancing, with the camera cutting to Owen at the top with Izzy on his shoulder, then Courtney and Heather glaring at each other, then DJ at the bottom right corner, who gets hit in the face by a seagull.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

Then, in the cockpit, an annoyed Chef turns the plane sharply, causing all of the contestants to fall off. While most of them use parachutes (except Cody, who is being held by Susan) and land safely, Tyler falls flat on the ground, while Courtney and DJ land on their rears, with the former looking slightly upset and the latter scared and holding his head. The plane pulls up behind the group, with the season's logo on a piece of metal on the side. As it stops, the piece of metal shifts and slightly falls out of place. Ezekiel then falls flat on his face in front of the group, visibly shocking Noah and Lindsay, and then the theme song ends.

(Whistling: I wanna be, I wanna be famous)


Last we saw from our heroes, the three teams were standing in the desert, just behind the finish line, with two team having their respective animals to mount.

"Wooo, look! Team colors!" Izzy exclaimed as she pointed at her team's mat.

"Why the heck is our mat yellow?" Harold asked indignant "We're not cowards!"

"Harold, this is Egypt, not China, so there's no use in symbolism." Leo said.

"And besides, the yellow in China actually represents completeness and wealth, according to the Five Element Theory" Faolan explained. "You, of all people, should know by now that the yellow in China is in allusion to the Yellow Emperor Huang Di"

"Yeah, relax sugar. That mat's gold 'cause Team Victory's in first place!" LeShawna said confidently-

"You've said it sista!" Nikita replied as she high-fived LeShawna.

"That's right, Leshie!" Jasmine exclaimed, making LeShawna cringe.

Back with Team Amazon, all nine members were getting settled on their camel: Heather on the neck, Gwen and Susan on each of the humps, Charlie and Ezekiel in between the humps, and Cody holding up the rear end. The only ones not settled are Eva, Sadie and Elisa.

"I can't believe Duncan got disqualified just because he won't sing." Gwen said.

"Maybe he can't sing." Heather snarked while smirking.


The scene changes to Duncan sitting in the first class lounge. He was taking a drink while sitting in one of the comfy chairs and was humming It's Flying Time. He may have gotten himself on the chopping line, but singing on national television was something he refused to do and swore to never do, even for a trillion bucks. Because, after all, he still wanted to keep his dignity intact. Suddenly, the door opened to reveal Sarousch, who made confused faces at the punk.

"Were you just-?"

"No"

"Because it sounded like you were..."

"But I wasn't, and I never will"

Sarousch points at his own eyes with two fingers, then points at Duncan, before walking away. Duncan then resumed to drinking his refreshment.


Back with Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool...

"I'm SO glad that you and Linds can be with your boyfriends! You're like, so cute!" Katie cooed, but didn't notice Tyler looking depressed.

"Owen's magic! When he breaths his nose whistles the nation anthem." Izzy said.

We cut to Owen doing just that without using his hands. Team Victory looked at him strangely.

"I can also do that, in fact, in my audition i used my nose to sing the Yankee Doodle anthem" Bridgette added.

"Really? Can you do it Bridge?" Geoff asked.

"Okay, if you insist" Bridgette put both of her index fingers on her nose and began nose-whistling Yankee Doodle. Some of her teammates clapped at that.

"That was awesome babe!"

"Yes Bridgette, that's delightful" Albert complimented, which made Bridgette blush and Geoff mad.


Airplane Bathroom

Albert: Look, i needed to compliment her so she wouldn't suspect that i actually hate that song. Why? Because it was the anthem that those filthy Americans used during the Bunker Hill Battle, not to mention they have the gull to destroy my people's proud empire. The German regime will not be in vain.


A pair of cymbals interrupted their conversation when Chef claps them together as Sarousch had sat on the intern's back, who was struggling from how much balance he didn't have. The host was munching a handful of grapes while another intern was waving a big leaf to give him some breeze.

"You have no idea of how much i adore Egypt. And I'm going love it even more when you complete you second challenge. I call this challenge, The Amazing Camel Race!"

"Where are the other camels?" Harold asked while the camera shifted to the stinky camel.

"There are no other camels." the host responded "It's a camel race not a camels race"

"Yes" Heather exclaimed in triumph.

"What?" Both Leo and Albert exclaimed in outrage while the goat bleated angrily.

"We WON last time!" LeShawna exclaimed angrily while glaring at the host "But the girls get a camel [Cody, Charlie, Ezekiel: HEY!"], the boys get a goat [Lindsay, Courtney, Katie, Izzy: HEY!], and WE get a STICK?"

"Each reward has its advantages. Trust me. You'll be racing to the world's most infamous waterways, The Nile! Each team must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have 1 minute to strategize" Sarousch informed.

Heather had already gotten on the camel, waiting for everybody else to get on it.

"It won't budge," Susan said.

"Move it, people. This is a race." Heather said snappy.

"Uh, hello? It's "Team Amazon." Not "Dictatorship Amazon!"" Elisa reminded Heather in an annoyed way.

"Great" the queen bee grumbled "Well, i'll stop being bossy when you start doing things right!"

Cody, although stationed at the rear, got down and went up to Susan's side of the camel.

"Hey..." Cody said as he got up the camel and faced Susan (well, more like staring at her cleavage) "fancy meeting you here. You're up for a slushie later?"

"Oh gosh Cody. You have no idea of how long i've waited for this." Susan cooed "I've always dreamed of this moment... except you weren't wearing a shirt"

"Yeah, I'm available." Cody chuckled.

"You hear that? That's the sound of girls all over the world, running and rushing just desperate to... lock their doors!" Heather sarcastically remarked at the expense of Cody.

"Heather, show him some respect! You will never be a successful humanitarian if you keep treating people like you're on top of the social hierarchy" Elisa said with a scolding finger.

"Well, sorry to tell you hon, but that's how society works. Deal with it"

"Oh, i'll help YOU deal with it if you don't hurry this beast up!" Eva hollored, scaring Heather before going up to the camel.

"Don't listen to her, Cody. She's just jealous that you have the most fangirls on the show, me included." Susan assured while caressing the tech-geek's face like a baby. Cody chuckled as he felt her soft hand against his skin.

"Anything for you and the ladies. I was born to be humiliated!"


Meanwhile, on Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool, Albert decides that, since he is in a team full of incompetent buffoons (in his opinion, anyway), he decides to encourage them by giving a long-famous speech.

"We need no camel! We have each other! And we are unstoppable! I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, we shall prove ourselves once more able to defend our grace and decency, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of defeat, if necessary alone. Linked together in our cause and in their need, we will defend to the death our integrity, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on the rivers, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our team honor no matter the cost. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. We have the will, and the strenght, and together we will triumph!"

His whole team, their spirits risen, began cheering for his speech, with the girls squealing and the boys gushing approvingly. But, from the corner of his eye, Leo eyed the German boy suspiciously and noted that something was very wrong.


Airplane Bathroom

Leo: Something fishy is going on in here, and it has something to do with that guy. Now i know that i shouldn't judge him this early in the contest, it's just... when i heard him give that speech, i realized something that was seriously wrong. That speech was spoken by Winston Churchill in the Parliament of the United Kingdom on 1940. And here, it was used by a German! Why would someone hailing from the most despicable people in human history use a speech borrowed, no, more like outright stolen from one of their worst enemies in WWII? I'm going to have to give him a closer look.

Bridgette: (nervous) Okay, I know it maybe looks bad, but I want you all to know that I was NOT swooning over Albert. It was just the heat! Geoff, I just want to run my fingers through your thick, dark... (she suddenly realized what she was saying) Blonde! Blonde hair.


Over in Team Victory's area, Harold is playing with their stick by using it as a jousting weapon while making kung fu poses. This was much to the annoyance of Faolan.

"On the bright side i can use this stick to defend us from deadly sand snakes. They could be anywhere!"

Unfortunately, that little comment was a very stupid move on Harold's part, as the girls squealed in terror while looking everywhere to make sure there isn't any snakes.

"No way!" LeShawna exclaimed as she jumped on Harold's arms in an attempt to get away from the snakes (which there weren't for now). Sadly, this proved too much for Harold to handle, as his frail physique prevents him from holding LeShawna much longer.

"Fear not, my luscious beauty. I will protect you!"

"Be careful with that, Harold!" Leo warned, snatching the pointy object from his comrade's hand "This is not meant to be used as some toy!"

"And next time, don't say anything that could creep us out!" Jasmine screamed angrily at the nerd.

On Team Sarousch, Albert is instructing his team.

"Okay girls, up, up!"

Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool are sitting on the goat, with Courtney on Noah's shoulders and Owen on top of Tyler's, while Lindsay was standing on Owen's head, and Katie was sitting on Trent's shoulders, who was hanging from Courtney's arm, while Noah had the dismay to hold the hand of Justin, his anti-Me. Finally, Izzy was hanging in between Courtney and Owen, horribly outbalancing the weight on the goat.

"This is so cool, Albert!" Owen exclaimed "Hey, do you mind if i call you Al? Go Al!

Owen failed to notice Albert was scowling at being called that.

"Yeah, this is gonna work." Noah sarcastically assumed.

"Have faith, Noah. Believe. In us!" Albert encouraged.

"You heard him, Noah. Have faith!" Courtney concurred. Just as she said that, Albert made a gymnastic maneuver in the air, then jumped on top of Owen and Courtney, and easily evens out the instability with his own body.

"Whoa! We're perfectly balanced!" Tyler exclaimed at the results.

"Okay, Color me impressed." Noah remarked again.


Airplane Bathroom

Albert: It's basic weight distribution. Anyone with a degree in engineering or an IQ of 173 or higher could figure it out. (to Chef Hatchet) By the way, you're doing a magnificent job flying this plane.

Chef: Who, me? Nah.

Albert: Now, now. Don't blush, it's true.

Chef (giggles deeply)


"Attention children!" Sarousch announced to make everyone look at him "The Nile is over there. Somewhat big, blue, watery, and really noticeable. You can't miss it. Or i suppose you can, then you die. You could probably yourselves eaten alive by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season, and they get all 'killy' when exposed to the heat"

Leshawna smiled, "I am glad they aren't out here. Those things are nasty!"

"I'll tell them you said so!"

Sarousch snapped his fingers, to which Chef then toppled down an ancient vase and released many scarab beetles, on the path to reaching the other contestants. The intern gasped in terror as the little critters approached him. This made LeShawna scream and go back to her team, and by now, the scarabs had everyone surrounded, inciting screams of terror. Sarousch just looked in amusement, since he knew that laughing openly on national television would make him look immature like Chris. And he wouldn't allow his image to be tainted by such a juvenile antic. At that point, the bell chimes again.

"Oh, it's time for a song! Think of it as a mini-challenge. Music can soothe the savage, heat-seeking scarabs, so create a good song and make sure they don't kill you. Or don't, and you get disqualified like Duncan"

This made everyone groan in exasperation, but Trent took it as his cue and, pulling his ever faithfull guitar, began playing a peaceful guitar solo. Soon Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ and Albert lined up as they began singing.

Albert: No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last!

Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, and Albert: You don't wanna eat us up.

Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.

Leshawna: So, what'cha waiting on?

Izzy: Just ignore us humans!

Cody: Oooooh.

All: And make out till the break of dawn!

Trent and Cody: It's lovin' time.

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

Albert: Scarab mating season.

Trent, Leo and Cody: It's lovin' time

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

Faolan: Scarabs, get busy now...

Harold: It's lovin' time.

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

All: Scarab mating season.

Cody: It's lovin' time.

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

All (except Ezekiel): Scarab mating season!

Ezekiel: Mating seasonal, eh? Hit it!

(Guitar solo)

Bridgette: Make out as if you're in love. It's lovin' time at last!

Noah, DJ and Harold: We're out of the menu, boys!

Geoff: And make your party a big blast!

Trent and Cody: Make love with pure joy!

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.

Nikita: So, what'cha waiting on?

Susan: Just ignore us, humans!

All: And make out till the break of dawn!

Trent and Cody: It's lovin' time.

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

Elisa: Scarab mating season.

Faolan, Leo and Charlie: It's lovin' time

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

Justin: Scarabs, get busy now...

Harold: It's lovin' time.

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

All: Scarab mating season.

Tyler: It's lovin' time.

Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...

All (except Ezekiel): Scarab mating season!

Ezekiel: Mating season, yo!

Sadly, this off tune lyric made the scarabs snap out of their love trance and turned to the contestants.

"Ezekiel, no!" Albert exclaimed in desperation "What are you doing! You've doomed us all!"

The scarabs crawled towards the contestants. Everyone began running for their lives while the putrid insects chased them.

"Excellent, now go!" Sarousch exclaimed, he blew the air horn after just a couple of seconds, making everybody run for the Nile. Everyone takes off for the challenge with Team Sarousch Is Really Really Really Really Cool on goat in the lead, Team Amazon on camel in second and Team Victory on foot in third.


Thirty minutes into the challenge, Team Amazon's camel was still trekking through the desert, starting to tire itself out.

"Pstt, Camel. C'mon, camel! Faster! C'mon Camel!" Elisa said trying to make the camel move faster, but without success.

Heather looked at the humanitarian, "That is NOT how you talk to a camel. Watch this," she said before clearing her throat "FREAKING MOVE IT!" She screamed at the camel, thinking it'd be better than what Elisa said.

Gwen just rolled her eyes, not sure whose side she should be on. What she was more concerned of, however, was Cody, who was hanging behind her and making desperate attempts to grab her ankles. "So, how's it going back there?" she asked.

"Yeah, need anything, man?" Charlie asked.

Cody frowned, shaking his head, before the camel's tail slapped his face, which happened as he spoke.

Ow! Great! Thanks for (Dah!) asking! As long as this camel doesn't (Augh!) go Number Three!"

Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool caught up to the all girl (and three boys) team.

"Who's gonna win the race now!" Heather said while waving tauntingly at the opposing team "See ya!" she added before blowing a raspberry.

"Eat sand, losers!" Eva hollored.

"Such witty remarks from such fiercely intelligent women. I'm both humbled and intrigued." Albert said while smirking suavily (is that even a word?)

"Don't waste your time on that garbage, skinny" Eva remarked "I'm not buying it"

"Oh really? Not even if i might add the fact that your muscles reach a fine peak in human perfection?

"I... wait, what?"

"I'm complimenting your strenght, after all every woman needs a strong role model, and i couldn't think of anyone else but you who could fit the role perfectly"

"You really think so?" the musclebound amazon said with a small smile, but quickly shook her head. "No, i can't look weak in front of the enemy! Come on Eva, concentrate. Will someone hurry this camel up?"

Heather looked at the german boy, who simply winked at her. She snarled.


Airplane Bathroom

Heather: Oh, he's good. Really good. Seriously, what is his deal? He's just so... perfect! Ugh!


"Can it see The Nile, Elisa?" Gwen asked.

"It's got to be around here!" Elisa replied.

"Too bad Sarousch didn't give us a map or even a compass, it would've made it easier" Cody complained. Most of the teenagers were horrified at the thought of going across the desert with no map or water. And Cody was one of them.

"But Sarousch said that we need to use our instinct, right?" Charlie added.

While the conversartion went up, Albert looked at a side, and suddenly, his eyes went wide. He eyed at a sight of blue, that looked like a stream. It's the Nile River.

"Hold on everyone, i'll change our route!"

As Albert swifted his hips from one side to the other, the goat guided them to the next part of the challenge. As soon as they were gone, Cody noticed something.

"Hey, where are they?"

The whole Team Amazon then noted that Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool was gone.


Airplane Bathroom

Albert: Perhaps it would have been kind to show the girl's team which way to go... but you've seen my team. We need all the help we can get. I'm stuck with a know-it-all weakling, a human fart machine, a sentimental musician, a pathetic excuse of an athlete, a shallow male model, a temperamental girl with a bossy attitude, a hollow-minded vixen who could well be a mistress to the Aryans, a female psychopath and Katie. But that doesn't mean i have to put up with them. Just you wait.


"Uh guys, the other team is gone! We're all alone here!" Gwen announced.

"Does anyone know where we are?" Susan asked.

"According to this map, we're just, like, three hours away from The Nile" Charlie said as he looked at a map. The girls, and Cody and Ezekiel, looked baffled. He pointed out something in the map "See? We're right here, and The Nile is that away."

"Since when do you have a map, new boy?" Eva asked. Charlie shrugged.

"My parents gave it to me as a present. They don't want me to get lost"

"We could've used that map an hour ago, and yet you didn't even TELL US ABOUT IT?" Heather hollored at the newcomer, who winced at the sound of her voice.

"Sorry, sorry, it's just i thought Sarousch would disqualify us if we cheated"

"Like he's even going to care about that" Gwen scoffed "Chris didn't"

"Are we anywhere near the Nile or not?" Heather asked impatiently.

"Well, if you want a straight answer... i'm afraid not" Charlie meekly responded.

"WE'RE LOST!" the entire team screamed.


Meanwhile, with Team Victory...

"Come on, soldiers! MOVE! Hop, hop, hop, hop." Leo hollored.

"Ugh, this is SOOOO not what i saw in the application form!" Nikita whined as she panted.

"We're so far behind we can't see the others anymore!" Geoff reminded.

"Didn't we pass...(pant)... that cactus leg (pant) ten minutes ago?" Bridgette asked.

LeShawna then skidded to a stop. "We've been running in circles!"

"In circles?" Leo exclaimed. "That means we're lost!"

At the Nile, Sarousch was anxiously waiting for the first team to arrive. After waiting for almost an hour, he heard the bleat of a goat, looked over, and saw his namesake team arriving at the river.

"That's the finish line! Owen exclaimed

"Yeah, on the other side! Noah added in annoyance.

"Be welcome to the third part of the Egyptian challenge!" Sarousch announced from the other side.

Owen tried getting what Sarousch had just said, but it was too distant, "WHAAAT? SPEAK UP!"

All he heard was Sarousch talking gibberish, then turned to his teammates.

"Did you guys get any of that?" Owen shrugged. Sarousch, very annoyed with anger, snapped his fingers and signaled at Chef, who gave him a very big megaphone.

"I SAID WELCOME TO THE THIRD AND FINAL EGYPTIAN CHALLENGE, YOU DUPE!"

The force of the voice was so powerful that the contestants felt wind and sound waves blowing their hair back.

"Weave a basket boat out of reeds. Your basket has to be big enough to hold your whole team, including your reward of the last challenge, which means Goat-face over there!"

"Hey!" Tyler exclaimed offended.

"I think he meant the goat" Albert corrected while jerking his thumb towards the mammal.

"Oh cool. Ha, thanks!"

"AND YOU'RE GOING TO USE THE BASKET TOGETHER WITH THOSE OARS TO ROW YOURSELVES ACROSS THE FINISH LINE! The first team across flies to first class to our next destination."

Team Victory...

As the ten contestants were running into the desert, they were breathless, but still managed to find a way.

"From first place to last! This thing is useless!" Leo said, angrily snapping the stick in half, then throwing it away. A few seconds later, however, the stick seemingly came to life, as it began to shake. Harold then took the object in his hands.

"Hey, it's a diving rod!" the geek exclaimed.

"But we don't want to get struck by lightning" Geoff said.

"No genius, it's a diving rod. Not a lightning rod. It helps you find water" Faolan informed.

"Sarousch did say the reward had its advantages." DJ added "That stick could lead us right into The Nile!"

"According to some experts, if you direct a stick towards a certain location with water, it can work like a diving rod." Harold informed.

"Or, in a military aspect, a compass" Leo concluded with a knowing smirk.

He held it out, and nine grins started as the stick began to move until it was pointing at a specific direction. They all began running.

"According to the stick, it's telling us to go right," Harold said.

"This way! And I don't think it's a mirage!" Beth said while pointing at the location.

"I see it too!" That was what LeShawna said. The whole team arrived and began cheering, but they were interrupted by someone's voice.

"Hello there" Albert's voice was heard. The whole team turned to see Team Sarousch Really, Really, Really, Really Cool, who were picking up some reeds and began building a boat large enough for ten persons and one goat.

"How did you get in here so quickly?" LeShawna asked.

"Lovely weather we're having, aren't we?" he asked in a mocking tone. "This could be a simple matter of efficiency since i have such a proud, confident team of winners. Oh, and in case you needed to know, we need to make a boat on our own and cross the river with our item."

"Thanks for that bit of information" Leo said before glaring "but we don't need your help. We don't ally ourselves with the enemy"

"And what about your teammates? At one point they will be your enemies too."

"Maybe, but not today" the soldier reclaimed. He turned to his team "Now, everyone to work! Pronto!"

Meanwhile, Team Amazon was in a neverending argument about which direction to take, and you couldn't really tell what they were saying between Heather's barking, Eva's growls and Sadie's wailing. Only the boys were quiet and for good reason; if they made a comment at the expense of the girls (especially by comparing them with banshees), they would only end up in a hospital, not to mention remain alone for the rest of their lives. Ezekiel especially learned it the HARD way.

When Team Amazon finally made it to the Nile, Heather was already not pleased with what they had to do. She was even less pleased when they saw Team Victory and Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool, and what they were making. Geoff, DJ and Harold were building their basket boat with all the reeds they could find. Faolan had several bundles of wooden arrows tied together by some reeds, quite a few arrows not tied, nine bows.

"Basket-weave a boat! Aaaagh!"

"Ha! Who's happy to have just one stick now?" DJ asked the girls tauntingly as they were building a battle ship sized boat, with a small room included.

"Sorry you guys are so far behind. Our baskets are nearly done already thanks to my speed weaving." Leo boasted.

"Ugh, he's more arrogant than Harold!" Heather snarled.

"Hey!" the nerd wheezed indignant.

"Luckily, since my father is a Navy admiral and the chief of Naval Operations of Canada, and he taught me how to build normal scale battle ships, this should be piece of cake." Leo told his team as they were working.

"Your father works in the Navy?" Harold asked.

"Yes, he is tough as steel, but is otherwise a very decent guy." Leo took a random arrow lying around before turning to Faolan, who was still building arrows. "And you're making weapons for our ship? We don't need any." He guestured at his team to continue working.

"Why not?"

"Because, there are no crocodiles in here" Leo said as if he was stating the obvious.

"But crocodiles live in The Nile" Harold said.

"Well, if you get a closer look, you'll see that there are no crocodiles here. In fact, i can't see any of those."

"THAT IS BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE ANY CROCODILES ON THIS CHALLENGE!" Sarousch said through the megaphone "Rather, i have a more subtle surprise for you"

The contestants winced at what Sarousch may be referring to as 'surprise'.

"How are we supposed to build a boat with so little time?" Heather asked in desperation.

"Maybe i could be of assistance, gals" Susan suggested.

"Wait, you know how to basket weave?" Elisa asked.

"Yeah I can weave our boat out of these reeds."

"How do you know?" Charlie asked.

"Because i took special classes while my school went to a field trip. They taught us how to basket weave straw hats and picnic baskets"

"And why did you take a class like that?" Sadie asked.

Susan suddenly looked nervous. She bit her lower lip while blushing. She sighed "Because i thought that would sway the boys away from staring at me, into making them think i was not special. Turns out i was wrong, because i always make the mistake of leaning my butt while i kneel."

"You were always looked at, even in activities for losers?" Heather asked with a hint of haughtiness, much to Cody and Ezekiel's annoyance.

"But the worst part is that some of the boys stare at my cleavage while i lean downwards. How embarrasing. That's why i joined this show, to prove to everyone that i'm MORE than just a pretty face. But when i signed up, having the role of 'Miss Fanservice' wasn't what i had in mind."

"It's obvious the boys here and the viewers are pigs" Eva remarked, which upset Cody, Charlie and Ezekiel, but they chose not to argue back, fearing Eva's wrath (as well as the whole team's wrath).

"Typical of this show" Gwen muttered "That's something i'd expect from Chris, but from a businessman like Sarousch? He's supposed to be defending teenage decency in case girls are viewed as sexual objects"

"Gwen, you of all people should know that there is no such thing as logic in a show this immature" Charlie said. "That man, like everyone else, is under contract"

"He's right Gwen," Cody added "We have to follow our contracts or else face lawsuits for not following the producers' orders"

"Man, i should've never signed up for this show"

"Less talking, more working!" Heather immediately ordered.

"Don't worry guys, i got this covered" Susan said as she cracked her knuckles and began to build their boat.

"Eva, i need you to help me build some sections of the boat with me"

"I have something else in mind" Eva said deviously as she turned to the palm trees and, out of nowhere, pulled an axe.

"Where did you get that ax, Eva?" Cody asked fearfully.

"Izzy gave it to me. Girl's crazy, but very useful. Now everyone step behind, this is gonna be pretty!"

Then Eva began chopping the tree, and for every whack she gave, a coconut fell from it, eventually getting Team Amazon buried in coconuts. The members of Team Amazon resurfaced from the fruit pile, and looked back at the scene on their newly made boat of reeds. Despite only being made by one person, it was decently sized and even had a small room in the middle. Alongside it was what appeared to be a large, wooden spoon shape divice, somewhat like a mini catapult. Eva in question was moving a huge boulder over to her arsenal. Susan wiped the sweat out of her forehead, while some sweat beads went down her breasts (much to Cody's enlightment). Eva managed to chop down the palm tree and cracked her knuckles.

"Piece of cake" she casually rebuffed.

"Okay, it took a while, I admit, but I had to make it strong enough for nine people and a camel." Susan said while panting. "All on board"

Everyone in the team stepped into the boat. Miraculously for them, it stayed afloat.

"Wow, you two are amazing" Sadie complimented.

"Maybe you should think about listening a bit more to me this time around" Heather said in all confidence. This made her whole team burst into laughing. Albert watched from not so afar.

"Don't give up! Besides, we have a skilled basket weaver on our team. We still have a shot at this!" Albert reassured them.

"Al's right! Thanks Al" Owen said while helping his team build the basket.

Albert began shivering at the mention of that name.


Airplane Bathroom

Albert: I have no problem being called... Al. (shudders) Uh, that wasn't... it's just... chilly... in here. (shudders again, wraps his arms around himself, then looks around)


Now Team Amazon didn't have to worry about building the boat. They did, however, have to worry about bringing their camel on. Cody, Charlie and Ezekiel tried pushing the animal in while Charlie pulled.

"Come on, pal!" Charlie said while pulling the camel's neck with a rope "Ugh, get into the boat"

"This thing is more stubborn than a mule!" Ezekiel said while grunting.

"Stubborn and lazy!" Cody added. He tried to push harder, but that was a mistake, as the camel groaned and went number three. Cut to the females who looked in disgust as Cody's moans are heard.

"Cody!" Susan screamed.

"Fine, we'll do it ourselves. Come on!" Gwen declared as they went up to the camel. Heather walked over to Gwen with a stern look on her face.

"You're not the leader Weird Goth Girl, at best, you are a troublemaker"

"Zip it, Bitch! You want to win this or what?" Eva demanded.

"Well, i want to win first class, of course"

"Then i suggest you stop complaining and start to actually DO something" Elisa said as the girls tried pulling the camel onwards while Cody, whose face was covered in 'camel chocolate', collapsed to the ground.

Elsewhere, Team Victory and Team Sarousch Is Really Really Really Really Cool have finished their boats and were ready to set sail with their more weightless rewards. The ships, like Faolan's arrow bundles, were made out of the remaining wood and tied together with reeds. They about the size of Team Amazon's (if not a little bigger), but Team Sarousch Is Really Cool's (4x) did not have a room in the middle. There was also a small ramp that led up to it.

"To the water!" Albert commanded.

"It works! Awesome!" Owen laughed joyfully as Albert whistled for the goat to come. The mammal ran to to the German and hopped on his arms. As for Team Amazon, they were still trying to make the camel cooperate, but not even Eva's strenght was capable of lifting the quadrupedal beast.

"This is totally unfair! If it wasn't for that stupid slob, we'd be paddling across The Nile by now!" Heather screamed in frustration, which was loud enough for Albert to eavesadrop.

"We're going to win fair and square" Albert said "But to make sure you believe that, talk to the camel Izzy"

"Albert, are you crazy? Izzy's on OUR team, not theirs" Noah commented as he viewed the tall teen suspiciously.

"Noah's right, why should we help the enemy?" Courtney questioned.

"Because an unfair victory is not much worth. Now Izzy"

"Okay" the crazy girl then began making camel speech, which soon made the mammal comply and walk forwards to Team Amazon's boat. Soon, the three teams began their race by rowing.

"You know, Chef, I think this challenge is too simple for them." Sarousch told his employee.

"I believe so." he replied. With a whistle, the host called out, holding up the control remote "You want to know what this does?"

Several of the contestants balked when they saw Sarousch raise his finger towards the button.

"No, Sarousch, don't do it!"

"Please, i beg of you!"

"Have mercy, man!"

"MOOOOOMMMMMMAAAAAA!"

Too late. He pressed the button. Suddenly, the unexpected happened. Instead of crocodiles resurfacing, what they heard was a BOOM! That made the boats lose balance, while everyone collided with each other.

Then it hi them. Sarousch put a mine field int he river!

"A mine field? Sarousch is insane!" Heather shrieked.

"Just the first episode, and we already know our new host is EVEN WORSE THAN CHRIS!" Noah hollored as he began fearing for his life.

"BETTER HURRY UP, BECAUSE ITS SUDDEN DEATH FROM HERE ON!" Sarousch announced.

"Quick Team Sarousch, for victory!" Albert declared as he and his teammates rowed faster.

Team Victory's boat noticed the boat speeding ahead of them. Leo looked at Albert on top of the hut on their boat, waving tauntingly at him while yawning. Leo snarled.

"After them!" Leo commanded. Their boat soon began following Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool's boat. Leo ordered his teammates to speed up and they complied, now both ships were neck to neck.

It was then that the teams heard a loud splash. They decided to have a look over to the source, just barley behind their boat. Team Victory could just see the first giant stone sinking in the water, and it seemed to have hit close enough to barley graze a small section of their boat. Leo and Harold looked up and they saw Team Amazon was right behind Team Victory, and Eva was now lifting another one of the three giant stones on the catapult. Leo looked in despair about what would happen next, then he looked down the bows and packs of arrows Faolan made earlier. He took them and went to his teammates.

"Load all these bows up with arrows, and start firing at Team Amazon's ship!"

"But they have a catapult. We won't be able to beat that!" Geoff said.

"We don't have to fire AT them. Rather, beneath them" Leo corrected about his strategy. It didn't take long for Bridgette to figure what he meant.

"What? But that would be crossing the line, Leo! They're gonna die if that happens" she exclaimed in panic.

"They're not going to die and we don't have to kill them. We just need to keep them busy"

Luckily for Team Victory, Faolan and Harold had a perfect aim with arrows, but the thing is, Eva was on the point of Team Amazon's boat, using her wrists to block out the arrows like some Xiaolin monk. Then Faolan decided to follow Leo's tactic and shot a stone-pointed arrow at the river, right behind the opposite team's boat.

"Ha, you aim is lousy, pretty boy" Eva boasted.

"Wasn't pointing at you, sweetheart" the pretty boy replied. Down below, the arrow shot was slowly going down to a bomb which, upon a minimal contact, made a BOOM! It then occured to Team Amazon that the arrows were shot into the bombs, making them explode. Team Amazon's boat began shaking while the big waves allowed Team Victory to go forwards.

Heather was the first to recover and, upon opening her eyes, she looked scared when she looked over at the other boat. The bows had packs of arrows now.

"FIRE!" Leo commanded.

Suddenly, the packs of arrows slid out of their reeds after being launched, and soon after there was a huge mass of the projectiles heading right at the boat.

"Another arrow storm. Really?" Was all Gwen could say before Team Amazon had a much bigger barage to deal with. The team quickly moved behind the camel for protection. Albert saw this from his team's boat and used the chance to go ahead.

"Come on team! While they're distracted, we get to the finish line!"

"Aye, captain!" Owen exclaimed before he and his teammates began rowing faster. Leo noticed this.

"Don't let them get away!" Leo commanded. Team Victory reached up to Team Sarousch Is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool again.

"They're following us!" Trent exclaimed.

"What do you have in mind, oh glorious leader?" Noah snarkily said in one of the absolute worst times.

"We need a distraction" Albert suggested.

"Like what?" Katie asked.

"Izzy, stand on the other end of the boat, while Trent, Tyler and I set up this" he said as he pulled what appeared to be a rather large elastic waistband.

"What's that?" Tyler asked.

"The key to our victory" Albert replied as he, the musician and the sporto prepared the waistband. Izy came forwards and positioned herself in the middle.

"On my signal, one... two... THREE, FIRE!"

They released the waistband, which propelled the girl so fast it looked like she was fired out of a canon. Izzy flew over to the other ship and, making a few pirouettes like a ninja, she jumped on the boat's hut.

"Tally hoo, tally hoo, bet you can't catch me, fools!" she cackled as she pulled something out of her skirt. It was a set of small bombs.

"Quick, disarm her before she blows us all to Heavens!" Leo ordered. DJ and Geoff tried to catch on the crazy girl, but she was too quick for them. While running, she threw the bombs at her persecutors, and they made tiny explosions, which managed to scare the gentle giant and the party dude. She blew a raspberry at them while climbing back to the hut, and shook her butt at them. She then heard someone clearing his throat, so she looked up to see Harold giving her a death glare while holding his num-chuks.

"Prepare to be defeated, redheaded demon!" he declared while making a pose "Get out of this boat and you shall be spared. Refuse and prepare to be destroyed!"

"Surrender? To a mortal?" she cackled before scoffing "Destruction it is"

We get a close up of her eyes narrowing in a threatening manner, like in the kung fu movies.

"Oh crap, she's not serious" Bridgette thought fearfully. She was concerned about what Izzy may had in that wicked mind of hers. Most at all, she was concerned about what could happen to Harold. Izzy pulled a pocket knife out of her cleavage (don't ask how) and got it close to her face. She licked the not pointy part of the blade without getting her tongue sliced and pointed it in Harold's direction. They charge up to each other.

They begin fighting. Izzy tries to slash Harold but he evades and he tries to knock Izzy, who also dodges, they continue to fight and clash knife with num-chuks. Izzy manages to get the upper hand and starts to pummel Harold.

"Someboy do something!" Bridgette screamed.

"Crazy girl ain't killin' my man!" LeShawna hollored as she went up to the lunatic redhead and prepared to pummel her. Unfortunately, Izzy turned around and began fighting LeShawna while holding Harold in a head lock.

"Continue to row, my comrades" Albert shouted "We're close to victory"

It was then that they heard another loud splash. They decided to have another look over to the source, just barley behind their boat. Team Sarousch is Really, Really, Really, Really Cool turned around and saw Team Amazon using the catapult.

"How are we going to beat that?" Courtney questioned. Albert looked around, hoping to find something useful for this. His then then fell on the solution: Justin.

"Justin, comrade, go onto the other end of the boad and await my signal! I have an idea"

"What is it?"

"Just go and at my signal, you rip off your shirt"

Justin instantly got the memo and went to the other end.

"On my signal" Albert instructed while Eva lifted the second to last boulder. "One,"

Eva placed the boulder on the catapult.

"Two,"

Eva and Elisa prepared to launch the boulder.

"Three, NOW!"

Justin then ripped his green shirt off, revealing his God-like, perfect abs and muscles. They were shining thanks to Egypt's sun.

Immediately, this got the desired result. All the girls in Team Amazon became enamored with this hunk's manly sculpture. Eva became a drooling fool, while Elisa and Susan tried their hardest to think with logic and not with their vaginas. And failing miserably. Even the girls in Team Victory became distracted and lost focus.

"So handsome!" Jasmine cooed.

"Hmm, Hmm hmm hm," Nikita nodded

"Man, i want a piece of that hunk meat" LeShawna exclaimed.

"Must resist, remain loyal" Bridgette said nervously as she stared at the gorgeous man. She tried to avert her eyes, but failing. She swooned and looked up at the sky dreamily. She muttered a quick 'Please forgive me, Geoff'.

"Must. Not. Give up. My. Principles" Elisa said while struggling not to look "But. It's. So. Difficult"

"I have Cody, I have Cody, I have Cody!" Susan repeated over and over again, then resorted to slapping herself to not give into temptation. Eva was so awestruck at the male hunk that she didn't notice that she accidentally pulled the lever down, releasing the huge rock anyways.

Albert saw the rock coming to him, eyes widened.

"Quick! Evasive maneuvers! Turn to the right!"

Unfortunately for the German teen, the girls on his team were also hypnotized by the piece of hunk meat that was Justin. Even Owen fell for his charms. Albert slapped his face in frustration and went to his remaining teammates.

"Tyler, Trent, Noah, we need to put more effort and ROW!"

Team Sarousch Is Really Cool (4x) complied and tried to turn to the right, but to no avail. The boulder splashed behind the boat and then, another bomb exploded, making the boat go forwards with the waves. On the other hand, Team Amazon was pushed away by the waves. This made the girls instantly snap out of their trance. Heather was the first to notice that they were behind.

"We need to reach them now!" Heather exclaimed as she went forwards the catapult "Give me that! I'm going to sink the damn boat!"

"Are you insane?" Gwen asked as she tried to push Heather away from the lever "You're going to get us all killed!"

"Step away, Weird Goth Girl!" the queen bee snapped "I did not come across a long way in this damn desert in this stupid heat just to lose!"

They were struggling to take the lever away from the other, but sadly, this proved to be a mistake, because in the struggle, they turned the catapult to the opposite side and, in their carelessness, pulled the lever. The giant boulder was propelled to the other side of the river and sunk. It touched another bomb, which made the boat tremble and everyone held tightly to the sides. This made the catapult launch another boulder, which was sent flying very far into the air, land-crushing right into the entrance of the pyramid. Crashing into the entrance, the boulder rolled around in the hallways a la Indiana Jones, until it eventually hit an unexpected destination.

The excavating site where the miners were working.

The boulder came crashing in, which caught the attention of the workers. When it came down, some of them stepped out of the way, screaming and waving their hands. Soon, the boulder crashed down into one of the machines. It breaks upon impact with the ground. An explosion ensued.

Everyone began running, but the explosion bits caused the other machines to explode, and the inside of the caves began crumbling as well, eventually collapsing as some of the boulders fell on the unfortunate workers. The administrator, however, managed to escape and pulled his cellphone, frantically pushing numbers.


Meanwhile, outside in The Nile, where Sarousch and Chef were sitting and waiting for the teenagers to finish, they were drinking beverages while the poor interns (including the skeleton) were being used as footstools. Suddenly, Sarousch's phone rang again, so he picked it and flipped it open.

"This is Sarousch Luther speaking"

"MR. SAROUSCH! Thank goodness you're there! We have a BIG problem here!"

The host raised an eyebrow.

"Could you speak with a little more calmness and dignity please?" Sarousch said while shaking his head "What kind of problem are you talking about? And why are you screaming?"

"Because the base of operations is collapsing, WITH US INSIDE!"

Sarousch's eyes opened wide shot.

"How is it even possible?"

"I don't know, it's just that a big rock came out of nowhere and everything turned into chaos!"

Sarousch didn't like the sound of that, for he knew how it was possible now.

"And the remains i ordered you to extract?"

"If it's even possible, we may be able to-OH GOD!"

A crashing sound was heard from the other line, making Sarousch cringe. The line was cut off, then left a very long blip. Sarousch shook the cellphone.

"Corman? CORMAN? Are you there? Speak to me!"

"What's wrong, Sarousch?" Chef asked in boredom. Sarousch, fearing the cook may figure something out, decided to lie.

"Oh nothing, it's just a very urgent business that requires my presence, once this challenge is over"

Behind Team Amazon, another bomb exploded, this time right beneath the boat, which of course blew the thing up to Heavens, and launching the six girls, three boys and camel into the air. They all screamed as they plummeted and fell to the water. Luckily, they were near the shore and ran up with their reward (with Eva using her upper body strenght to carry the camel), crossing the finish line. All of them jumping out with loud cheers, they almost danced with delight. As Team Amazon calmed down a little as far as fights and glomping was concerned, Team Victory pulled up.

Team Victory and Team Sarousch is Really Cool (4x) came in later. LeShawna was soaking wet, and the humidity turned her hair into an afro, while the others were drying themselves up. Geoff too off his hat and wrinkled it hoping to get the water out. Bridgette twirled a broken paddle around and then threw it back in the river. Faolan was stretching and discarding a broken bow, and DJ was fretting, hoping no one would notice he lost the stick.

Team Sarousch is Really Cool (4x) managed to get off mostly unscathed. The girls were wringing their hair out, with Lindsay whining about how it will take her hours to get her hair done. The boys were slightly shaken by the experience.

"Congratulations! Not only are you alive, but you have won the first challenge of the season!" the host complimented. "Team Amazon takes the win, despite resorting to brutal tactis. And as long as you had your rewards, nobody is going to the elimination room!"

"Jerk" Trent shouted.

"Psycho" Leo growled.

"Maniac" Noah grumbled.

"Oh man, i think i lost our stick!" DJ admitted in panic, causing his team to be angry with him. He fretted, looking to the side, chuckling weakly. Then he swallowed hard.

"DJ, of all the incompetent, imbecilic-" Leo ranted.

"Wait, do you mean this stick?" Geoff asked as he pulled something from his hat. It was Team Victory's stick, waterlogged but still in one piece.

"Geoff, you have the stick safe!" Bridgette squealed as she hugged her boyfriend, tackling him to the ground. The two began making out as the other members sighed in relief.

"And Team Victory is safe! For now" Sarousch announced."Now everyone back to the plane"

The jet in question was now moved right to the other side of the river, saving the three teams from another long trek.

"None of you is going home. Duncan, on the other hand..."


(Duncan, elimination room)

Sarousch was next to the punk , who was scowling, arms crossed and pressed against his chest. Sarousch walked up to him and gave him a parachute.

"Last stop for non-competitors. Duncan, since you refused to adhere by your contract, i'm going to count your rennounce as elimination."

"Yeah, right. You're supposed to give me a ride home."

"Yes, but we're going the other way so..." suddenly, Sarousch gave the criminal a strong push "Have a nice landing punk, and good riddance!" he called out.

Duncan began screaming as he plummeted down below. He was so panicky and disoriented by Sarousch's action that he didn't have time to pull his parachute, least of all put it on. Duncan finally got his parachute open...but only to get it caught in a tree where he hung with a swarm of scarab beetles awaiting him below.


Airplane Bathroom

Ezekiel: Yes! For once i'm not voted off first again! Prepare to lose to The Zeke losers! This year's winner is in the house!

Albert: Just watch me, Total Drama Nerds! These fools don't know or suspect anything from me. No one does. And I intend to keep it that way. Because, compared to me, Heather's a saint!


Albert's confessional was being watched in the editing room, where Sarousch was sitting with some other technicians, then switches to the cockpit with Chef piloting and Sarousch in his pilot outfit. "Just look at this nice surprise. We finally have a real competitor! Where will our next destination take us, and-"

Owen's screams are heard in the background, making Sarousch frown in annoyance "will Owen get over his fear of flying? Find out next time, on an all-new episode of Total... Drama... World Tour!"

Cut to outside the window, where Owen's face is pressed against the glass in terror.


Later that night...

Sarousch walked in the plane's hallways, making a beeline to his private quarters. Once he arrived to his door, the host looked sideways to make sure no one was following him. After confirming the coast was clear, Sarousch started pressing some numbers, writing 4377590, then placed his hand on the scanner and it started flashing green. He did the same with his right eye, which the scanner also flashed.

"Recognize 0.1, aka Sarousch Luther" a feminine recording said. The door slid open and the host entered. Moving fowards to his desk, Sarousch turned to his computer and pressed a button. Soon, a few screens came out of the ceilings and formed around the host in a circular way. The screens activated and presented white figures on them. These guys are known (at least by outside sources and conspiracy nuts) as The Light.

"Sarousch Luther, you require an audience with the Light?" the front screen, which was clearly showing the leader L-1, questioned in a deep, menacing voice not unlike Sarousch's own.

"Yes. Very sorry to disturb you at this late hour, but-"

"Just make your point." L-3 ordered.

"Of course." Sarousch complied somewhat sheepishly before clearing his throat "Well, we had a report about our excavation crew, who were supposed to be extracting the remains of the pharaoh Garan Set (1), but unfortunately they seemed to have died under... unknown circumstances. But we were confirmed that the reason was because the pyramid they were in, and that was used for today's challenge of Total Drama World Tour, collapsed underneath, taking our crew along with the remains. It will take months, maybe even years to search for those remains."

"And the reason why it collapsed?" L-2 asked.

"Well, apparently the pyramid was destroyed from the inside out when the huge boulder thrown by Team Amazon clashed with the entrance and made its path of destruction."

"Such a pity. If not for those meddling teenagers, we would have gained access to Garan Set's secrets of power and immortality" L-4 said in a voice that was clearly femenine.

"Well, what should i do with the contestants once the show is over?" Sarousch asked. A momento of silence filled room as the others figures stared at the host intently, as if they were analyzing him. The silence continued until L-3 spoke.

"Clone them" L-3 suggested.

"The substitutes will serve the Light, and only the Light" L-1 said.

"And as for the originals?" Sarousch asked again.

"Dispose of them. Leave no trace."

Sarousch's frown slowly turned into a wicked grin, which was even wider than Chris' because it expanded to his cheeks..


Yep, i'm using the Light as the bad guys, only these aren't the same Light from Young Justice. Instead, they are characters of mine whose organization has the same name. To prove that i'm not lying, here is their (assumed) voice actors:

Fred Tatasciore: L-1

Mark Hamill: L-2

Kevin Conroy: L-3

Kari Walhgren: L-4

Roger Craig Smith: L-5

David Warner: L-6

L-7 is not determined.

L-8 isn't determined either.

So anyways, they will be revealed as the story progresses.

And yes, here is where i begin Albert and Leo's rivalty, which will be more developed in the next chapter and as the story goes.

Here is some spoilers for the next episode:

"Konichiwa, we will be landing shortly in Japan"

"I said, 'You look beautiful under the rising sun,

"No. You are NOT going to buy manga comics. This is a challenge, not a vacation."

"Oh God, that old cliché again!"

"Sarousch is even sicker than Chris. Seriously. Huge fake boobs?"

"It's not fair. This is the only place in Japan i wanted to visit. It's like, the paradise for all comic book geeks."

"It is them. Call the master"

"You, you, you go now! You eat too much you, you will put me out of business!"

"I hate to break it to you, but that's not what otaku means"

(1) Garan Set is a mummy EVO seen in one of Generator Rex's recent episodes. I'm not entirely using him as a plot arc, rather just one of a series of dominoes destined to fall as the story goes.

And yes, about the yellow representing wealth thing, i did some research on my own, i hope i put the right facts.