THREE

This was not the way Noah had thought he would be spending his Friday evening. He had had everything planned, first he would go to work, have a nice chat and coffee with Mr. Green (both Mr. Ferguson and Kurt used the name and it stuck) and then go over to Mike's place where the other guys were playing COD. Now his formerly calm and nice evening had turned into him lurking outside breadsticks and other popular places in hopes of finding Roy, not exactly what Noah had had in mind.

Ignoring cat calls and shouts, Noah kept his ears alert and his eyes open. Just when he was about to make an annoyed phone call to Kurt, Noah saw from the corner of his eye Roy and some of his buddies. They were obviously a bit drunk, or tipsy would be the right word, laughing and play fighting with each other. Looking around, Noah took a step out on the pavement, making sure to draw all the disgustingly drunk guys' attention before he started to walk in almost the same direction as Roy and his pals. When he noticed that he had Roy's attention, Noah put a small swing to his steps.

He had once in the beginning when he started to dress up as a woman, and had been complimented on his swing and effortless gait when he walked in high heels, been told that only a prostitute could make it look easy. To walk in heels, hips swaying seductively from one side to the other, and Noah kind of had to agree on that.

"Hey you!" Noah stopped walking and turned around to look at Roy who had spoken.

"Are you talking to me?"

"Yeah gorgeous I'm talking to you."

Smiling coyly instead of puking as he wanted to do, Noah took a few steps towards the group of seven guys.

"And what do you want with me, hmm?" purred Noah using his sexy voice.

"What do you say about coming with me, you look like you could need a good time, why don't you let me show you?"

"A good time? Baby you think you can show me a good time…"

"Come on, don't tell me you're waiting for a boyfriend, I promise I'll make you forget everything about him when I have you on your back," flirted Roy.

Noah wanted to puke but played along. He could not believe he had thought this guy was ok, now he just wanted to punch him or rather kick him in the balls. Yes that would be so satisfactory. Forcing out a small giggle at whatever it was that Roy had said, and hooked his arm with Roy's.

It was not far to Roy's apartment, and the closer they got the more disgusted Noah got. This freak did not deserve Mercedes, not that Noah understood why Mercedes and Sam just could not admit to liking each other hook up and be happy which would make everyone else happy too. Then again, he was probably not the best one to give advice when it came to relationships. Swatting Roy lightly on the arm and forced another giggle, Noah followed the other guy into the small apartment. They were barely inside when he felt a pair of lips connecting with his. To say that Roy was a good kisser would be to lie, yes he was not horrible but compared to Finn, this just made Noah nauseous. On the other hand that had probably something to do with the fact that he felt like the worst person on earth, and as it felt as if he was cheating which was not a very nice feeling.

They were making out on the couch and Roy had not yet noticed anything wrong when Noah had enough, he had quite enough evidence. Steeling himself, Noah used all his strength to turn them around so that he was sitting on Roy, trying not to grimace when he felt Roy's boner.

"Didn't think you were one to take charge, babe…." Making a disgusted noise Noah punched the guy, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Good, now it seems as if I've got your attention," said Noah wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

It was harder than he though keeping Roy in place whilst keeping some distance.

"What the fuck bitch!? Are you fucking nuts?"

"No but I'm sure you are. First of I'm not a girl I'm a guy, for the second I don't like you, you're a fucking little pig, for the third I know Mercedes she's a great girl I dated her a while back, for the fourth because of your disgusting ways and looser persona she doesn't want to date you anymore."

For every word Noah had uttered, Roy had just gotten paler and paler. When he got to the Mercedes part, Noah thought Roy would magically disappear or something. It felt so good being rude to the guy, no wonder Sue was always so nasty to people, it really made this oddly nice feeling appear, especially was Noah knew Roy deserved every word thrown his way. Getting off the sofa, Noah flicked Roy the finger before he walked out. Well outside and a few blocks from the pubs and the apartment, Noah called Kurt.

"You done already?"

"Yeah, the guy was a total creep."

"Ugh, well we've all kind of immigrated over to Mike's house while you were gone, so come here when you get back ok? You can tell us the details in person."

"Fine by me, do you've got some clothes for me over there?"

"Yes, if it's okay by you to wear Finn's clothes?"

"That's fine, I'll see you soon. Bye."

"Bye."

"Mike's house huh? Am I the only one not having fun? Probably…" muttered Noah to himself as he walked back to where he had parked his car.

~GLEE CLUB~

Dragging his feet up the steps of the front porch of Mike's house, Noah could hear the happy laughter and music playing inside. Ringing the bell, he wanted to do nothing but curl up and sleep, happy that he did not have to worry about Sarah as she was sleeping over at a friend's house.

"JESUS! KURT WHY DO I HAVE A GIRL/WOMAN STANDING AT MY DOOR?!" screamed Mike looking shell shocked at Noah or well a strange, tired woman.

"Oh come on Mike stop looking so shocked, Noah come in you look dead on your feet." Noah was ushered into the house by Kurt.

All the guys, well except for Finn was looking really confused while the girls were all giggling, already been through this stage of the confusion and now only thought it was funny watching the boys' reactions. Noah sank down in the sofa beside Mercedes, rubbing his forehead.

"Dude! You got to be kidding me, you said it wasn't you!" shouted Sam.

"I didn't think you'd ever see me like this again Sam… and what did you expect me to say? Oh yes I like to randomly dress up as a woman and walk around town with different guys that pay me? Either way it wasn't any of your business and I didn't imagine I'd to see you again while dressed like this," said Noah.

"So Puck is he cheating on me?" Great Kurt had not said anything to her…

"Sorry… He's like the number one creep or something, hitting on everything in a skirt with seriously bad pick-up lines."

Noah was not sure what to do, but was spared when Quinn pulled the somewhat sad girl into a fiery hug. Soon most of the girls had joined in, with the guys giving her sympathetic looks.

"That guy needs to pay!" growled Santana, Rachel who was sitting beside the angry Latino agreed whole heartedly.

"I don't think that's necessary…" said Noah.

"What? Why? That guy cheated on our Mercedes!"

"Because Rachel, I may have broken his nose, or well I did break his nose and kind of gave him a piece of my mind…" admitted Noah telling them about his small rant.

When he was finished he found himself buried under a stack of happy girls, all trying to kiss and hug him. Even the guys were laughing so much that they had tears in their eyes.

"Oh man," panted Santana wiping her eyes, "I wish I had been there to see it!"

"Amen to that sister!" chorused Tina, Quinn and Rachel.

"Now can I go and remove the make-up, I really don't want to spend another second in this dress even though it makes me look gorgeous."

It was such a relief when he was shown to the bathroom by Mike, even though it was fun to dress up like this, Noah still liked being Noah. Not only that but prancing around in high heels for like seven hours straight was killing his feet. It took him almost 45 minutes before he had removed all make-up and taken a shower and gotten all his extra clothes packed in a small bag Kurt had loaned him. Noah stopped for a moment, watching himself in the mirror over the sink. He was wearing a long sleeved jumper and a pair of sweats that belonged to Finn, both the pants and the sleeves was too long but Noah did not mind.

When he came downstairs, he found it almost empty, the girls and Kurt had all gone back to Mercedes house to continue their sleepover, and as the guys had never decided to spend the night at Mike's meant that most of them had left as it was kind of late. Still sitting in the living-room was Mike, Finn and Sam talking about what had happened that night.

"How come they dragged you people into this mess?" wondered Noah as he sat down.

"Kurt called me about borrowing some of my clothes as they could not exactly go to your place, and continued to tell us about his plan, and of course the rest of the guys wanted in on it and so Mike told them to come over," explained Finn, Mike gave a small sheepish grin when his name was mentioned.

"Oh… somehow I'm not surprised."

They chatted for a moment longer about everything from Noah missing beating everyone at COD, to how he had been roped in by Kurt to find out if Roy was cheating or not.

"Want to stay or go home?" asked Finn.

"I'm dead on my feet, wouldn't say no to some sleep."

"Come on I'll come with you, I don't have my car."

"Ok…"

It really did not take much for Finn to persuade Noah leave; Sam would stay the night at Mike's. Noah was not sure but he thought they were still talking about having another go at COD. With Finn's hand on his lower back guiding him towards his car, Noah felt as if he could fall asleep standing. He did not even wait for Finn to ask before he handed the taller teen his car keys.

Driving from Mike's to the Hudmel house did not take long, but the car-ride was still long enough for Noah to fall asleep, his head resting against the window. Finn had a hard time concentrating on the road, but forced his eyes not to wander too often to the sleeping for of his boyfriend. He had been a bit suspicious about Kurt's plan but had kept his mouth shut, in the end he was just happy it was over and that nothing bad had happened. With Noah's luck anything could have happened.

Parking the car Finn got out as quietly as possible, his house keys ready in his hand. Looking at Noah, Finn did not have the heart to wake the shorter teen, and so hurried up to the house opening the front door. Walking back down, Finn carried Noah bridal style into the house, trying his best not to make a sound. He did not want to wake Noah but neither did he want to disturb his mum and Burt who had gone to bed hours ago.

Well inside his room, Finn placed Noah on the bed before he went back down to lock the door properly. When he came back up the stairs and closed the door to his room, Finn just wanted to lie down on the bed and sleep. Brushing his teeth in record time, Finn lied down beside Noah on the bed gathering the already sleeping teen in his arms.

"Good night Noah…" whispered Finn, the only answer he got was a quiet snort.

-THE END-


So that was it, I know it was a really short one but then again all stories can't be a mile long, can they? Either way, this was probably not plot wise my best story but I enjoyed writing it and I hope that all people who have read it and will (hopefully) read it in the future will also like it :)

Review and tell me what you thought about it!