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Come Hell Or High Water-chapter 3
"So what are we going to do with them?" Zolo asked his back was against the wall, and he was looking towards Luffy. In a half awake tine Zolo voiced, "Are we going to drop them off at the next port?"
Luffy sat in his usual chair that he often sat at breakfast. He pondered his thoughts, should he just drop them off? Or should he keep them here, the two seemed like strong fighters and there was something familiar about the one with the hat. Luffy decided to have a second voice in this battle formed from his head, "Ussoup? Ussoup! Ussoup! Where are you!" He yelled.
Luffy was getting impatient he fidgeted on the barrel he was sitting on. He twisted and turned the boy had to much energy to give.
Zolo was again, sleeping against the wall of the ship.
He used his stretchable body to poke Zolo on the shoulder. He poked him again, waiting for a reaction. Luffy quickly pulled back his hand and acted like he was asleep when Zolo jerked his head to yell at him.
Zolo watched Luffy whistle an ominous tune, the memory of who whistled that before "he" killed a certain someone made him shiver.
The tune was to the song, 'Three Blind Mice.'
It could dash someone into killing there best friend. Or even murders killing the people who loved him the most, the people who tried to stop him from insanity. Why would Robin read to him such tragedies? The plays would make him think of real life and how fear is often followed by misery.
Luffy continued whistling while he rocked back and forth on the barrel.
"Luffy." Zolo said in a soft aggravated voice.
Luffy didn't hear him. This was his favorite little song, Luffy would sing the melody in his head on dreary nights, long rains, or when a person of his crew fell ill.
"Three blind mice." The captain whispered thought lessly. If he turned around he would see two hands going to enclose on his neck, luckily Sanji came out and stomach came before his mind. He jumped up with a fist going up in the air he punched Zolo in the chin. "Sanji! I want FOOD!"
So much for thinking. Zolo thought to himself. He rubbed his chin. Man that kid has too much energy and power. Yet I still call him, captain. Zolo got on his feet wiping the dust off of his favorite white shirt. He sighed.
"Zolo, what were you doing?" Sanji asked. Most likely referring to his unfriendly gesture towards his captain. His visible eyebrow perked up, the love-cook put his hands in there pockets. "Well?" He looked at Zolo staring him down.
"Nothing." Zolo said feigning innocent, he put his hands in his pockets.
Still not sure with that one word answer Sanji turned around with an, "ok."
Zolo placed a smug smirk on his face and added a, "Love-cook." Before letting the blonde walk off.
Sanji threw a punch at his face and with fury in his eyes he yelled, " Moss-head!"
"Funky brow!"
"Algae head!"
He grabbed the blonde's shirt. "Pervert! You can't cook anything!"
Sanji jabbed him with a finger and spat in Zolo's face, "What did you say, Moss-head!" He was towering over Zolo with a menacing look on his face, he was about to beat the shit out of him. No one talked that way about Sanji's cooking.
The door opened where the infirmery was. Chopper came out and put himself between th e two boys. "STOP!"
The green haired male quickly came over the angry state and said quietly, "Yes, Chopper?" He gave his half-hearted attention to the reindeer. Hey he liked the little fellow but, he wanted to kick Sanji's ass to Alabasta. Since Chopper didn't answer right away his short temper grabbed a hold of him. "Spit it out all ready!" He kept his hold on the cook.
"Don't yell at Chopper!" Sanji said defending the small creature.
Zolo was about to retaliate, before Chopper grabbed his shirt and pulled him foreword to meet intimidating eyes. "There awake."
Zolo went back into a calm state, "Oh. Sorry, Tony." he patted the reindeer's head and proceeded to walk into the infirmary. He opened the door for an eye to see.
"No! Don't come." An unfimalier voice said.
He backed away do the door wouldn't slam on him. "What's his problem?"
Sanji shrugged and blew out a smoke ring. "Dunno."
a minute or two later
"Ready!" The voice called.
He opened the door and saw the two boys dressed in the same attire they had fought in. Sitting in a chair was Ussoup , his knees were clinking together from the sight of the two guests.
Sanji was sitting on a chair by Nami's bed. He was talking to Chopper about Nami's condition.
Zolo also looked over to the boy with the hood covering most of his face, the white bandages he wore over his face as a mask concealed most of him. The boy was playing with sand.
Zolo sat down on the ground his back to the wall as he watched the sand shape into a human like form.
What was that kid's name, again? Did he even ever mention it?
The boy got off of his bed to sit beside the other one. The masked companion's hair was brown and his eyes weren't lavender like they had been. When Zolo saved him from an un-honorable blow in the back, they were a lavender color. Currently were a chocolate brown.
Weird kid.
Focusing on the boy that could control sand he watched the figure come together. He was lost in the sand man's powers. He would most likely be a formidable opponent. When they were fighting they were most likely not showing there true potential.
He didn't know the masked boy's name but he did know the one with the hat. Kyle, wasn't it?
The others turned to see what Zolo was staring at. They connected there gazes.
Luffy quietly moved closer to see the figure that was conjuring.
The one that wore a tattered cloak put his hand in Kyle's eyesight.
Luffy watched Kyle look at the figure that turned into a man with a hat and two emblems. (Remember Zano mentioned Kat's other name, "Kyle" earlier on.) The figure turned to be masculine from the cheast, he had broad shoulders and a huge grin. He wore tattered pants, and sandals.
Luffy's eyes grew big like the size of an Asian elephant's ears. He knew who that person was it was-
The sand wielder made the figure play with fire, he made little fire-like balls come out of his fingertips.
Kat began to grin. She loved how he could occupy her time like this dragging her away from the world of worries through little things like this. She watched as the human who she knew climb up her shoulder, the man sat on her shoulder with an exasperated expression on his face.
Zano was enjoying making his friend smile after all he didn't want to explain why they were stuck on this ship. And who undressed her. (Before she was undressed and put in some of Luffy's clothes. So she quickly picked hers up on the ground and put those on.)
He made another figure, beside the man it was a resemblance of Kat. He made her walk towards the earlier made figure and take away his hat. And put it on top of her own head. Two hats is better than one. The man without his hat chuckled.
"Thats is-." Luffy was cut off by Zano losing his concentration and muffling his mouth with a sand like chamber. It covered his whole body except for his nose up.
"You know Luffy, you don't have to tell." An evil glare twinkled in his golden eyes. It made Luffy squirm even more.
"Stop." Kat said. She got off of her bed where she was playing and put a hand on Zano's shoulder. "No, need to be so protective. It's only Luffy." She teased. She put her hand in her black coat pocket after Zano began to withdraw the sand coffin on Luffy.
Zano released his sand like chamber on Luffy, and let the grains fall on the ground. The sand went up his pant leg and crawled back into the little pouch. "Ok." He wrapped an arm around her waist and gave her a one arm hug. "Since you said so." He smiled behind his mask, and looked her in the eyes before looking through the group before him.
He moved his hand from her waist to her shoulder. He leaned on her, "So, can we go now?" He said. He moved his eyes around the whole group before him, till he landed on Nami's unconscious body.
"Not until Nami wakes up," Sanji said in a serious tone, "till then you have some explaining to do." He crossed his arms and took a low drag from his cancer-stick.
Zolo nodded in agreement, Zano looked towards Luffy and glared at him with intimidating gold eyes. He stopped leaning on Kat and put less than a couple inches between Luffy. "Only if your captain," he spit out the words like poison refusing to call him by name, "agrees to this matter." Zano paused. "If not we will take our leave." He shrugged and turned around returning to Kat's side.
"I agree with Sanji," Luffy said returning the glare.
"Alright, ask away."
"First, who are you?" Zolo said.
"I am Zano." Zano raised his hand, " and he is K-yle." He pointed to the other boy with the black jacket and hat.
"Anything else?" Kat asked.
"Why did you attack us?" Sanji said. He looked towards Kat for the answer.
Zano pulled Kat gently by the shoulder and whispered in her ear, "Tell them the truth but not our life story, Kyle." He let her go and put his right wrist in his left hand, a formal soldiers pose.
Kat replied cooly."Because we were in need of supplies and your ship looked most profitable." She put on one of her calm expressions and flicked a non-poisened senbon in her mouth.
Sanji could help but feel suspicious, and Zolo noted that Zano seemed to have a distast for his captain. While there attention was on Kat, they didn't notice that Zano wasn't here. They only noticed when he came into the room with a bucket in his hands.
Zolo got off the floor and was about to question him on how the hell did he get past them without seeing.
Zano went over to Nami's bed and held a bucket of water over her head, Zano was about to tip it and let the icy water dump on her. He was stopped, someone grabbed his wrist. He turned his head to see Sanji fuming with anger, Zano gave him a blank look to why he stopped him.
"What do you think your doing!" Sanji yelled in Zano's face.
With all bluntness and every apathetic molecule Zano said, "Well,"he drawled, "I'm going to wake her up." He paused. "You know she is just sleeping."
He dumped the water on her, leaving Sanji fuming but also grateful.
Nami woke up with a squeck. She shivered from the ice cold water. "Why are you standing over my bed? And why am I in the infirmary!" She threw the covers off to see Sanji suddenly get nosebleed. Zolo was a tomato red, Luffy's eyes were the size of watermelons, Ussoup mouth could let an alligator in from how far it stretched, and the boy that was holding a bucket was snickering. She turned to the only other person.
Kat had her back turned to Nami she was the only one other than Chopper that wasn affected as much by this. "Um... Nami?" She still didn't face her but grabbed Sanji and Zano's ears and threw them out of the door.
Chopper took care of Luffy and Zolo.
Kat pointed to Nami's chest, putting on an act that she was supposed to play. A boy, she teasingly said, "Nice bra." Her face flushed.
Nami's looked at her chest and saw that the water made her white and blue shirt see through. She covered her hands and wacked Kat on the head with the bucket Zano had left. "OUT! OUT! OUT!"
Kat ran for her life running into walls and medical tools as she was being banged on the head with a metal bucket. She covered her head, trying to keep her hat on her head. And to protect her from the severe blows. She fumbled for the door nob and ran outside.
The door slammed and she breathed out a sign of relief, she was still alive.
Sanji was standing up he passed a piece of clothe for Zano. Zano wiped off his nosebleed. Zolo was sitting against the wall and from the looks of it the rubber boy was gone along, with the long nosed kid.
Kat rubbed her head from where Nami had hit her a multitude of times. Sanji was looking at her with sympathy and envy. The swordsman was trying to get the images out of his mind such as: Nami no shirt, Nami's bra, and all the things an image like that can place in a mans head.
"Oww." Kat said while rubbing her head. Kat looked at Zano. "Hey Zano where is my stuff?"
"Um, about that." He rubbed the back of his head. "You see they have it?" Zano backed away from the infuriated girl , he let her blow off some steam.
"Zano! You are such a dead man!" You spit out the senbon from your mouth and grabbed any objects that was closest to you. Right now, that was three katanas. (Grim fate for Zolo.) Kat picked up the katanas unsheathed them and threw one at Zano.
Zano's eyes became, ex: O-O, he dodged the katana and ran away from the his infuriated friend. He blasted away in a different direction, Kat coming on his heels.
Zolo was chasing the death set human screaming, "Give me back my katanas!" He was sprinting as fast as he could. They were on the deck and Kat threw another sword at Zano catching his cloak. She heard him whisper, "Ah, fuck."
Zano couldn't budge it was either reveal his identity or be beaten to a pulp by his so called, friend. I think I'll go with the third choice. Zano turned around he used his sand to pull out the katana and run as fast as he could.
Wrong choice. Kat thought. She ran up to him with one katana left in her mouth. Kat tackled him so hard Arlong would be proud.
"Where is it?" Kat said. She held the blade up to his throat, and asked again. "Where is it, Zano?" He eyes were gleaming with a death intent, she intimidated him again by pressing the blade to cut a strand of his bindings. A trickle of hot red liquid trailed down his throat.
"I told you they have it." He said desperation in his voice, he closed his eyes waiting for her to blow him down to Davy Joan's locker.
Kat got off of him and grabbed his hand pulling him up. Oblivious to the fact that a very angry swordsman was going to tackle her.
"That was close." He said.
"Did you actul-,"
BAM! One moment she was standing up and next she was in the same position as Zano had been. She looked to see who tackled her.
Zolo cut her off by saying, "Where is my other katanas!" He said pinning her down.
She looked towards Zano who was telling her a message by using his lips. 'He has one.'
She looked back at Zolo, "You have one."
"I know that but where are the others!"
Out of the corner of her eye she saw Zano he spoke again, 'I have the others. I'll be going! Don't you dare say anything, or I'll get you later.'
Her eyes turned a worried look as Zolo remained pining her down.
She her face started getting red, it was either from the state of not having his swords or that a guy was pining her down on the deck. "How about this?" She asked nervously. "If you get off of me I'll do whatever you want for three days,or I'll answer a few questions. And give you back your other swords." Her fingers were crossed behind her back.
Zolo pondered this for about thirty seconds or so, he pushed himself off of her and put out his hand for her to shake. "Deal."
What could Kat expect this was Zolo and she knew nothing about him. And now she was going to have to be his slave for three whole days. She ran to find Zano. One, to beat the crap out of him and two, to help her get out of this dire situation.
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