-1Zetsu meets Fern
All of the Akatsuki members have started dating. All except Zetsu that is. He was resting against a tree when a breeze blew by and something brushed up against his leg. He took out a kunai, and looked down.
"Oh, it's just a plant…"
"….."
"My apologies. What is your name?"
"….."
"Beautiful. My name is Zetsu."
"….."
"I'm part human, part plant, so I don't have a genus/ species name… sorry."
"….."
"Yes, I am single…"
"….."
"I hate when that happens…"
"….."
"No, I haven't been stepped on before. But I have been elbowed a couple of times."
"….."
"Yes, I am alright."
"….."
"I'm here because I don't have a date…"
"….."
"Really?"
"….."
"But wouldn't that kill you?"
"….."
"I'm sure we could have a perfect picnic or something here."
"….."
"I'll be right back." A few moments later Zetsu returned with some plant food, and a steak. "Here." He sprinkled the plant food in the soil. "You're welcome!" He smiled, kindly.
"….."
"Yea, I think I like you too."
The End
