-1Zetsu meets Fern

All of the Akatsuki members have started dating. All except Zetsu that is. He was resting against a tree when a breeze blew by and something brushed up against his leg. He took out a kunai, and looked down.

"Oh, it's just a plant…"

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"My apologies. What is your name?"

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"Beautiful. My name is Zetsu."

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"I'm part human, part plant, so I don't have a genus/ species name… sorry."

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"Yes, I am single…"

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"I hate when that happens…"

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"No, I haven't been stepped on before. But I have been elbowed a couple of times."

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"Yes, I am alright."

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"I'm here because I don't have a date…"

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"Really?"

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"But wouldn't that kill you?"

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"I'm sure we could have a perfect picnic or something here."

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"I'll be right back." A few moments later Zetsu returned with some plant food, and a steak. "Here." He sprinkled the plant food in the soil. "You're welcome!" He smiled, kindly.

"….."

"Yea, I think I like you too."

The End