Title: Harassment!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, duh.
Chapter 3 - Joey - Torture The Puppy
"Mmmm, burgers."
"Mmmmm, soda." Joey was currently eating a cheeseburger and drinking soda when the white, cordless phone in the other room rang. Taking his burger with him, he went to answer it.
"Uh, hello?"
"Hello my cute lil' blonde puppy.."
"Puppy? Who callin' a puppy?"
"You silly!" the voice exclaimed.
"Ok...who is this?"
"Your loyal stalker."
"Who?"
"Your loyal stalker...I've been watching you since you were five!"
"What?! How's that possible?"
"I'm just that good of a stalker."
"Uh...yea." Joey hung up the phone and went back to eating his burger.
"Nutcases.."
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"Hello?"
"Hi puppy! Your looking good in your white T-shirt with blue stripes and blue jeans."
"How do you know what I'm wearing?"
"I watch your every move..mehehehe..."
"Freaky!" Joey hung up the phone fast.
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The phone rang again.
"Hello?"
"That was not very nice of you to hang up on me like that puppy..."
"I'm not a puppy so leave me alone!" Joey hung up the phone again.
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"Where did I put my keys at?" Joey asked himself. He had searched through the entire place.
"RING!"
'Damn! Not again!'
"What now?" Joey asked in an aggravated voice.
"Hey Joey! I heard you were looking for your keys. There on the counter, right next to the toaster."
"Gee than- WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!" Joey yelled into the phone.
"Do I really have to go through this again?"
"No but I'd really like to know why the hell your calling me!"
"I'll call back..."
"No you-" The person had already hung up on Joey. "Well, at least I found my keys..."
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"RING!"
''I ain't answerin' that..."
"RING!"
"Leave me alone..."
"RING!"
"Stop it..."
"RING!"
"FUCK OFF!"
"RING! RING! RING!"
Joey finally picked up the phone again. "It's you isn't it?!"
"Bingo! Bingo! You win the prize!"
"What prize?"
"I'm gonna call you every hour!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN IT!!"
"Sit boy!"
"I'M NOT A-"
"Heel!"
Joey growled.
"Oh, someone needs their rabies shot..", the voice said in a leering tone.
"Rabies shot? RABIES SHOT?! I'LL SHOW YA RABIES SHOT!" With that said, the blonde open up his window and threw the phone outside. He slammed the window shut and seethed.
Until next time readers...
