Cullens meet Msn, Msn meet the Cullens!
By A x Stupid X Lamb & BabyH(dot)Louisex
Chapter 3
*Edward signs in*
*Bella signs in*
Stupid shiney Volvo owner and loving it! says:
Edward is currently unavailable at the moment so this is his imaginary friend siomen.
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
EDWARD CULLEN, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU IT'S URGERT
Stupid shiney Volvo Owner & loving it says:
oh capitals, that bad?
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
YES
Stupid Shiney Volvo Owner & loving it says:
ok, what is bothering you?
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
I THINK I'M PREGNANT AGAIN
Stupid Shiney Volvo Owner & loving it says:
d6iyfiyd
sorry what?
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
I think I'm pregnant Eddy
Stupid shiney Volvo Owner & Loving it says:
how is that even possible?
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
well I also don't think its yours i'm sorry Eddy but I think it's Jacob I need a strong man not an ugly fish man
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner & Loving it says:
UGLY FISH MAN???
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
yes Eddy an ugly fish man I love Jacob
Stupid shiney Volvo owner & loving it says:
well i did say i would let you choose Jacob and i would leave you alone...
but I want you!!!!!!!
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
oh Eddy I know, I still want us to be together, it was a false alarm can you forgive me eddy, I really love you
Stupid shiney Volvo owner & loving it says:
*sighs* oh thank god! I thought I was going to have to lock you up for a minute there.
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
Aww babe i love you, come round I'll make it up too you
Stupid shiney Volvo owner & loving it says:
oh Bella, you dirty girl! Are you on your own?
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
yep I've kicked Alice & Rose out
Stupid shiney Volvo owner & loving it says:
I bet Alice has seen something. She'll tell Jazz and he'll want to give me...tips again *shudders*
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
um it's only becuase Jasper great in bed
Stupid Shiney Volvo owner & loving it says:
and how do you know that??
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
i don't Alice tells me all the time all about it, it sounds better than our sex
Stupid shiney Volvo owner & loving it says:
And how do you know that??
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
i don't Alice tells me all the time all about it, it sounds better than our sex
Stupid Shiney Volvo Owner & loving it says:
oh really well I'll show her! I'm coming over right now. After cornering Alice and forcing her to tell me why its sooooo much better.
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
umm can't wait babe and she won't tell you
she'll just show you
Stupid Shiney Volvo Owner & loving it says:
oh crikey! she needs to get a hobby.
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
Sex with Jasper is her hobby
Stupid Shiney Volvo Owner & loving it says:
oh sweet baby Jesus that's disgusting!
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
It's called love Eddie
Stupid Shiney Volvo Owner & loving it! says:
No that's acting like Emmett & Rose
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
You're right their
So are you coming?
Stupid shiney Volvo owner & loving it! says:
Yes wait a minute, just changing my clothes and telling Carlisle I'm off to yours.
Because the lambs away the lion needed me says:
I'll be waiting
*Edward signs out*
*Bella sings out*
