Hiya dudes, dudettes and neuters! Am I updating quickly enough? Ya know I am still totally open to suggestions for The Misadventures of the Legend of Zelda Crew, *cough, cough* Anyway, ONWARDS!Disclaimer: *sobs loudly* WHY!? Why can't I own the Legend of Zelda!? I just wanna be happy! LET ME BE HAPPY! (I think you get the picture)
Link looked down at the little brown creature shivering at his feet. Link, being his stupid self, said "Zelda?"
"How on chiggin earth could that possibly be Zelda!?" Fi, Link's talking sword, said.
Link pouted. "You don't have to yell, ya know. It's not my fault if I've barely gotten any sleep at all!"
"What!? Master, you slept for twelve hours before you went on your journey! Just because Zelda carries a twenty-two caliber assault rifle with her at all times, does not mean she is safe." Fi stated. "Besides, this thing is way too ugly to be Zelda."
The little brown creature looked up, anger written on his tiny face. "Now wait a second lady! Who says I can't be this Zelderp lady?" Link looked uncertainly at the little brown monster.
"Hey!" he said. "Can I name you Polar Bear? Or maybe Beary, for short?" Link had a hopeful look in his eyes.
"Honestly, the choice of words you have in this game is crazy." The bright blue sky darkened, and they heard Big Boss Voice.
"WHY, IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE CHAPTERS, MUST SOMEONE BREAK THE CHIGGIN FOURTH-WALL?! THIS IS CHIGGIN RIDICULOUS! I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE AUTHOR!"
(Author interrupt-
AAxinf: What is it, Big Boss Voice? *looks at fingernails*
Big Boss Voice: WHY DO YOU KEEP ALLOWING CHARACTERS TO BREAK THE CHIGGIN FOURTH-WALL!?
AAxinf: Why do you care?
Big Boss Voice: IT ANNOYS ME THAT YOU, AS THE AUTHOR, REFUSE TO SET THESE CHIGGIN CHARACTERS STRAIGHT! AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING CHIGGIN!?
AAxinf: Because it's funny.
Big Boss Voice: BUT-
AAxinf: BACK to the story! )
Link looked up at the sky, "Is it gonna start raining?"
"No derp," Fi said. Bullets, kikwi plushies, and frying pans started hailing down from the heavens.
"Someone released the kraken!" Link screamed. Picking up the kikwi that was half his size he ran for cover towards the first temple, which he had just now noticed.
Has anyone realized how asking whether the kikwi was Zelda is completely ridiculous? I'm amazed at how quickly I'm coming up with these chapters. I have one I am dying to do for OoT. Cookies to those who review! * flies away on giant kikwi* NOM NOM
~AAX
