This is probably my longest chapter yet. Yay me!(with the shortest author's note)
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Angel walked into his room and threw himself on his bed.
'How could she know about vampires?'
The only reason he himself knew about vampires is well a really long a complicated story.
Before he could let his thoughts take him any further he heard a knock at his door. "Come in."
Cordelia walked into her brother's room and plopped down on his bed. "Hey Angel."
Angel smiled at his younger sister. "Hey Cord. What's up?"
"Mom and Dad are going out of town this weekend and they said we can have some people over to spend the night."
Angel nodded. "Okay, I'll call Darla and see if she wants too-"
Before he could finish his sentence he was cut off by a groan from his younger sibling.
"No please don't call that bitch. Angel, I freaking hate her!"
Angel glared at the brunette.
"Well I'm not Xander's number one fan but I put up with him. I think you should do the same for Darla. Besides, she likes you a lot. She's always wanting to go shopping with you and stuff. Why can't you give her a chance?
"The reason I cannot give her a chance isn't because of how she acts towards me! I know she kisses my ass. Granted the only reason she does that is because she wants to stay your girlfriend. But that's not the point. The point is that she is a horror towards my best friend."
Angel quirked his eyebrow.
"I've never seen her be anything but polite to Willow and Buffy."
Cordelia rolled her eyes at her very non-observant brother.
"Oh she's polite enough to Willow. But she is a plain old bitch to Buffy. She hates her. It's obvious, everyone but you can see it."
Angel shook his head slightly, before piercing his sister was a sharp gaze.
"Listen Cordelia, I care about Darla. And you will be polite to her. You may be Queen C at school, but here you are still my sister, and as your older brother I will make it my mission in life to make sure that you are grounded from here until eternity."
Cordelia rolled her eyes again at her brother, knowing he was only joking.
"What's going on up here? God, can't you two stop fighting long enough for me to figure out what the hell my math homework says?" Their thirteen year old brother Connor huffed. He just started eighth grade.
"Whatever Angelus. All I am saying is that if you invite her, Buffy won't come." Cordy said ignoring Connor.
Angel looked up sharply.
"And why would me inviting my girlfriend keep Buffy from coming to visit her best friend?
Cordelia threw her hands up in the air in defeat.
"Your impossible Angel! I quit! Go ahead and invite Darla for all I care. Have sex all over the house, knock her up and then marry her! I'll go and stay at Xander's for the weekend instead!"
Before Angel could say anything else to his sister, she stalked out of his room, pushing past her younger brother. He then held his sheets of paper up signaling that he needed help.
Angel looked over at Connor "What has gotten into her lately?"
"My guess?" Angel nodded "It's her time of the month." Angel rolled his eyes as they both mentally shuddered.
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Cordelia stomped into her room and immediately called her best friend. "Hey Buff. I know I said I was going to have people over this weekend, but I changed my mind."
Buffy sat on her own bed while cradling the cordless between her ear and her shoulder. "Why Cor?"
Cordelia rolled her eyes even though her best friend couldn't see her. "Because Angel's slut of a girlfriend will be here and I know you won't come if she comes."
Buffy sighed, hating that her friends had to chose between her and Angel's girlfriend. "It's okay Cor. If I must, I can deal with her."
Cordelia sighed, knowing they could use the time to completely annoy Darla but sad that her friend sounded forced to go. "Are you sure?"
Buffy nodded even though her friend couldn't see her as well.
"Yes Cor. Besides, it might annoy Darla so much she reveals herself as the bitch she is right in front of Angel." Buffy smiled the whole thing playing in her head.
"Then let me guess Angel falls madly in love with you, elope, and live in a suburban house with a picket fence, three children, and a dog." She smiled. "We can only hope."
Cordelia and Buffy said their goodbyes and then hung up their phones.
Buffy thinking what she could do to push Darla over the edge.
Cordelia thinking how she could convince her idiot brother that her best friend was a much better match for her than his stupid girlfriend Darla.
Buffy walked downstairs and flopped on the couch, sighing. "Anything you want to talk about?"
Buffy jumped as she heard her sister's voice. "Geez Dawn, give me a heart attack!"
Dawn rolled her eyes at her over dramatic sibling. "What's wrong?"
Buffy sighed. "You know Darla right?"
Dawn nodded. "Umm… Angel's girlfriend, right?"
Buffy nodded.
"Well she hates me for no apparent reason, however Angel doesn't get it. So he constantly makes us all hang out with her. Well Cordy and Angel's parents are going out of town for the weekend so we were all invited to spend the weekend, so now I have to spend all that time with her. And it majorly sucks because I feel as if I can't even hang with my own friends because when she's around because she's such a bitch to me."
Dawn laughed. "So, you're Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Don't let a stuck up bitch stand in the way of hanging out with your friends."
Buffy stared at her thirteen year old sister for saying the word bitch "What you were swearing at my age."
The slayer smiled then sighed. "I told Cordy that I would come over but I don't know if I can handle that. Maybe I should just have a girl's night with you and mom."
Dawn smiled. "wow you must really be desperate if you want to be with mom. And me."
"Come along children, it's time for dinner" Giles called from the kitchen, smiling.
Buffy smiled back at her father. She loved Giles dearly, he was actually her step-father but she had never seen him as anything but her true father. Giles and her mother had a long history. Giles had come to America during one summer while both Joyce and he were in college. They met and fell in love, having the best summer. However, summer ended and he went back to Oxford, Joyce completely heartbroken, met Hank and thought she was in love with him. The two married right out of college and had Buffy. However, when Buffy and Joyce moved to Sunnydale after the divorce, Giles and Joyce found each other again. Which was completely ironic as Giles had been chosen as Buffy's watcher.
"No thanks Giles, I think I'm just going to head to bed."
The slayer kissed her father on the cheek then hugged her sister and went up to her bedroom, having completely forgotten about the upcoming meeting with Angel.
"Hey Giles can you help me with my math homework?" she heard Dawn ask her step-father.
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So what did you guys think? What do you guys think of including Dawn/ Connor. Did you like the TOTM comment as much as me? Does the whole story totally piss you off? I want review and am willing to stand on my head while juggling knives if I must!
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