DNAngel Insaneness…part three. I know you all wanted a part three. Here it is… I hope I get more reviews for this…
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Daisuke: Dark…are you done hugging me?
Dark: Yah. (lets go of Daisuke)
Krad: I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo jealous. Really, I am.
Dark: REDDI WIP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dances insanely and bumps into Risa, who has a huge can of Reddi Wip.)
Risa: Woot! (Sprays Dark with the whipped cream stuff)
Krad: How come I don't get any?
Risa: Your hair didn't get torched by evil chipmunks. Plus, you're ugly.
Krad: (faints) NOOOOO! She called me ugly!
Satoshi: (in a strapless, green polka dotted lacy dress that he'd pilfered from Emiko's closet) Kraddykins! I need you to pumice my calluses!
Krad: Yes, your…um…what was it again?
Satoshi: (eyes blazing red) IT WAS THE SUPREME RULER OF ALL THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!
Krad: (quaking) yes, your…supremeness.
Satoshi: (giving Krad a dog biscuit) Good Kraddykins. Good boy.
Dark: (laughing hysterically for no apparent reason) You…ate…the… ha…chipmunk…
Daisuke: (sweatdrops) Um…
Riku: (runs in carrying a bowtie) Watch out!
Conan Edgodawa (I didn't spell that right, did I?): GIVE ME BACK MY BOWTIE!!!
Dark: Hey! You're just a wee little dude. I'm gonna eat you.
Conan: No way, freak. (kicks Dark in his…um…well…painful spot.)
Dark: (tearing up) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (keels over)
Conan: (snatches bowtie and runs off) MUAHAHAHA!
Krad: (with half a dog biscuit in his mouth) You okay?
Dark: No.
Krad: How bout now?
Dark: no.
Krad:…now?
Dark: NO, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Towa: (clambering out of Wiz's mouth) Ew, I'm, like, covered in, like, slime.
Daiki: Hm. It seems that Wiz's digestive fluids have changed Towa into a… VALLEY GIRL!!!!!!
Daisuke, Dark, Krad, Riku, Risa, Emiko, and Daiki: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Towa: Like, what, are they, like doing?
Satoshi: Do you like my dress?
Towa: Like, omg, where'd you, like, get that?
Kosuke: My wife made it.
Towa: You're like, so, like, hot. Like, really. Do you have, like, a son?
Satoshi: No!
Kosuke: YES!
Dark: REDDI WIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisuke: BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: MY MOM!
Risa: DONUTS!
Krad: NINJA!!!!!!!!
Gaara: (takes his sand out) Die, peasants.
Satoshi: Not so fast! (transforms into…Krad…) My amazing hotness shall defeat you!
Gaara: I'm a guy. That doesn't work on me.
Satoshi: Oh crap. You're not a yaoi fan?
Gaara: No, I'm not. I shall now proceed to kick your…um…who's that? (points at To-to)
Towa: Like, hi…
Gaara: Okay, she beat me with her hotness. Darn you…(disappears, mumbling about "stupid Dnangel people")
Dark: Yay! We've been saved from certain death from WIZ!!!!!!!!!
Wiz:…Kyu?
Dark: (lifting Wiz up) YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisukeismyboyfriend/Blake: Why are you lifting Wiz up?
Dark: Because I can.
Blake: You're freaking the readers out.
Dark: Readers?
Blake: You know, people reading (and hopefully reviewing) this fic.
Dark: I speak not your language.
Daisuke: Woot! I like to ride camels!
Blake: Um…I'll leave you to your freakiness…
Axel: BOOM!
Satoshi: I like these rollerskates. They match my eyes. (crashes into a random table)
Emiko: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Risa: Don't you mean "Nooooo?"
Emiko: I was imitating my cow.
Riku: (singing) My little pony…my little pony…blah blah blah blah blaaaaah…
Krad: Would you stop singing that?
Risa: When darkness turns to light, it ends the night….blah…
Krad: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(silence)
