Sorry for the late update, I just sort of... forgot about it. I'll try to update faster.

Sorry this chapter is a little short, I wanted to update it since it had been a while...

CHAPTER THREE

"BAILIFF!" Ike yelled. "GET SHINON OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

Everyone looked around at each other, wondering who the bailiff was.

"Uh..." Ike glanced around the room. "GATRIE! YOU'RE BAILIFF, OKAY?! Actually, I changed my mind, Throw 'im in the OTHER coat closet and lock the door."

"Uh... yes sir." Gatrie said reluctantly and proceeded to drag Shinon out of the room.

"OBJECTION!" Shinon cried out as a last resort, but nothing happened.

Ike paid no attention to Shinon's outburst, and continued looking down the list of suspects. "Let's see... next would be... Titania and Zihark. Ha ha, I forgot. I locked both of them in that coat closet. Ahahaaa...AHAHAHAHAHA!!"


"WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN HERE!!!" Titania screamed. "Wait... Maybe... Zihark, you could pick the lock with a coat hanger!"

"Why me?" Zihark moaned. "It was your idea in the first place! Plus, we'd need some pliers to get it off the shelf thing! Why are they even attached? Nobody's going to steal one of them!"

"Well, maybe I can get it off!" Titania said. She stood up, but banged her head on the underside of the shelf, which caused all the coats to fall off their hangers.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Zihark screamed as a mountain of coats tumbled on top of him. "I'M SUFFOCATING!!! TITANIA, HELP MEEEEEE!"

When Titania bumped her head, she must've hit something important, because she started to sing that one song from Charlie the Unicorn. "Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

"When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, such a HAPPY and JOYFUL and perky merry land! They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, OH SO MANY THINGS THAT WILL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!"

"Can't...breathe..."

"It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town! It's the neck of lovely candy cave! They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats; candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets! Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band! Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land! Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground, turn around, it astounds! It's a dancing candy treat!"

"MAKE IT STOP!"

"In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free, so now--" Titania was interrupted by Zihark, who, after finally getting out from underneath the pile of coats, punched the paladin in the face. "...Ow..."

Suddenly, the door to the coat closet opened. Titania started cackling madly for no reason whatsoever, and Zihark hid underneath a coat and screamed, "THE LIGHT! IT BUUUUUUURNS!"

Gatrie stood at the doorway. "Hey guys! I came to rescue you! And so did Shinon!"

Shinon, who was also in the hall, shook his head. "Don't get any ideas, Gatrie just dragged me along," he pouted, "And I'd rather not be locked in a coat closet."


Ike was still torturing the murder "suspects". Well, actualy, he drew a picture of Oscar and was trying to interrogate it.

"Not talking, EHHHHH?" Ike asked the paper. "I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING!"

Er... let's go back to Zihark, Titania, and the other two.


"BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM!" Titania sang, "I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREEEEEEEEAM!" Titania was continuously smacked on the head by either Shinon or Zihark to keep her from singing as the walked down the hall.
Ike stood up from his comfy chair (whereas everyone else had to sit on the floor or a wooden chair during the trial). "Mmkay guys, I'm getting bored of this trial! I SAY IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL INVESTIGATION!"

"What's the real investigation?" somebody called out from the crowd.

Ike sighed, acting like he knew everything and that everyone else was too stupid to comprehend it. "A REAL INVESTIGATION IS GOING THROUGH EVERY PERSONAL BELONGING OF A SUSPECT AND LOOKING FOR CLUES AND STUFF!"

"Uh..." Mist started. "Does that mean we get to raid their rooms?"

"Well OF COURSE we're raiding their rooms!" Ike rolled his eyes. "WON'T IT BE FUN?!"

"NOT FOR US!" somebody shouted out from the crowd.

"Well, I don't exactly care about you guys..." Ike began, "And if it's fun for me, we're doing it!"

-Insert groaning and moaning here-

END CHAPTER THREE

9582fmlwei483fkd Sorry for the late update!