OC Showcase: Nicole Murdock
In the Murdocks' RV; Zack, Cody and Maddie were happily reading something on ROB-B computer screen. Nicole finally showed up with the groceries.
"All right, what are you watching?" Nicole asked.
"We're reading a fanfiction called 'Meg's Family Returns' by Malcolm Fox" Zack explained "We're about to read the latest uploaded chapter"
"It's about US!" Maddie said.
"And Meg's family" Cody added,
"Really?" Nicole asked, getting curious "They made a fanfic about us?"
"Well...sorta, it's about what if me and Meg Griffin were...married" Zack explained.
"Wait, what?" Nicole asked.
"In this story, I'm Meg's daughter!" Maddie said "Of course, I'm 20% cooler than her"
"I don't understand, it's like an alternate Universe or what?" Nicole asked
"Pretty much" Cody answered.
"Also, why Meg?" Nicole asked "Why is Meg so special?"
"Meg is always special, dear" Zack said "Meg is...always special"
"Can I read it with you guys?" Nicole asked.
"Uh...I don't think you wanna read it" Zack answered.
"Why not?" Nicole asked "Don't I appear in the story?
"Yes, but..." Zack said.
"You're portrayed as a villain!" Maddie said.
"A villain?" Nicole asked, concerned...until she smiled "Oh, you mean like a fascinating villain?"
Then Nicole started imagine herself as a villain:
Nicole's Fantasy Sequence
Nicole was dressed as Maleficent.
"Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will fall into a sleep like death!" Nicole exclaimed.
Then it reveals she's at Roberta's sixteen birthday. Everybody was just as traumatized as Roberta.
"Uh...happy birthday, dear?" Cleveland asked, nervously.
"I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER, SIS'!" Korra exclaimed as she summoned a tsunami to wipe her out.
"AH!" Nicole screamed, getting trap by the tsunami.
Nicole's Fantasy Sequence End
"Ugh, never mind" Nicole said "But, I'd still like to read it"
"Wait, what about dinner?" Cody asked.
"I won't take too long" Nicole answered.
"Are you sure you want to read it?" Zack asked.
"Come on, what could possibly go wrong?" Nicole asked.
One Reading Later...
"Well, that was a good chapter" Zack said.
"It was funny!" Maddie said.
"And I was cool as always" Cody said.
"What do you think, dear?" Zack asked "Did you like it?"
But Nicole was speechless after watching the latest chapter of that fanfic.
"No...this isn't me!" Nicole said "I can't be this horrible person!"
"Well, aside that your hair is red and short and her hair is blonde and long, you both look pretty similar" Zack explained.
"I'M NOT A BITCH!" Nicole said, pulling Zack head and glaring at him "If you ever say the opposite, I'll tear you into pieces!"
Zack and the kids were horrified as Nicole snapped out and realized what she's doing.
"Oh no...I'm a horrible person" Nicole said as she broke down to tears and ran away.
"Dear, wait!" Zack said.
Nicole was already out of the house and she got lost in the woods. She continued running as we see some things we've seen in the 'Nice Girls' chapter background: the dead flower that died with her presence, the squirrel who attacked her and the grotesque frog prince she kissed.
"Come back...I'm still waiting you to kill me..." The 'frog prince' said as he vomited.
She finally stopped and found a tree stump where she cried alone. Then somebody appeared behind the bushes...and it wasn't woodland critters like Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...or these satanic woodland critters of that South Park episode. It was actually a...SKELETAURI! The curious thing it's that he has an arm missing.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" the Skeletauri asked.
Nicole took a look at the Skeletauri and she screamed of horror.
"PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!" Nicole pleaded.
"I just asked you what you're doing here, you don't have to scream like those humans we terrorized in New York" the Skeletauri said.
"New York?" Nicole asked "Hey, I saw the invasion on New York, you're one of these skeleton aliens that were destroyed by the Ultimate Heroes!"
"Yes, but we all died when our mothership was destroyed" the Skeletauri said "Some of us survived thanks to our leader: the Another"
"The Another? That's a stupid name" Nicole commented until she realized what she said "Oh no, I'm sorry!"
"Don't need to apologize, you see, hr banished me" the Skeletauri said.
Flashback
He and a human named Victor Creed made a deal and he was going to make surviving Skeletauri stronger and better. But...
The Another was doing an inspection to the surviving Skeletauris.
"Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, per-wait" the Another said, looking at the Skeletauri, with the arm missing "You have an arm missing!"
"It wasn't my fault, the damn blonde bitch on that black suit cut it off!" the Skeletauri said.
"NOT PERFECT!" the Another said "YOU'RE EXILED!"
"Oh, come on, man!" the Skeletauri said.
"You heard him, get the hell out of here or else..." Victor said, threatening with his red glowing hand.
Flashback's End
"And here I am...without a purpose" the Skeletauri said.
"You think you have bad day?" Nicole said "I'm being a bitch to my own family!"
"How dare you to compare you with me!" the Skeletauri threatened "Oh, wait, I don't have my sword"
"Sigh...I don't know what to do, I wanna prove everyone I can be a good person" Nicole said "But how?"
"All I want is a purpose" the Skeletauri said.
"Wait, that's it!" Nicole said, having an idea "Giving you a purpose will make me feel like a good person!"
"You mean making a deal that would benefits you and me?" the Skeletauri said.
"Yeah, whatever" Nicole said "Now, I ask me anything you want"
"How about an arm?" the Skeletauri asked.
"Eek, I won't give you a handjo-oh, you mean your arm, sorry" Nicole said.
Later, in the Quahog's mall; Nicole got a prosthetic arm for the Skeletauri.
"Here you go, Miss Lohan" the doctor said "It's a big honor to have you as my patient, my daughters love you in Parent Trap"
"Uh...thanks?" the Skeletauri asked.
They both got out of the prosthetic store.
"Why did you tell that medic/owner of the store that my name is 'Lindsay Lohan'?" thr Skeletauri asked "I have an actual name, you know?"
"Well, tell me your real name" Nicole said.
"I am Tyronetrius The 731th Skeletauri, Soldier of the Unit 51 and..."
"I'm just gonna call you Tyrone" Nicole said "But for everyone, you're Lindsay Lohan" she took out a red bikini and bag of white powder "Now put this bikini on and take this bag of sugar glass and consume it as cocaine"
"Why?" Tyrone asked.
"Paparazzis will appear to take you photos and that will be your life purpose" Nicole said "Whoa, I actually helped somebody. I'm a good person!"
Coincidentally, Meg was also in the mall, coming out from a pregnancy store until she found Nicole with Tyrone.
"Oh no, Nicole is in trouble!" Meg said, taking out her cellphone.
Meanwhile, in the woods; Zack and his kids were looking for Nicole.
"Any clues of your mother's whereabouts?" Zack asked.
"I just found this dead flower" Cody said, taking out the flower "For some reason, we have a lot in common"
"I found squirrel that I had to beat down since it scratched my face!" Maddie said, taking out the beaten squirrel.
"AND THIS ABOMINATION OF NATURE" ROB-B said, with the frog prince next to him.
"Isn't anybody gonna put an end to my misery?" the frog prince asked, once again vomiting.
"This is a disaster" Zack said as his cellphone rang and he answered it "Hello?"
A line divided the screen to show Meg.
"Zack, it's me, Meg" Meg said "I found Nicole in the mall..."
"Really? That's awesome!" Zack said.
"Yes, but she's not alone: she's with..." Meg said.
"Me and the kids are going there, see ya!" Zack said, turning off the phone.
"NO, ZACK! WAIT!" Meg exclaimed "ARGH! Looks like I have no choice"
She went to a bathroom to change into her Pink Arrow costume.
Meanwhile, in the mall's foodcourt; Tyrone already put on the bikini and a redhead wig.
"All right, now what?" Tyrone asked.
"Now start snorting sugar glass" Nicole said, putting the sugar glass on the table and gave him a piece of paper and a straw.
"Uh...can you tell me how?" Tyrone asked.
"Argh, have you never seen the Wolf of Wall Street?" Nicole asked.
"Do I look like somebody who knows your human habits?" Tyrone asked.
"It's easy, all you need is..." Nicole said until she was interrupted by an arrow that came out of nowhere and pierced Tyrone's prosthetic arm "AH!"
They turned around to see Meg as Pink Arrow.
"Leave that woman alone!" Meg ordered with a deep tone.
"Oh no, it's the hooded archer" Tyrone complained.
"I've said 'leave that woman alone'!" Meg shouted.
"All right, Meg, you can stop imitating your Christian Bale's Batman voice" Nicole said.
"Goddamn it!" Meg cursed, with her normal tone "Now anybody can find out my secret identity"
"Come on, it's pretty obvious: you wear pink and you practice archery, you have to be as stupid as your brother Chris to never notice it" Nicole said "Oh no, I called your brother stupid! I am SO sorry!"
"It's okay" Meg said.
"No, it's not okay!" Nicole said "All this time I've been trying to be a good person instead of being a despicable bitch to my own family! They're never gonna love me!"
Of course we love, my dear!
They heard a familiar voice as they turned around to see Zack and the kids.
"You're the best mother any goth boy like me can have" Cody said.
"Can we play dress-up together?" Maddie asked "We can dress-up Cody as a baby.
"THE HELL YOU CAN!" Cody exclaimed.
"ACCORDING TO MY STATS: YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO PROVIDE LOVE AND AFFECTION TO A REGULAR AMERICAN FAMILY" ROB-B said.
"Come on, I want my sexy redhead with me" Zack said.
"Do...you guys really mean it?" Nicole asked.
"YES!" the Murdocks answered.
"OH, GUYS, I LOVE YOU ALL!" Nicole exclaimed in tears and she hugged them in a family hug.
"Whoa, that's really touching" Meg said, smiling until her smiled faded out by looking at Tyrone, who was slowly walking away "Oh no, hold it right there! You have a lot of questions to answer!"
"Wait, don't hurt him!" Nicole said "This is Tyrone and he's my new friend!"
"Your new friend?" Zack asked, suspicious.
"I swear I'm not cheating at you" Nicole said "Besides...he's a skeleton, he doesn't even have genitals"
"We reproduce ourselves with a machine that turned bones from living creatures we massacre into dust and then rebuild them into the Skeletauri we are" Tyrone explained.
"Eek, I didn't need to know that!" Maddie said.
"Sounds cool..." Cody said.
"But still that doesn't explain why are you dressed like this" Meg said.
"Nicole gave me the purpose to be this human named 'Lindsay Lohan' and consume this thing called 'sugar glass', snorting it like something called 'cocaine'" Tyrone explained.
"Oh...well...it looks you don't work with King Draggoroy or the Skeletor guy anymore" Meg said "I guess we can give you a better purpose than that"
Back in the Murdocks' RV; they were eating KFC for dinner.
"So what do you think they're gonna do with Tyrone?" Zack asked.
"Meg told me it's 'top secret', but she'll do anything she can to give him a purpose" Nicole answered.
"Sounds good to me" Cody said.
"Hey, Mom, aren't you afraid that you can be seen as a bad person in that fanfic?" Maddie asked.
"Actually, it doesn't matter how I am in another Universe, the only thing is matters is how I am in THIS Universe" Nicole said "With my family!"
"I wonder how would be our lives if we were written by another writer" Maddie said "I don't know...like pen123?"
"pen123? Hmm..." Zack said, as he started imagining their lives if they were written by pen123.
Zack's Fantasy
We see the Murdocks in the Murder Games; Zack was carrying a sword, Nicole was carrying a bow and arrow, Cody was carrying a dagger and Maddie was carrying a crossbow.
"Okay, family, we'll show Deputy Watson who rule the games!" Zack said.
"Who are we?!" Nicole asked.
"TEAM MURDOCK!" everybody exclaimed.
"Let's kick some butts!" Zack exclaimed.
Zack's Fantasy End
"That would be awesome" Zack commented.
End of the Chapter
(A/E: I'd like to give thanks to Malcolm Fox for inspiring me for this chapter. If you're reading this, Malcolm Fox, I LOVED your last chapter of Meg's Family Return. Thank you!)
