Yuu Kanda considered himself as a perfectly normal guy. A perfectly normal guy who just didn't really like people. And by that he meant he respected personal space very passionately and was ready to commit violence towards anyone who didn't respect his. He didn't like communicatin with people or hanging out with them or being in touch with anybody. And he really didn't like helping people if it didn´t benefit him in any way.
And he didn't quite know why but he had very strong feeling about coming to hate that someway short white haired guy standing right next to that stupid Lavi.
"What are you doing here?" Kanda asked dryly.
"I could ask you the same thing."
"I just came here to get my stuff and now I'm leaving. How about you?"
Lavi bounched to him happily as Kanda leaned back like Lavi was some sort of disease. "Well, Yuu my dearest friend, we were at the town and-"
"I didn't ask where you were, I only asked what are you doing here? As far as I can remember you don't live in here."
"I dooooon't ~ But our little sweet Allen here does" Lavi sang and pushed Allen in front of the wannabe samurai.
Kanda didn't give the white haired teen any attention and was still looking at Lavi. "So?"
"So he kind of forgot his keys and he can't really get in."
Kanda didn't blink an eye. "So?"
Lavi smiled a little hopefully rubbing his neck. "So uh... We were hoping that maybe you could help us to get in."
"No."
"Aww come on it wont take long."
"No."
"Yuuuuu! Don't be so mean" Lavi cried "Allen really can't get in without help."
Kanda sneered ironically. "Oh poor baby."
Allen felt slightly irritated. This Kanda person really started to annoy him.
"Don't bother Lavi, " he stated giving the long haired boy a cold look. "It seems we're not getting any help from that girl."
Kanda laid his eyes on Allen for the first time during the conversation. "Excuse me?"
"Oh, you're excused." Allen wheedled in his most innocent and perky tone.
If a look could kill, Allen would have been dead in a millisecond. So cold was Kanda's glare. "What part of me reminds you of a girl?"
Allen gasped like he was totally surprised and genuinely sorry. "Oh my! I must have mistaken you for a girl because you have such a pretty face and long girly hair."
The white haired boy barely had time to realize what happened when Kanda decided to hit his fist against his face. The younger teen staggered back and Lavi catched him with his hands. Rising his fingers to touch his cheek, Allen could feel a nasty bruise forming on his pale skin.
"Oh sorry" Kanda smirked. "I didn't realize your small childlike body couldn't handle a weak punch like that. My bad."
Allen wrenched himself free from the hands of the redhead and for a little while Lavi hoped that he wouldn't attack Kanda. Unfortunately he was wrong. Lavi let the small angry white thing free and digged a phone from his pocket.
"Hello?" answered Lenalee's formal voice.
"Lenalee? Hi it's me Lavi."
"Oh hi!"
"Hey, uh, would you give me Tiedoll's number? I'm sure you have it somewhere." Lavi laugheda bit apologizing.
"Oh... sure, okay. Why do you need it? Did something happen?"
"Hm? Oh, no no everything's fine. Our friendly little Yuu here just happened to start a fight with Allen..."
"What?! Oh that short tempered Kanda... How is Allen? Did Kanda beat him up too bad?"
Lavi turned his head slightly to see how his friends were doing. "Well believe me or not but he is surprisingly strong and somehow it looks like Yuu is getting his ass beaten as much as Allen does. So, you call Tiedoll to get him home?"
"Ok. I'll do that. Bye."
"Great, thanks. Bye."
After a moment of watching sparring between the little white pup and the harshly swearing wannabe samurai, Lavi saw a car arrive atthe yard. Out of the car stepped the sympathetic-looking oldish man. It was Tiedoll, Kanda's formal father.
"Now now Yuu- darling! What are you doing?" he gasped gently and hurried to pull Kanda away from Allen and Lavi in turn pulled Allen back.
"Hands off of me old man" Kanda hissed and wrenched himself free. "And don't fucking call me Yuu!"
"Yuu- darling don't use such a harsh language. Who is your new friend?" Tiedoll smiled and turned to Allen.
Allen stood straight up and stretched out his hand to him. "My name is Allen Walker. Nice to meet you sir" he informed formally and with a kind smile added "At this point I would like to point out that Kanda and I are not friends."
Tiedoll responsed to his smile. "That's just the way Yuu is."
Kanda crossed his arms and marched angrily to the car. "Che."
Tiedoll still keep his kind smile while walking after him. "Now now Yuu- darling, don't be so shy."
Lavi watched them go. He knew very well that Kanda was anything but a shy person - unless it came to a romantic things or relationships. Then Kanda was totally lost.
The Redhead`S thoughts were interrupted when he suddenly felt a slight pull on his sleeve and turned to face worried looking Allen.
"You happen to have a number of someone who could let me in?" the younger boy asked. His voice sounded tired.
Lavi felt his heart suddenly drop at the bottom of his stomach. Don't look at me that way man... "Aww sorry, I don't know any number we could call" He apologized and patted Allen's head. "And we don't really have a place to go since we can't go in mine, so... hey!"
Lavi left Allen standing confused and rushed after Tiedoll.
Allen tilted his head. "Lavi? Lavi where are you going?" But Lavi didn't either hear him or he just didn't care to answer. Allen wiped his hair off of his face and watched Lavi explain something to Tiedoll and Kanda becoming really mad at him and then becoming very mad mad at Tiedoll about something he just said.
After a moment Allen faced bright Lavi whose smile was very self-satisfied and proud.
"Don't you worry my little friend!" he declared loudly. "I've solved our sleeping problem. Now we have a wonderful and safe place to go."
"...such as?"
"Yuu's home."
"WHAT?" Allen shrieked in surprise. Lavi must be joking...right? RIGHT?
ooOOooOOoo
At the momentTiedoll unlocked the front door opening it Kanda stormed in and right to his room. Lavi marched happily after him but Allen hesitated. He had apologized Tiedoll many times during the drive to their home and he was really sorry he had to bother other people like this. But Tiedoll had assured that if he didn't have place to sleep he was more that welcome in theirs and Kanda had assured that there would be no way Allen could ever sleep in his room. Sadly, there was no choice since they had kind of small house and Kanda had room large enough to put a mattress to the floor.
"Are you still worrying you are troubling us?" Tiedoll's gently voice called from kitchen. "Don't worry, it's okay."
"I'm sorry" Allen answered mechanically, took his shoes off and wandered to the door that he assumed to be Kanda's. He stepped inside and stood uncomfortably in the doorway.
Kanda's room was actually very nice. It wasn't very disordered and there didn't seem to be much stuff. Couple of katanas gently placed over the bookcase (which didn't contain that many books) and one huge poster of an movie Allen didn't know. There was a single mattress on the floor beside the bed which Kanda sat on looking pissed.
Lavi was laying on the bed next to him and smirked. "C'mon Yuu! Think about the bright side of this: it's like a sleepover! You don't do that too much so this should be fun."
"I don't do sleepovers. It's not fun to be around people I don't like so how in the name of motherfucking God could this be fun?"
"Aww Yuu don't go on breaking my heart like that."
"I hate you."
"You only say that because you know I'm right" Lavi smiled. It looked like Kanda was trying to break his neck the second after.
When the wannabe samurai was done torturing Lavi he crossed the room in a couple of strides and stop right in front of Allen. "Move."
Allen winced. "Huh?"
"I said 'move' Moyashi. The light switch is behind you."
"Oh sorry I didn't – what?MOYASHI?"
"Aww" Lavi's voice said from the floor. "Sweet you just gave him a nickname! ~"
"I thought you died." Kanda stated dryly. "What a pity."
"What is... what is moyashi?" Allen asked and felt the slight blush cover his cheeks. He felt so goddamn embarrassed.
Kanda just pushed him off his way and slammed the lights off. "It meansbeansprout."
"I'm not a beansprout!" Allen protested loudly.
The long haired boy just threw his shirt off and slumped on the bed. "That's how you look to me."
"My name's Allen" Allen snorted quietly. When Lavi also took his shirt off and settle himself comfortably to the mattress, Allen watched the two of them in confusion. "Hey...?" he started and thought the way to ask his things nicely since he didn't want to piss Kanda off more that he already was.
"What." Kanda said harshly like it wasn't even a question.
Allen hesitated a moment and fiddled his cuffs. "Umm... Yuu -"
"Kanda."
"Kanda.. There is only one mattress here. Where do I sleep?"
Kanda turned over and gave Allen an are-you-seriously-that-stupid kind of look. "Well where do you think? You're sleeping next to Lavi. Now go to sleep or I will have to beat you unconscious."
Allen swallowed and looked down to the floor where Lavi was smiling to him kindly. Did he really have to sleep next to Lavi? (A good looking shirtless Lavi, he added in his head).
"C'mon princess" Lavi laughed "I wont bite you. Unless you're into that. Just kidding just kidding, don't look so scared! And besides, there is nothing wrong with two dudes sleeping next to each other. Right?"
"R...right.." Allen conceded. He slowly knelt on the mattress and crawled awkwardly under the blanket next to Lavi. He kept that small space between their backs and closed his eyes.
After a moment of trying Allen was still awake. He just couldn't get to sleep when he was this close to the redhead. He could almost feel their backs touching. It felt really odd. Allen had never really slept next to anybody - maybe next to Mana but... it was different. This was somebody totally stranger to him. Allen turned over and saw that Lavi had turned over too. The white haired boy caught himself once again thinking that Lavi was indeed very handsome.
I wonder, Allen thought, does he like somebody... but then again, he's flirting with everybody. Even me. The thought of Lavi flirting with him and then right after with somebody else suddenly was clutching his heart.Stop!Allen commanded himself, Stop this instantly! You don't like Lavi! You are only friends and nothing more. You don't like Lavi. You don't want to like Lavi.
"Can't get to sleep?"
Allen winched and found himself staring at Lavi's bright green eye. "...I'm not used to sleep next to people."
"I am" Lavi stated with a gentle smile. "It's usually better than sleeping alone."
Allen looked away. "Sometimes it's just better to be alone."
"Maybe." Lavi answered happily. "But I like it. I mean, what's better than having a sexy babe in your bed? You can bang all night and then she keeps you warm until the morning comes."
"Sounds like you have awfully lot of women to keep you warm" Allen snorted.
An awkward silence followed his sentence. After a while of eyeing random corners and listening to each others heavy breathing Allen finally spoke again. "Do you always keep your eyepatch on while you're sleeping?"
"When I'm with people, yes. Sometimes when I'm sure I'm alone, no."
"Oh. What is under of it? I mean..." Allen stammered trying to formulate a sentence correctly. "Do you still have and eye there or..?"
Allen could have sworn he saw a dark and odd look at the redhead's face but it was gone so quickly he wasn't really sure. Lavi was back to his smiling face. "I'd rather not talk about it."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"That's okay. We all have secrets we don't like to talk about." Allen was sure Lavi meant the fact that Allen was the only one in school dorm who had a single room. "But what about you? You are still full dressed. I mean dude, shirt and socks and all! Aren't you hot?"
"No I... I like it this way" Allen muttered.
"Hmmmmh?" Lavi's voice was full of interest. "You haven't undressed in front of anybody before? I mean, never ever?"
"...nope."
"Why?"
"I just don't want to. I just like to keep my clothes on thank you very much."
Lavi leaned closer until he was just an inch away from Allen`s face. "I wouldn't mind undressing you myself." He smirked.
Before Allen even realized what Lavi had just said to him Kanda jumped up from his bed and his face was burning red.
"OH MY GOD!" He bellowed waving off his hands. "This is my room! If you just have to violate my personal space and sleep at my home - in my room to be correct - then at least act like a normal person! Don't just go on and fuck somebody's brains out on my floor!"
"Uh.." was all Allen got out of his mouth.
"Yuu come on-" Lavi started to defend himself.
"Jesus fucking Christ!" Kanda screamed grapping Allen's collar and pulling him to his bed. "You are going to sleep in my bed with me and Lavi is going to sleep alone in the floor. Nobody's gonna undress nobody!"
He just showed Allen violently to the wall and giving ablanket to him turned his back. "Sleep. Don't touch me, don't roll over me or cuddle me in your sleep or I will cut your arms off."
"Umm.. okay. I'm sorry but I don't really understand. It's not like Lavi and I were gonna do anything."
"Moyashi ,I swear to fucking God if you don't start sleeping now."
"My name's Allen." Allen said and turned his back feeling very pissed at Kanda. Although he didn't know was he pissed off because Kanda was such an idiot towards him or because he might have wanted to know if he and Lavi really were gonna do something.
Lavi laid down and tried his luck. "Good night?"
"Just fucking shut your mouth and don't communicate with anybody ever again."
