"Bella, can you come down stairs we have company".

I dropped my suitcase and my foot and grimanced.
"Mother Fu-"

Is it just me or did it suddenly get quiet downstairs.

"Coming daddy!".

I limped down the stairs to see what looked like a Pottery Barn catalog photo-shoot.

"Bella, these are the Cullens"

"Hello Bella, I'm Carlisle Cullen I work at the local hospital", he held out his hand a calm smile on his face.
The furk...?

I hesitated then shook his hand, "how do you do?".

The woman next to him smiled, she was carrying something in a box.

"Hello Bella I'm Esme, and this is my son Edward. My other children, Alice and Emmet couldn't come, but they send their regards".

Pfft, sure they do.

'Edward' flashed me a Hollywood white smile, you know the kind where are their teeth show kind of like to say

Yup just got em bleach, nice isn't it.

"Hiya Bella, I'm part of the Student Welcoming Committee at Forks Highschool, so if you need any questions just ask me".

Esme stepped forward and handed the box to me, "I brought over some home-made cookies

The woman called Esme smiled at him as if to say 'ahh, I'm so proud'.
He smiled back at her and I almost gagged.

Time Cut

You'd be surprised that Fork's Highschool is actually pretty big. I got lost like five times!, wait...found the office.

"Hun, you do realize that today is Sunday dear"

"...thanks".

If I had a magical cereal box genie these would give me three wishes I would totally wish for,

1) Cereal
2) Money
3) For it to be Furking Monday! damn!.

I grimanced grabbing back my papers and heading out the door to my parking lot, I looked around at the empty lot,

Man, I just thought I was early.

Wait, I turned my head something silver catching my eye.
A volvo?, so somebody WAS here?.

Weird, oh well better check out whos here.
I set my back in my new awesome car, which I now like to call the Hoe-mobile.

I locked it and started walking towards the volvo, I stopped hearing giggling.
I checked the car, the doors were unlocked but nobody was in there...hmm.

"pff-AHHAHA Edward nock it off".

I started walking farther across the parking lot and into the forest next to it, I squinted.

"Edward, come on it's sunday were supposed to be at mass-" the girl hunched over as another laughing fit took over her.

Edward gave her a cocky grin, "yeah but you know what god said, 'spread out and mumltiply' or something like that".

O.O.

Eww...I backed up quickly, tripping over my foot I landed with a thud.

"Shit, what was that?".

Silence.

"hold on, I'll check".

Ah shit, wheres that magic cereal genie when you need one!. I held my breath and scrambled back, hiding behind the nose of his Volvo.

(To be continued-)