Back in London; Meek and Jessica were approaching a bar.
"This is the place." said Jessica.
"Yep, no doubt about it." said Meek.
"I think we should go to Big Ben later." Said Jessica.
"We do have business to do." said Meek.
The two approached the entrance to the bar where a huge buff guy was standing at.
"Welcome to the Bloody Spittoon, how tough are you?" said the guy.
Meek glared at the guy.
"How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast." said Meek.
The guard chuckled.
"Yeah so?" said the guard.
"Without any milk." said Meek.
The guard shrieked like a little girl.
"Go right in." said the guard.
Meek walked into the bar as Jessica followed, only to be stopped by the guard.
"Hold it, you need to tell me how tough you are." said the guard.
Jessica just glared at the guard.
Inside the bar; Meek was standing next to the entrance looking at a clock before a screaming sound was heard and Jessica entered the bar.
Meek was confused.
"What happened?" He asked.
Jessica did some thinking.
Flashback
The Mexican American/latina Green Lantern kicked the guard in the balls, making him scream before entering the bar.
End Flashback
Meek was shocked.
"Sheesh that's just low." said Meek.
"Have you seen these people?" asked Jessica.
Meek did some thinking.
"Can't argue with that logic." said Meek, "But still, you can't just go hitting guys in the balls."
The two walked over to the bar table and sat down as the bartender appeared.
"Welcome to the Bloody Spittoon, how can I help you today?" said the bartender.
Jessica was about to say something but her mouth was covered by Meek.
"Quiet, you got to speak the language." Meek said quietly.
He turned back to the bartender and smirked.
"Two mugs of your strongest whiskey, one for me, and one for me mate and sweetheart. We're supposed to meet a friend of ours here, goes by the name Melton." Meek said in a British accent.
The patrons in the bar gasped in shock and turned to the two.
The bartender stuttered a bit.
"I...never heard of him. Coming up." said the bartender.
He walked off as everyone resumed what they were doing.
"This is the place no doubt." Meek said in his own accent.
Jessica nodded.
"Yep." Jessica said before becoming confused, "But why'd you call me your mate and sweetheart?"
"Need to keep suspicion off of us." said Meek, "By the way, when the drinks come, dump them into a sink and act like you drank it, odds are they'll be drugged."
Jessica nodded.
"Good to know." said Jessica.
The barkeeper was whispering into someone's ear before the other person pulled out a bag with some type of powder and poured them into two mugs.
The barkeeper then grabbed a bottle of whiskey before pouring them into the two mugs.
He pushed the mugs over to Meek and Jessica.
"Here you are." said the barkeeper.
"Thanks." said Meek.
The barkeeper walked off.
"Play the part of drugged people." said Meek.
He and Jessica then poured their drinks into sinks that were on the other side of the table.
"Whoa, everything seems blurry." said Meek.
"You sure? Because I'm seeing pink elephants." said Jessica.
The two stood up groaning.
"Whoa, everything seems so green." said Meek.
He leaned over to Jessica.
"Pretend to pass out." said Meek.
"Got it." said Jessica.
The two then slumped onto the floor with their eyes closed.
Later; the two were in a moving van with blindfolds on before Meek pulled his up and tapped Jessica.
The Mexican/Latina girl removed her blindfold.
"Good acting." Meek whispered.
"I know." Jessica whispered, "Now where are we?"
"My best guess is we'll be meeting Melton real soon." Meek whispered.
Jessica looked at Meek.
"How do you know?" She asked.
"You have no idea how many times this has happened to me before." Meek whispered, "Most of them, I was just faking being drugged in order to get the info I needed."
Interview Gag
First was Jessica.
"Wow, what a guy he is. Kind of makes me wonder what his life was like before." said Jessica.
Lastly was Meek.
"Yeah, I've faked many things; medical scares, drug overdoses, intoxication's, and even playing dead." said Meek, "I'm that awesome."
End Interview Gag
The van then stopped.
"Blindfolds on, keep acting drugged." said Meek.
The two slipped their blindfolds back on.
"Let's hope it works." Said Jessica.
The back of the van doors opened up before two thugs grabbed the two and walked into a warehouse.
The two heroes were pushed to the ground before their blind folds were removed.
"Turn out the lights dude, it's very bright." said Jessica.
Then Melton appeared in the room and looked at the two.
"So, you two claim to be friends of mine huh?" said Melton.
Meek and Jessica shook their heads.
Melton groaned.
"Every time someone claims to be a friend of mine, this happens. Person gets drugged, bring them over here, ask them otherwise, and then this." said Melton.
He then smirked.
"But anyways, we've got open spots in my gang all the time." said Melton.
Jessica and Meek nodded.
"Well that's convenient." said Meek.
"Yep." said Jessica.
"Just out of curiosity, how cruel are you two?" said Melton.
Meek chuckled.
"How cruel am I? I put a red sock in a pile of one of my friends white clothes once." said Meek.
Flashback
In a laundromat; Shawn was sitting next to a washing machine before a dinging sound was heard.
"Oh finally." said Shawn.
He stood up and opened the machine before becoming shocked.
"What the?" said Shawn.
He pulled out some underwear which was pink.
He then pulled out a red sock.
"Okay, who did this?" said Shawn.
Outside the laundromat; Meek chuckled.
End Flashback
"Sheesh, that's just disturbing." said Melton.
He turned to Jessica.
"And you, how cruel?" said Melton.
Jessica was doing some thinking.
"Well...I-"She said before Meek covered her mouth.
"Why she did one of the worst things imaginable. She stole a blind kids dog and walked through the men's locker room pretending to be blind a couple months back. That's how we both met, since that day, we've been inseparable." said Meek.
Jessica looked at Meek with a weird look.
"Stealing a Blind kid's dog?" asked Melton and became mad. "That's too evil even for me. I may be evil but even I wouldn't do that."
Melton then chuckled.
"But the whole entering the men's locker room thing I like. That's awesome." said Melton, "You're both in."
Jessica leaned over to Meek.
"Stealing a blind kids dog?" Jessica whispered.
"What, I needed a good story. Besides, I'm not to proud that I came up with that blind kid idea myself." Meek whispered.
Interview Gag
"I've got my limits." said Meek.
End Interview Gag
Jessica sighed.
"You're a weird one, you know that right?" said Jessica.
"I know." said Meek.
He then grinned.
"But at least we'll be able to find out everything about this guy." said Meek.
Jessica sighed.
"Hope we do find some stuff." said Jessica.
