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Chapter 2
Wendy's POV
I'm finishing unpacking my stuff in my new room! I love this room! It almost feels like I'm in an apartment. I have a huge bedroom with a bathroom in it, my own private entrance, there's a living room outside my room. The only thing missing is a kitchen. My thoughts are interrupted by someone knocking on my door. "Come in."
Cartman walk in my room looks around and nods. "I'm digging the set up in here. You have good taste bitch."
I roll my eyes. "From you I guess that's a compliment." I tell him as I start to hang up my awards.
"You're putting your awards on the wall?"
"Yeah, why?"
He laughs. "That's lame as hell, a little arrogant too!"
"I'm proud of my accomplishments!"
"You're such a nerd!"
Now he's pissing me off. "Is there something you want?"
"Maybe there is..."
"What?"
"I can't chit chat with my new sister?" He smirks.
"Step sister!" I correct hm.
"You don't have to be so rude about it."
"Ok, so what do you want?"
"I want to chat like I said." He sits down on my bed.
"About what?"
"Well we're living together, we might as well get to know each other."
"Maybe another time. I'm still in the process of unpacking and you should be doing the same thing." I go back to what I was doing. Just as there's another knock on my door. Now what? "Come in."
This time Liane walks in the room. "Hi Wendy, I just wanted to see if you were getting settled." She looks at Cartman. "What are you doing down here muffin?"
"I came to have a chat with Wendy."
Liane looks back and forth at the two of us before smiling. "Hon, why don't you go to your room? I want to talk to Wendy for a minute." Oh crap! I hope I'm not in trouble.
"Um…sure mom." Cartman looks at me before leaving.
Liane sits down on my bed and looks at me. "Nothing was going on in here, I swear!" I immediately get defensive remembering my dad telling me if I get out of line I would have to move upstairs.
"Oh don't worry dear, I didn't come down here for that." Well that's a relief. I see Liane get up and look at my awards.
"I know your dad is really proud of your accomplishments." She smiles and looks at me. "I know we're still getting to know each other, but I want to know that I'm really proud of you too."
"Thanks…" She really is sweet. It's hard to believe she's Cartman's mom.
"I wish my Eric could accomplish as much as you."
"All he has to do is take school seriously."
Liane looks at me. "I love my Eric to death, but he's just not that smart…"
Wow, I don't really like Cartman that much and I suddenly felt sorry for him hearing his mom say that. "Sure he is." Ok, maybe that's a lie. "He has to apply himself."
"Maybe you can help him." She suggests.
"Sure, I would hate to see be held back."
"Thank you dear. So what exactly were you two talking about? Did he tell you anything?"
I raise my eyebrow suspiciously. "Anything like what?"
"Just anything."
"He said we should get to know each other a little better."
Liane begins to look nervous. "What? What else did he say?" She's nearly panicking.
"That was it before you walked in. Is something wrong?"
She shakes her head. "Oh no dear." She lets out a huge sigh of relief. "Everything's fine. I'll talk to you later dear." She hugs me before rushing out of my room. That was…weird. There's something strange going on between Liane and Cartman and I have the feeling it's not good.
Kenny's POV
"I'm going to do it guys!" I tell Stan and Kyle as we're heading outside for gym. Cartman is still avoiding showering and changing around us. I have a plan to where he'll have no choice but to take a shower.
Stan snickers. "Go for it dude! I'm not going to miss this."
"Dude, just let it go." Kyle states. "Who really cares if he doesn't shower around us?"
"You of all people should care!" I remind him.
"Why?"
"Because he's checking your ass out…literally!"
"No he's not!"
Stan nods. "Yeah dude, he is. I've been paying attention on purpose. He's got it bad for you."
"Whatever." Kyle rolls his eyes.
Stan points at Cartman and Butters. "There is he!"
I smile sadistically. "Oh good. It's show time!" I walk over to them putting one hand behind my back. "Hey Cartman?"
"What the hell do you want, you poor piece of shit?"
I'm going to let that slide. "I have something you might be interested in…"
"What?"
"This!" I take my hand from behind my back and hold up a chocolate frosted donut with rainbow sprinkles. "You want it?"
He's practically drooling. "Hell yeah I want it."
I slowly start backing up. "Then come get it!" I start running, but not too fast as I know his ass wouldn't be able to keep up.
"I hate you Kenny!" He pants out of breath already.
I stop and look at him and hold out the donut. "Here you go!" As he gets closer, he reaches for the donut. I pull it out of his reach and he loses his balance and fall right into a muddy puddle. My plan worked perfectly!
"Goddamnit Kenny!" I hear other kids laughing and I join in.
"My bad. Here!" I hand him the donut and he snatches it from me. Suddenly we hear a whistle blow and see the PE coach approaching us.
"CARTMAN! Hit the showers now!" He orders.
"Shit…" Cartman mumbles. "Yes sir." He gets up and his clothes are completely covered in mud. He heads off to the locker room as the other kids continue to taunt and laugh at him.
"So now what?" Kyle asks. "You got him all muddy and now he has to take a shower. That was your plan?"
"I'm about to put the next part of my plan into action." I inform him. "I'll be back. If coach asks where I am, tell him I went to take a shit! That will buy me some time." I head to the locker room.
I quietly enter the locker room and I hear the shower running. I walk up to the shower stall and quickly pull it back and Cartman turns around quickly and covers himself up. "DUDE! I'm taking a shower you fag!"
I stare at Cartman up and down. The way he's covering himself up is…odd. He's covering up his dick, but he's covering up his chest too that's when I notice something. Something that shouldn't be. "Kenny? Do you fucking mind?"
I move his hand that's covering his dick and I make the shocking discovery. My jaw drops. "Dude…you're a GIRL!"
