Hey, its samala so this chapter was kinda written in my head for a while but I was really busy so it took me a while to get it written out where you guys could read it. I hope you like it the chapters have been shorter than I anticipated but im out of school now so I will be able to post them faster. Please keep reviewing and also keep watch for new chapters of Growing Pains and new stories. Thanks guys!
Bedazzle Crazy(EPOV):
Things continued to be strange when Jasper, Alice, Emmett and Rosalie really started acting their new parts.
"Alice!" I yelled, "I told you that you are not allowed to bedazzle my whole wardrobe!" She had ordered a very reliable, very efficient, and not to mention very expensive bedazzling tool. And after bedazzling all her clothes and every fabric surface in the house that Esme would allow, She needed a new project. "Now where did you put my clothes?!"
"You know Edward, you're no fun," she whined with her best puppy dog eyes. "But if you must know, they're in the bathroom."
"Thanks you Alice, and by the way, I heard Emmett talking about wanting you to bedazzle the interior to his jeep. Why don't you get started on that and surprise him when he gets back from hunting with Rose" Ha! I love messing with Emmett. As I walked toward the bathroom in Alice and Jasper's bedroom, I heard babbling that I couldn't make out. It was definitely Jasper's "voice" that I heard in my mind, but he was thinking incoherently and mumbling out loud. I opened the door, and there was Jasper, standing in his underwear with a hairbrush in his hand reciting his lines from Macbeth.
"Will it not be received, when we have marked with blood those sleepy two of his own chamber and used their daggers, that they have done it?"
"Oh my god, what are you doing?" I asked stumbling on the words in the question. I was more scarred by the fact that he was in his underwear than anything else, so that was the only thing I could think to ask.
"Practicing for Macbeth, obviously." He was clearly embarrassed because he totally avoided addressing his current clothing state.
"No, I mean, why…aren't you…dressed."
"Um, well I…I mean…it's kind of a long story."
"Ok enough said, I really don't want to hear it although you should stop thinking about it because I really, really don't want to know!" It was a little late because he was not very good at hiding his thoughts. I heard it all and it was not something he should be proud of. "Just tell me where my clothes are and I'll leave you to your rehearsing."
"Over there." He mumbled and pointed in the direction of my clothes. I ran to get them at vampire speed because I had had enough of Jasper's odd behavior.
Just as I was finishing putting my clothes back in the right places I heard Emmett scream. He must have come home to find Alice working on his car. Or better, finished with his car.
I set up this prank so, of course I had to see the madness unfold. I flew down the stairs and into the garage. Alice had just finished and was putting her bedazzling tool away. Emmett was complaining, yelling, crying, cursing, and begging for mercy all at the same time. His mind was so chaotic, even I couldn't tell what he really wanted to say. This babbling carried on long enough for the whole family to become an audience. Finally, he slightly calmed down and began making sense.
"Alice?" he asked slowly "What did you do?"
"Well Edward wouldn't let me bedazzle his clothes and he said that you had mentioned wanting your jeep to be bedazzled so I thought I would surprise you and do it all before you got home and I finished just in time, isn't it great?" His car was great but probably not great to his standards. It was literally covered in multicolored gems that came in various sizes. It shined almost as bright as we did in the sun.
"God damn it, Edward! Why would you tell her that! You owe me a new car!!" at that last comment Alice's eyes got huge and she looked like she was going to cry.
"You don't like it?" She asked.
Damn you Edward, you're making me look like the bad guy here and you know this is entirely your fault.
"No, no, Alice I love it, its just I can't drive it anymore because I would probably crush all the gems. And I would really hate for that to happen."
You better hope she believes that other wise your going to be dead!
I shook my head slightly, indicating that she never would. Surprisingly her faced snapped out of its sad look and a huge smile appeared on it.
"Oh, ok, as long as you like it. And don't make Edward buy the new car. He probably didn't think about it the same way as you did, he was just trying to do something nice for you. I'll buy the new car."
"No Alice, you're right, he was just trying to do something nice. It's ok I'll buy the car. Thank you though."
You are still paying for it, Edward.
"Ok Emmett, well I have to go to practice. See you guys later!"
After Alice skipped out of the room, Emmett looked over his car with sad eyes, glared at me, and stormed out. Once they were both gone we all burst out laughing. After our laughing fit, Jasper left to finish practicing his lines, Rosalie left for a movie with her friends and Esme and Carlisle wanted the full story on what had happened. So I proudly gave it to them.
So there it is…please review!!
