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Oliver's Pov
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"Stop it, how many times am I gonna have to pry your hands off those thing to get you to pay attention?" Miley yelled at me and slapped my hand. It's not my fault that I grew boobs over night and wanna touch them, sue me for being a guy. Anyways... I'm sitting here on Miley's couch, felling Miley's body, which I am currently stuck in. I keep getting yelled at for it, but it's kinda funny. I feel like I'm arguing with myself since she's in my body too. Although she's making me look pretty gay because she staring at me with her hands on her hips and tapping her foot in such a girly way that it makes me want to go read a playboy so that I feel like a man again.
"Stop standing like that and I'll stop touching your body innopropriately." I mocked her and put air quotes around innaproprietly. She's so funny when she uses big words it's hilarious. "Oliver..." She whined. "Stop joking around what are we gonna do? I don't want your body, I wanna be back in my own and I don't want to wake up naked next to your girlfriend ever again." Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot about that. Lilly and I did it last night so Miley woke up with my body naked... oh man she saw me naked... she saw Lilly naked. Oh my god, I wonder if she told her...
Miley answered my question before I could ask it. "She woke up and kissed me... well long story short..." I watched the girl in my body fidget with her fingers. "We ended up making out and then I came here because I got scared... I've never had a ... you know... before, and I don't know if it's from me liking her or... if it's because your body likes her." I just looked at her for a second, I can't believe I'm not angry. If only Lilly knew that it was Miley that she kissed this morning... I wonder if it would make her happy. I don't think she knows that I heard her that night that she said Miley's name. I was to scared to say anything...
"She gave you a- " I stopped and laughed. I couldn't help it... Miley sooo has it for Lilly. "Awww that is so cute... you guys didn't do anything else though right?" I was curious as to how far she went with my girlfriend. "No that's all we did, I told her I had to leave and she said ofcourse, and that was it... sorry but I think she's mad at you now." Miley looked sad... well at least I think so, I've never seen myself sad but I'd imagine that's how I would look. "Miley it's okay.. I um... kind of want to break up with her anyways, but I'm not sure how. Do you think you could do it for me?" I am such a coward... "No, you are such a coward." She read my mind, I guess.
"Well... you know what? These..." I pointed at her bodies boobs again.. I'm gonna cheer her up by making her laugh I just hope it works, I can tell she's stressed. "Are gonna be awfully fun to play with while I try to explain to her that I have become asexual and wish to break up with her while I'm still in your body." I smiled innocently hoping to make her laugh. It worked. "Okay fine, just quit it, leave my goodies alone." She tried to act seriouse but I can see through that smirk. "Make me." I challenged her.
She jumped on me and grabbed my hands and before I knew it we were tickling eachother and wrestling and laughing. We stopped when she finally managed to pin me to the floor... I would have won if I was still in my smokin oaken body."Are you gonna stop now?" She asked me between laughs. I was about to answer when we heard a door shut. We both looked and saw Lilly standing there open mouthed... this was bad.
Can you imagine what she thought... Miley and I looked real bad since we switched bodies it looked Like I was pinning Miley to the ground and knowing her she's gonna jump to conclusions. Miley jumped off me and and ran over to Lilly. "Lilly I can explain..." She started, but Lilly cut her off. "That's what you had to do that was so important... you had to come meet Miley to fix your problem?" She put air quotes around 'fix your problem.
"No Lilly, I'm not Oliver I'm Miley." She tried to explain as Lilly looked at my body like it had three heads.
