The Demon of Konoha: The Team Assembles!

Put down your fork! (If you're holding a fork, for some strange reason), because yes, of course, I've finally decided to get back into the story writing business. Aww yeah. This delightful new chapter shall be called 'THE TEAM ASSEMBLES!'.

Get ready to skyrocket back into the action with the latest chapter in The Demon Of Konoha!

Disclaimer: I do no own Naruto, Kishimoto Masashi does! And someone PLEASE put Sakura in a box and ship her away? Thank you.

Claimer: I Claim only this idea, for a story, Matashiko and my jutsu's I create!

Naruto – "HAI GUIZ!"

Ino – "STFU!"

That is all. Enjoy.

"So Ino," Spoke the third member of the new Konoha Anbu Team to Ino Yamanaka. "You never really DID tell us about that mission you went on last month. It's like you've been avoiding me and Naruto…"

As Shikamaru spoke, the pair were casually walking down the street, unaware of prying eyes… Blue eyes, to be exact…

"Avoiding you?" Ino replied with a hint of confusion in her feminine voice. "Hmph, i've just been avoiding Naruto. I wanted to wait until he'd mostly recovered from the Great Ninja War before bursting something like that on his tiny head!"

"Oh. I guess that's fair, but why not tell me? If you're not telling Naruto because he can only fit so much up there, why keep just as much from someone like me, who can fit SO MUCH up there?" Spoke Shikamaru Nara to the Blonde who had already seemed distracted by something else off to her left side.

"W-well, how would Naruto react if I was talking to you all the time witho-"

"SHIKAMARU! INO! WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID MY NAME!?"

"Ugh, NARUTO! Did I not just teach you a lesson less than five minutes ago?" Ino grabbed the Hyperactive Blonde by the ear and dragged him really close to her lips.

"Ehem… DO NOT YELL IN MY DAMN FACE, YOU GOT THAT!?"

Naruto stumbled and fell to the ground clutching his burst ear drum. Manly tears swelled In the poor Nin's eyes.

"Don't Cry… Don't fucking cry…" Naruto mentally repeated.

He Cried.

Shikamaru and the Female Blonde continued to walk by Naruto leaving him in the dust.

"See? THAT is why we never speak of it to Naruto. He wasn't even in our conversation and he heard us!" Said Ino, finally replying to the Pineapple Nara's previous question, before their interruption.

Ino and Shikamaru continued their walk to Konoha High while Naruto discretely followed them from behind. He snuck up behind Nara and eventually kept crouched whilst at the same pace with his walking, then whispered in his ear:

"Yo, Nara, what's Blondie over there saying my name for?"

Shika sighed and decided to let him in on the news, before the entire situation got out of hand. He knew that before long, Naruto would either go insane, blow up Konoha, go on another rampageous expedition to find the now deceased Sasuke Uchiha, OR all of the above!

"Naruto…" Shikamaru began. "…I'm the third member in the team…"

Naruto was ditsyly (The act of being Ditsy) confused about this. He paused, then spoke.

"The Football team?"

"No."

"The Soccer Team?"

"No."

"The Track Team?"

"No, Naruto…"

"The… Football Team?"

"The Anbu Team you knucklehead!"

"OH MY GOD! HOLY NUSHELL BOMBS YOU'RE IN THE TEAM. CONSUELA SAY NO, ME SAY YES!" Naruto shouted, half making sense, half making no se- actually, just not making sense at all.

"Naruto, that wasn't even a proper sentence…" The 200 I.Q. Ninja complained. "I guess some people never change…"

Sorry guys, really, really short, but just give me some time to get back into the groove! I'll upload part 2 of this chapter in at least 3 days. I just need to remember what the plot was xD Hope you enjoyed and don't forget to follow, R & R!
Sasuke Out~