I am so so sorry for not updating for so long, but school started last week and exams are in a couple of days so my parents didn't let me use the computer as much. Thanks for understanding! Well, I hope the last chapter was ok, was it? Well this time the pranksters are Lenalee and I, I promise that the next one will be Lavi and I. I was thinking about having one where I was not the prankster, maybe even becoming the victim. What do you think? If I didn't scare you off in the last chapter with my horrible writing, please enjoy this chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own DGM and never will. (Sadly.)

Thoughts

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Idea used: Wallpaper Kanda, Allen and Lavi's rooms with Yaoi pictures.

Extra side idea: Get Lenalee to help.

Pranksters: Lenalee and myself.


After the prank that Lavi and I pulled on Kanda, Komui pretty much put us on a two week ban on doing anything 'potentially harmful to the best fighters in the Order'. (Allen got beaten up pretty badly after we framed him for the Kanda n make-up incident) So I was left with nothing to do. Allen would be in the infirmary for the next couple of weeks, Lavi and Kanda had been sent on a mission so it was just Lenalee and me. Today, I got so bored that I went to her room to hang out. Komui recently got her some weird new machine called a 'computer' that had access to lots of information 'online' via 'the internet'. After that, Lenalee got hooked onto something called 'yaoi' and 'fanfiction'. When I entered her room, she was on… what was that thing called again? Confuter? Connuer? Oh yeah, the computer.

"Watcha doing?" There really wasn't any need to ask, I knew that Lenalee would be staring at various 'yaoi' pictures.

"I'm looking at some yaoi. Do you know that there's D Gray Man yaoi?"

"Really? Let me see!"

Lenalee was at a page that contained several hundred yaoi pictures; all of them were of the D Gray Man male cast. There was 'Laven', 'Yullen' and other pairings.

"Oh dear god, what do you think will happen if they (Allen, Lavi, Kanda) see this?"
The second I said that, Lenalee began to get an evil look.

"L-L-Lenalee? What's with the evil look?"

"Heh heh. Why don't we put the pictures in their rooms to find out?"

"Lenalee! That's really evil! And they'll try to kill me! I'll be scarred for life!"

Even as I said this, I began to grin. I could see the potential for an awesome trick and I wasn't going to pass up the opportunity. Lenalee began printing out some of the more explicit (is that the right word?) pictures, knowing that I wouldn't be able to resist a good trick.


Three hours later

"Um Lenalee? Are you done with the pictures? You've printed over a thousand!"

Lenalee had spent the last three hours continuously printing yaoi pictures, and I had to ask Komui for refills more than ten times.

"Yes yes, almost done! Let's go and get the trick done!"

I just stared. Lenalee's room was flooded with yaoi pictures, I couldn't even see where the door was! I groaned, and started to push my way through the papers, hoping to find the door before I got crushed to death.


Later

When Lenalee said that she wanted to stick yaoi pictures in their bedrooms, I thought that she meant a few pictures, not realizing that she meant that she wanted to literally wallpaper their rooms. Every flat surface that we could find we stuck on the pictures, including the ceiling, floors, bathroom mirrors, windows, under the beds, in the drawers, we even covered the books in pictures. I had a feeling that they wouldnever be able to escape the pictures, ever. I kinda pitied them at that moment. We both took a step back and marvelled at our handiwork. You couldn't even tell what color each room originally was, neither was it possible to discern what the original design/color of anything in the room. Lenalee had even managed to successfully wrap the doorknobs with tiny yaoi pics. While surveying the room, I tried very hard not to look at anything in particular, the pictures were so detailed that I was afraid that if I focused on anything, I would throw up. Glancing through a crack in between the pictures on the window, I noticed Kanda, Allen and Lavi returning. Informing Lenalee, we went to 'welcome' them back.


At the Black Order main gate

"Hey guys," I said, trying desperately to look nonchalant and not laugh whenever I thought of their rooms.

"Hi Ri!"

"Hello Ricoe."

"Che."

Lenalee was kind and welcoming as usual, the perfect actress. We allowed them to enter first, even offering to take the mission reports to Komui, all so that they would reach their rooms faster. We ran and dropped off the report at the sea of papers also known as Komui's office, (we had a little trouble wading/swimming through the papers) and hid around a corner near the guys rooms (they were all on the same floor) and waited for them to get there. They reached the level that the rooms were on and entered their rooms at almost identical timings. Lenalee and I counted in our heads: 5…4…3…2…1…

"AHHHHHHHH!"

A surprisingly feminine like shriek came from Kanda's room. We entered his room, wondering about the effectiveness of our trick. Kanda was curled up in a corner shivering and mumbling like an idiot, looking like a cornered rat. Every time his eyes landed on another yaoi picture, he flinched as though hurt. The second he saw the open door, he bolted for it, running out into the corridor and out of sight, and soon after came several bangs. I suppose he couldn't take the torture.

"Well that's one." I mumbled under my breath.

That was when we noticed that not a single sound could be heard coming from both Allen and Lavi's rooms. We went to Allen's room and found that he had fainted two steps into the room. I guess he couldn't stand the mental overload and passed out.

"That's number two." I continued.

We then proceeded to Lavi's room, fearing what we would find. He was sitting down reading a book, as though nothing had happened.

"Um… Lavi?" Why hadn't the trick worked on him?

"You are wondering why I am not affected right? Well, I knew that you wouldn't be able to stand not playing a trick on us, and at the main gate, you offered to take to mission report, something that you never do. I suspected something to do with our rooms so I made a detour to the library to get a book so I wouldn't see whatever was in my room. I knew I was right once I heard Kanda screaming so… yeah."

I sighed. I should have known, it's almost impossible to pull a prank on Lavi.

That's when Lenalee voiced a very good question.

"I wonder where Kanda went…"


I really didn't want to do this but I will need 4-5 more reviews if I am to write/upload another chapter(there are currently 31 reviews). I need reviews cause i feel like no one is reading if no one reviews. :( This isn't my best, and constructive criticisms are welcome, please review, thanks for reading! I didn't read this to see if there were any errors, please tell me if there were any.